words in movies
Erica: Yeah, I read some great applications, but then I thought “who better then a minister to raise a child!”
Chandler: No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah yknow, like warm up the crowd. Ask em where theyre from. Cause in Joey Tribbiani you get a minister and you get an entertainer. Im a minis-tainer! (Rapping) There is no one better! There is no one greater!
Ross: Take thee, (Glares at the Minister) Emily. (Chuckles) Like thered be anybody else. (Emily is glaring at him.)
Joey: Look, my best friends are getting married in like an hour. Okay? And Im the minister. Please! Please! Can you pull it together?
Minister: May I have the rings? (He is given the rings) Emily, place this ring on Rosss finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting. (She jams the ring onto his finger) Ross, place this ring in Emilys hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever.
Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. May the happiness we share with them today be with them always. Now Emily, repeat after me. I, Emily...
Rachel: Oh my God! Im gonna have to find another minister.
Minister: Ross and Emily have made their declarations and it gives me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife.
Minister: Take thee, Emily...
Minister: Take thee, Emily...
Minister: You may kiss the bride.
Minister: Take thee, EM-I-LY
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Monica: What about the second minister we meet with? I kinda liked him.
Joey: Yeah, you'd think I'd give up being a minister and start paying to ride the subway? Huhuh...
Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. (Time lapse) Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...
Minister: I think wed better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross
Joey: No! No, Im the minister! All right, look-look, put em both on the phone, Ill marry them right now.
Chandler: Our minister
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Monica: Level 1 alert. I repeat, level 1. This is not a drill. Okay we've got a situation. The minister just called. He's snowed in. He can't make it.
Minister: As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, till death parts us.
[Scene: Rosss Wedding, continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily.]