words in movies
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are watching a Miracle Wax info-mercial.]
JOEY: Wow, look at that. The car is on fire, yet somehow it's expensive paint job is protected by the Miracle Wax.
CHANDLER: It's the Miracle Wax.
JOEY: It certainly is a miracle.
Phoebe: (looking at the clock) Oh wow, three hours and still no baby. Ugh, the miracle of birth sure is a snooze fest.
Monica: He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.
Rachel: Y'know, I-I gotta tell ya, those eye drops are a miracle. My eye is a 100% better.
Soothing male voice: ..a sound Mom and Dad never forget. For this after all, is the miracle of birth.
Phoebe: It's a Thanksgiving miracle!
Joey: So, there was no miracle?!
Joey: No its not weird, its a miracle!
Joey: Miracle!
Rachel: Hey, hows hows the uh, miracle chair?
Rachel: No Joe, no miracle.
Nurse #2: Its not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Remorays a miracle worker. Look, here he comes.
Rachel: Its not a miracle Joey! Im sure theres some explanation.
ERICA: No, seriously. These hands. These miracle, magical, life-giving hands. Oh, just to be near them, touch them, maybe even lick one?
Joey: Oh! (In an announcer type voice) And so the miracle of life begins, and aaiiyyyeeee! (He grabs his side and doubles over in pain.)
Monica: Chandler, you don't wanna miss this. This is the birth of your child! It's the miracle of life!
Joey: Hey-heeyyy - Look at that, it's a Christmas miracle!
Chandler: Alright. Wow, that is one disgusting miracle.
Ross: Right, um, but, on Hanukkah, Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. See, years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees.
Ross: and the miracle was that that little bit of oil that shouldve just lasted just one day, burned for