words in movies
Doug: Bing! (Chandler stands bolt upright and turns around to face him.) Read your Computech proposal, a real homerun. (He goes to slap his butt, but Chandler slides over making him miss.) Ooh. Barely got ya that time, get over here. Come on. (Chandler goes over) Wham! (slaps him on the butt) Good one. That was a good one. (to a couple of Chandlers co-workers) Keep at it team. (goes into his office)
Ursula: Yeah, um, I was over there, then you said, "Excuse me, hello Miss," so now Im here.
Customer: (To Rachel) Ahh, miss? More coffee?
Ticket Agent: Im afraid Im going to have to ask you to step aside, Miss.
Chandler: Nah, Monicas watching some cooking show. Come on, I dont want to miss when they were skinny.
Emily: Dont do this to me, again. Youd know Id stay here in a minute, but Id really miss so much work, theyll fire me.
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff.
Roger: Okay. I'll miss you.
Rachel: (Into microphone) Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay.
Monica: (not amused by Chandlers joke) I miss Rachel. (To Chandler) No, my parents.
Roger: Did I, uh, did I miss something?
Phoebe: Did I miss it, did I miss it?
Ross: Yeah, yeah. Y'know, now that you kicked the sign, hey! I don't miss Marcel any more!
ROSS: Actually it's the movie theatre that has the time schedule. So you don't miss the beginning.
Rachel: Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this.
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
ROSS: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?
Rachel: (laughs) Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get.
PHOEBE: I miss Janice though. "Hello, Chandler Bing."
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
WAITER: You'd think, wouldn't you? Miss?
Monica: Ahh, Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you!
Chandler: All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.
Phoebe: (reading from the note) Good-bye Phoebe and Ursula. Ill miss you. P.S. Your Mom lives in Montauk. You just wrote this!
Joey: (to the dog) Cmere. Hey. Cmere. Thats Rachel. Shes the one who used to live here. Might as well be honest with youwe love her. But we cant have her. I really miss her. Well, hey, you understand, right? Youre a guy. (thinks about it and picks up the dog and looks) Well, you used to be.
Rachel: Uh well, I guess Im not gonna miss the fact that youre never allowed to move the phone pen. (Laughs. Monica lags behind the laugh a little bit.)
PHOEBE: I miss Rose.
PHOEBE: I know you're just moving uptown but I'm really gonna miss you.
CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.
Rachel: Oh please, I hate packing, its closer to work, and we do have fun. Although, Im really gonna miss living with you.
Phoebe: She is so great! I miss her.
Rachel: Everybody? Shh, shhh. Uhhh... Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.
Tim: Awww, Ill miss you too Pheebs. (Starts to leave) And I will be holding you, right here. (Holds his hands over his heart, blows a kiss to Phoebe who catches it, and then leaves and Phoebe throws the kiss back.)
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
Rachel: Yknow I cant even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I cant believe how much I love her, I cant get enough of her, like right now I miss her. I actually miss her.
Chandler: Ahh, Merry Christmas; I miss you guys!
Mr. Tribbiani: Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late now
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
Ross: Its just I miss her so much.
Joey: Im gonna miss you, youre the hottest roommate I ever had.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo ]
Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
RACHEL: [entering hurriedly] Did I miss it? Did I miss it?
ROSS: Bye Marcel. See ya on the big screen. You keep people drinkin' that beer, OK. I miss you buddy.
Joey: Theres the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss?
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Phoebe: Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)
Rachel: Oh please, hell be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.
Ross: Im sorry Im late, did I miss anything?
Chandler: (in a deep voice) If I broke up with you, Id miss you.
Rachel: Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. Theres an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss
Barry: All right Miss Green, everything looks fine... Yep, I think we're starting to see some real progress here.
Rachel: oh oh! What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?
RYAN: I better get out of here, I'm gonna miss my flight.
Phoebe: Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan.
Rachel: (Into microphone) Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, Miss Phoebe Buffay. Wooh!
Chandler: Its possible. You are very loveable, Id miss you if I broke up with you. (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive.
David: Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I cant miss my flight.
Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?
Emily: I miss you to. Well, at least I think I do.
Joey: Ahh, the babies miss me?
Phoebe: (In a British accent) This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if its not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?
Phoebe: All right, the seven of us miss you.
Phoebe: But, I need your germs! I want my cold back! I miss my sexy voice.
Chandler: Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. (He storms out.)
Ross: I'm really gonna miss this apartment. Y'know, Ben-Ben took his first steps right over there. (Points.)
Chandler: Oh, you dont know. (Presses a button.) Helen, could you make sure we put through the paperwork on Miss Bookbinders raise?
FBOB: Hey, so what'd I miss, what'd I miss, c'mon?
Phoebe: Oh I just miss him so much!
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Is that true miss?
Chandler: Actually, its Miss Chinandolor Bong.
ROSS: Great, great, and I miss that too, I miss everything.
Ross: I wanna get out of the room! Y'know, I I really miss downstairs.
JOEY: It's just that, I, I'm gonna miss Joseph. I liked him. His wife, she was hot. [Chadler pushes him out the door by the face.]
CHANDLER: You know, I once dated a Miss Crankypants. Lovely girl, kinda moody.
Maitre D�: Good evening, Miss. (Phoebe turns her head away) Miss? (from the opposite side) Miss? (she turns again) Miss!
Monica: Im gonna miss you so much.
Phoebe: (shocked) Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either "Liar, Liar" or "Betrayal", or... "An Affair To Remember".
Monica: Im really gonna miss you.
Rachel: You know what else Im not gonna miss? "Im Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"
Monica: Im gonna miss you! (They hug.)
Susan: Oh, I wouldnt miss it for the world.
Rachel: Oh no, wait a minute, wait, I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't miss that.
JOEY: [in a fake voice] Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye. [hangs up]
Monica: He said he's really gonna miss you guys. (dubious look)
Phoebe: Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss (panting). But no, okay. No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. Yeah, okay. You're uptight.
Joey: Man, I wish Ross was coming with us! Y'know? I'm gonna miss him!
Chandler: So you knew we were gonna miss the movie!
Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)
Ross: (on phone) I know I miss you too. I can't wait to see you. I love you. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Phoebe: Oh, I wouldnt miss this.
Paul: No! No! Its just that, my dad never did. I miss my dad.
Ross: It makes him miss the bowl, but whatever.
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off...
Rachel: Okay. (He starts to leave, and Rachel grabs him and gives him a passionate kiss.) I'll miss you.
Jake: (yelling through the window to Phoebe) I miss you already!!
Rachel: (We see a flashback as Rachel describes what happened.) All right, we were shaking hands and he kinda leaned toward me Y'know maybe he was going to open the door, but I totally miss read him and I uhhh (The flashback shows that she kissed him on the cheek.)
Phoebe: (yelling back) I miss you too!!!! (He walks away.)
Rachel: All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell him uh tell him I miss him. (Exits and Joey enters.)