words in movies
MNCA: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
MNCA: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
MNCA: [getting the wine] Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
PHOE/MNCA: Ohhhh.
MNCA: [reading the paper] There are no jobs. There are no jobs for me.
MNCA: There's an ad for a naked chef?
MNCA: Wait a minute. I thought last night was great.
MNCA: We are talking about Rachel here. You and Rachel.
MNCA: So, Mr. Rastatter, what exactly does this job entail? The ad wasn't too clear.
MNCA: I'm sorry?
MNCA: Ohh.
MNCA: All right. Mmm-mmm.
MNCA: [disgusted, trying not to show it] I love how it crumbles. Now see, your chocolate doesn't do that.
MNCA: [still chewing] Mmm-mmm.
MNCA: Wow.
MNCA: Just waiting for it to stop bubbling.
MNCA: [with false enthusiasm] Mmm.
MNCA: Abso...[swallows hard]...lutely. See, I love creating new recipes. I love Thanksgiving. And, well, now, I love Mockolate.
MNCA: Especially the after taste, you know, I'll tell ya, that'll last ya till Christmas.
MNCA: How about Mockolate mousse?
MNCA: Ok, how about pilgrim Mockolate mousse?
MNCA: We'll put buckles on it.
MNCA: Hey.
MNCA: No, I'm sorry.
MNCA: Ok, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.
MNCA: Oh my god good?
MNCA: You know, that's true. You'd be a great person to have around the day after an emergency.
MNCA: What?
MNCA: This was your idea?
MNCA: Yeah. You!
MNCA: Oh, you must be freezing. You know what you need? How about a nice steaming cup of hot Mockolate?
MNCA: Now, in some of these recipes, the quantities may seem just a little unusual, uh, like these coconut mockolate holiday nut bars. I've indicated four cups of coconut, and four cups of crushed nut, and only, uh, one tablespoon of mockolate.
MNCA: What?
MNCA: Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.
MNCA: Well, uh, I ate some.
MNCA: Hello?
MNCA: [to Ross] Listen, I... I don't think this is the best time.
MNCA: Sure, what? Ok, ok. [hangs up the phone] [to Rachel] Music?
MNCA: Oh, not at all. I have no morals and I need the cash.
MNCA: Cat hair.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
MNCA: Oh God, you fell off the wagon.
MNCA: Look, maybe this is none of my business, or maybe it is, I don't know... but, uh, I'm kind of worried about you.
MNCA: Nothing, just never seen you in little stretchy pants before.
MNCA: Hi. I'll be ready in just a second.
MNCA: Please.
MNCA: Maybe.
MNCA: Yes, I would like something. [looks at Fun Bobby, changes her mind] No, no thank you.
MNCA: You and me both.
MNCA: Only if you say his full name.
MNCA: Alright.
MNCA: [to Chandler] Yo, Bing. Racquetball in 15 minutes.
MNCA: [takes a sip] Mmmm, no.
MNCA: Really? I only had two glasses.
MNCA: Hey.
MNCA: So, what are you saying now?
MNCA: What?
MNCA: Bobby.
MNCA: [gasps] You have other friends?
MNCA: What are you talking about?
MNCA: Sure.
MNCA: Oh God, yes!
MNCA: Oh.... my... God.
MNCA: Take care.
MNCA: Bye.
MNCA: Do you not see it?
MNCA: Oh, he's sober alright. Just turns out that Fun Bobby was fun for a reason.
MNCA: Morning.
MNCA: OK.
MNCA: What about me?
MNCA: Oh... shoot.
MNCA: Not that bad? Did you hear the hammer story?
MNCA: So what. So he drank a lot tonight.
MNCA: Ahhh, hey honey? Don't you have to be at your interview now?
MNCA: Alright, here you go, sweetie. [hands Fun Bobby his coffee]
MNCA: It's Fun Bobby.
MNCA: Five more and I'll flash you.
MNCA: C'mon give me five more. Five more.
MNCA: OK, I'll see you later babe.
MNCA: Rach, does this have nonfat milk?
MNCA: You were so amazing as the king. I was really impressed, I was.
MNCA: Well we... we kinda broke up.
MNCA: But I'm gonna be there... for the rest of my life. I mean, I can't break up with him. I'm the one who made him quit drinking. He's dull because of me.
RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
MNCA: No, no really. I.. I wouldn't feel right about it. [to waiter] Just some water.
MNCA: [grabs waiter as he's leaving] I'd like a scotch on the rocks with a twist.
MNCA: See? They're as different as night and... later that night.
MNCA: Oh, isn't he? Oh, you know, I really think this time it may work with him. I mean, he just makes me feel so good and I've been feeling so lousy this last couple of months, no job, no boyfriend. Well, at least my cup is half full.
MNCA: [holding bottles] Does anybody want these?
MNCA: And for our two-week anniversary, he's gonna take me to his cousin's cabin for the weekend.
MNCA: You know what? It seems like you've been making an awful lot of stuff Irish lately.
MNCA: Bobby and I are going away for the weekend, remember?
MNCA: What these? [holding up liquor bottles] Oh, these are, um, for.. cuts and scrapes.
MNCA: Well, we just happen to go to alot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo.
MNCA: Oh no no, this is not for him, this is for me. That way he's still sober but I find his stories about shoelaces much more amusing.
MNCA: She's just upset because she, uh, she buttered a spider into her toast this morning.
MNCA: Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. Ya wanna work out? I can remake you.
MNCA: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait one minute. Wait a minute. I believe this will change your mind. [Reads from paper] In a mediocre play, Joseph Tribbiana was able to achieve brilliant new levels of... continued on page 153...[turns it] sucking.