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Ross: Great! Great. Then I mustve left it at Monas. I knew it!
Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!
[Scene: Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]
Ross: Mona? (Theres no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Monas apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.)
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Mona: No, its still wet. Yknow what? Let me get it out before it sets. Ooh, I have something you can wear. Here. (Hands him Rosss shirt.)
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Mona: (seeing Ross) Oh my God! Ross!!!
Mona: Ross, what are you doing?!
Ross: (on phone) Item J437-A, color: winterberry. (Theres a knock on the door as he hangs up the phone. He answers it to Mona.) Hi umm, listen come here, come in. (She does so.) Im so-so sorry about yesterday. I-Im really sorry. Its just that I (He picks up the pink shirt.)
Mona: (interrupting him) Listen Ross, you dont have to apologize. I understand why you were there.
Mona: Yeah, you still have feelings for me. And-and to be honest, I-I still have feelings for you. And I wish that we can work it out Ross, but we cant. Its too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby, I-I just It just wasnt meant to be.
Mona: Ross, we we have to be strong. Okay, I-Im gonna go. (She picks up the shirt Ross has just set down.) Can I? To remember you?
Mona: (clapping) Yay! My hero!
Joey: So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. Hows it going?
Ross: Uh actually, sorry I cant even make it. Im seeing Mona again tonight.
Ross: Hey! I did not dump Rachel! (To Mona) Nor are we still together. (The phone rings and Ross goes to answer it, only hes trapped behind the apothecary table by Dr. Green.) Can I just (Dr. Green glares at him.) Why dont we just let the machine get that?
Mona: Okay, I guess you can close the door now. (He does so and they kiss.)
Mona: Im good except umm, you still owe me a dance.
Ross: A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uh I-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
Mona: Im not sure yet. Why didnt you just tell me about all this?
Mona: Yknow, every year I say Im gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?
Mona: How could you have kept all of this from me?
Ross: Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. (He uses his card to mouth those words.) (Pause) Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name.
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Mona: Really?! Well see? I never knew about her.
Mona: Id be happy to. (To Ross) You are very sweet.
Mona: Umm, actually Im just a nurse.
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Ross: Yes. Yes, yes I did. (To Mona) But-but it was, it was just a one night thing. It meant nothing.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.]
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Mona: Oh yknow, I didnt think of it that way. Youre right. Youre right. So, can I ask you a question?
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
[Time Lapse: the crowd has left and only Mona, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are still watching to see who will be able to move the others arm first. An event that has yet to happen.]
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
Mona: Uh-huh.
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Mona: Sure.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Mona: Ohhhh!
Mona: How cute was that?
Mona: Ross?
Mona: Its Joey right?
Mona: Okay.
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Mona: That is so sweet!
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Mona: Hi!
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: Hi!
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
Mona: Yeah.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Mona: Wh
Mona: What?!
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Bye guys.
(Mona exits.)
Mona: Where are we?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Really? Why not?
Mona: What?
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
Mona: Okay.
Mona: Really?!
Mona: Okay
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Mona: What?
Mona: Tramp?!
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?