words in movies
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Mona: Uh-huh.
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Mona: Sure.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: How cute was that?
Mona: Ohhhh!
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Mona: That is so sweet!
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Mona: Ross?
Mona: Hi!
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Mona: Its Joey right?
Mona: Okay.
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: Hi!
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Mona: Wh
Mona: What?!
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Bye guys.
(Mona exits.)
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: Really? Why not?
Mona: Where are we?
Mona: What?
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
Mona: Okay.
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Mona: Tramp?!
Mona: Really?!
Mona: Okay
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Mona: What?
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Ross: No IMona!
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Oh no.
Mona: Good.
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Mona: Okay, but its Valentines Day!
Mona: How exciting!
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Mona: I think its interesting.
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Mona: Why?
Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
Ross: Great! Great. Then I mustve left it at Monas. I knew it!
[Scene: Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]
Mona: (seeing Ross) Oh my God! Ross!!!
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.
Mona: Cant we just ask her to go?
Mona: Now, do you think it should say, "Love Ross and Mona?"