words in movies
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Umm, actually Im just a nurse.
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Mona: Hey, you guys could arm wrestle.
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
[Time Lapse: the crowd has left and only Mona, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are still watching to see who will be able to move the others arm first. An event that has yet to happen.]
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Mona: (clapping) Yay! My hero!
Ross: Oh. Yeah. (Sarcastically) Uh Chandler let me win. No, Chandlers really strong. Oh my arm is so sore. Oh nurse! (Waddles over to Mona.)
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.]
Mona: Oh yknow, I didnt think of it that way. Youre right. Youre right. So, can I ask you a question?
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
Mona: Ross, what are you doing?!
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Mona: Uh-huh.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Mona: Sure.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: How cute was that?
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Mona: Ohhhh!
Mona: That is so sweet!
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Mona: Its Joey right?
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
Mona: Ross?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Okay.
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Mona: Wh
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
Mona: What?!
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Bye guys.
(Mona exits.)
Mona: Where are we?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Really? Why not?
Mona: What?
Mona: Okay.
Mona: Really?!
Mona: Okay
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Mona: What?
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Ross: No IMona!
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Mona: Tramp?!
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Oh no.
Mona: Good.
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Mona: I think its interesting.
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Mona: How exciting!
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Mona: Why?
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Mona: Okay, but its Valentines Day!
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.
Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!
Ross: Great! Great. Then I mustve left it at Monas. I knew it!
[Scene: Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]
Mona: (seeing Ross) Oh my God! Ross!!!
Mona: Now, do you think it should say, "Love Ross and Mona?"
Mona: Ross, we we have to be strong. Okay, I-Im gonna go. (She picks up the shirt Ross has just set down.) Can I? To remember you?