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[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona.]
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: Oh hey, thanks again for showing me your semi-precious stone collection. It was amazing! (She leaves.)
Joey: So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. Hows it going?
Ross: Uh actually, sorry I cant even make it. Im seeing Mona again tonight.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Mona: I love your place! Where is this guy from? (A statue from the top of his apothecary table.)
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Ross: Yes. Yes, yes I did. (To Mona) But-but it was, it was just a one night thing. It meant nothing.
Mona: What?!
Ross: (to Mona) Oh but not that way. I mean I mean Im not in love with her. I love her like a, like a friend.
Mona: Wh
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
Mona: Tramp?!
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Mona: How could you have kept all of this from me?
Ross: Hey! I did not dump Rachel! (To Mona) Nor are we still together. (The phone rings and Ross goes to answer it, only hes trapped behind the apothecary table by Dr. Green.) Can I just (Dr. Green glares at him.) Why dont we just let the machine get that?
Ross: I dont care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now shes totally freaked out!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Mona: Oh good, youre here. Yeah, and I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable.
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Rachel: I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? (Mona looks at her.) I am so gonna leave right now. (Ross opens the door for her and she leaves.)
Mona: Im not sure yet. Why didnt you just tell me about all this?
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Mona: Okay, I guess you can close the door now. (He does so and they kiss.)
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
Mona: Yknow, every year I say Im gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Ross: A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uh I-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.
Mona: Id be happy to. (To Ross) You are very sweet.
Mona: Umm, actually Im just a nurse.
Mona: Really?! Well see? I never knew about her.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.]
Ross: Mona? (Theres no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Monas apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.)
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Ross: Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. (He uses his card to mouth those words.) (Pause) Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
Mona: Oh yknow, I didnt think of it that way. Youre right. Youre right. So, can I ask you a question?
[Time Lapse: the crowd has left and only Mona, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are still watching to see who will be able to move the others arm first. An event that has yet to happen.]
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Mona: Ross, what are you doing?!
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Mona: Sure.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Mona: Uh-huh.
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Mona: Ohhhh!
Mona: How cute was that?
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: That is so sweet!
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Mona: Its Joey right?
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Mona: Okay.
Mona: Ross?
Mona: Hi!
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: Hi!
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Bye guys.
(Mona exits.)
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: What?
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Mona: Really?!
Mona: Okay
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Mona: Where are we?
Mona: Okay.
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Mona: What?
Mona: Really? Why not?
Ross: No IMona!
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Mona: Hi!
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Mona: Oh no.
Mona: Good.
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Mona: I think its interesting.
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Mona: How exciting!
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Mona: Why?
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Mona: Okay, but its Valentines Day!
[Scene: Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]
Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!
Ross: Great! Great. Then I mustve left it at Monas. I knew it!
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.