words in movies
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
Ross: Wha? Oh, come on. You didnt have tosaltwater taffy?! (Mona laughs) Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but its actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. Thats not interesting.
Ross: (on phone) Item J437-A, color: winterberry. (Theres a knock on the door as he hangs up the phone. He answers it to Mona.) Hi umm, listen come here, come in. (She does so.) Im so-so sorry about yesterday. I-Im really sorry. Its just that I (He picks up the pink shirt.)
Mona: (laughs then stops) Oh youre serious. Sure!
Mona: Uh, thats okay. You can dance with her first.
Mona: Huh, could you imagine. I go away for a few days, and come back, and my boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant! (Mona laughs yes again!)
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters.]
Ross: Uh Mona just dumped me.
Mona: You got another ex-wife back there?
Mona: (entering) Hey Ross, whats going on? You changing the lock?
Mona: Hi! Look! I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center.
Ross: Well, Im, uh, going to pick up Mona. What have you got going tonight?
Monica: You and Mona are doing a holiday card together?
Mona: Yeah, yknow. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. Itll be cute, okay?
Ross: Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
(Ross starts looking for table six and finds out that its the kids table. He sees Mona sitting at another table.)
Ross: Uh actually, sorry I cant even make it. Im seeing Mona again tonight.
Mona: (interrupting him) Listen Ross, you dont have to apologize. I understand why you were there.
Mona: (clapping) Yay! My hero!
Joey: So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. Hows it going?
Ross: Hey! I did not dump Rachel! (To Mona) Nor are we still together. (The phone rings and Ross goes to answer it, only hes trapped behind the apothecary table by Dr. Green.) Can I just (Dr. Green glares at him.) Why dont we just let the machine get that?
Mona: Yknow, every year I say Im gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?
Mona: Okay, I guess you can close the door now. (He does so and they kiss.)
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
Mona: Im good except umm, you still owe me a dance.
Mona: How could you have kept all of this from me?
Ross: A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uh I-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.
Mona: Im not sure yet. Why didnt you just tell me about all this?
Ross: Yes. Yes, yes I did. (To Mona) But-but it was, it was just a one night thing. It meant nothing.
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Mona: Umm, actually Im just a nurse.
Mona: Really?! Well see? I never knew about her.
Ross: Mona? (Theres no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Monas apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.)
Ross: Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. (He uses his card to mouth those words.) (Pause) Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name.
Mona: Id be happy to. (To Ross) You are very sweet.
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
[Time Lapse: the crowd has left and only Mona, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are still watching to see who will be able to move the others arm first. An event that has yet to happen.]
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Mona: Oh yknow, I didnt think of it that way. Youre right. Youre right. So, can I ask you a question?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.]
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Mona: Ross, what are you doing?!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Mona: Uh-huh.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Mona: Ohhhh!
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Mona: Its Joey right?
Mona: Sure.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: How cute was that?
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Mona: That is so sweet!
Mona: Okay.
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Mona: Ross?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: Hi!
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Mona: Wh
Mona: What?!
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Bye guys.