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[Scene: The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house. Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters.]
Ross: (looking at Monica's legs) WOW!
(Chandler resumes staring at Monica's bra)
(Monica's mobile starts ringing. She picks it up.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment]
Chandler: (To Phoebe, behind Monica's back) Still terrified, I'll take care of it. No problem. (When Monica turns back he smiles and kisses her, when she turns away he nods that he'll do it to Phoebe.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters the room.]
(Chandler and Monica hug and after a while the telephone rings again... Monica's eyes get bigger. Chandler answers.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment.]
(The phone rings in Chandler and Monica's apartment)
(Chandler takes Monica's hand, and gets serious) Look, before we sign anything we really have to talk...(pause) We're not who you think we are.
[Scene: Monica's apartment, where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place.]
[Scene: We're back to the present. Chandler and Monica's. They're all still at the kitchen table.]
Phoebe: Well, I'm not going in first. I bet that vein on Monica's forehead is popping like crazy.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The bachelorette party.]
Chandler: All right, all right, we were. We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.
[Scene: Monica's living room. We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. They are all sitting around.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers.]
[ Scene: The freeway. Rachel is driving Monica's Porsche, while using her mobile phone. Ross is sitting next to her.]
(Ross takes the tape roll she's handing him and walks to the guest room while mocking Monica's voice)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe and Ross enter the room.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The living room.]
Chandler: Monica's grandmother.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment.]
Monica's Boyfriend: Yknow what honey? I got to get back to the hospital.
[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler enters. Rachel and monica are seated at the table.]
Chandler: Don't say Richard! Well, if they're not Monica's and they're not yours, then whose are they?
Ross: (on phone) Ok, bye. (hangs up) Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel.
Amanda: (In a fake British accent) It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! (gives her coat to Monica as well) Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs (at which point she grabs both Phoebe and Monica's hands and places them both on her stomach) I don't exercise at all! (she pulls them down to sit.) Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Monica's Bedroom, Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's new house. Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood.]
Ross: Monica's right, swing dancing can be tricky. I'm gonna use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily. (Looks at the rose mulch.) My God, think of the massacre.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table.]
CHANDLER: No no, seriously, Joey's my dad, Monica's my dad. I've even got some dads down at work.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's future house. They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings.]
Monica's Boyfriend: (returning) Here we go, one Hazelnut Latte. (Hands it to Monica and sits down.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!
Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!
Ross: I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly baked cookies.
(Monica holds her hands out for a hug, but instead of hugging her, Amanda hangs her purse on one of Monica's extended arms.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
[Scene: Monica's restaurant, she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike.]
Phoebe: Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Heads, she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. (she flips the coin). Tails! Monica, she's yours!
(Chandler and Monica's, all three of them are listening at the wall to Ross and Charlie's)
Monica's Boyfriend: Bye-bye. (Gets up to leave.) Oh uh, by the way, the answer is, the Brazil nut. (Exits.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment. Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing. She draws what looks like an airplane.]
[Monica pulls a thread on Rachel's sweater and Rachel dumps the tomato sauce in Monica's purse]
(Phoebe's bear takes the lead, followed by Joey's robot, and far behind is Chandler and Monica's dog, which walks a few paces, stops and starts barking, sits, walks again, and so on... )
[Scene: Rachel is at Monica's, talking about Chandler & him watching "Shark Porn".]
(While Phoebe's bear is still in the lead, it is now closely followed by Joey's robot. Chandler and Monica's dog however, sits down, barking... and does a backflip.)
[Scene: The hallway of Monica's building. Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner.]
Chandler: We're flipping Monica's mattress.
[Scene: The hallway and stairs outside Chandler and Monica's apartment.� Chandler enters from the stairs.� Joey is sitting with a baseball bat.]
Ross: So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!
Chandler: HA-HA! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts!
CHANDLER: Ok, they're coming, shhh. [Runs into Monica's apartment and grabs one last girl to take to his apartment]
Phoebe: Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! (Starts looking around for her) Monica? (Goes into Monica's bedroom.)
[Time lapse. They are now in Monica's bedroom, on the bed.]
Phoebe: (reading Monica's palm) No, 'cause this line is passion, and this is... just a line.
Chandler: Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
Mike: Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little "groomy" joke.
[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing.]
[Time lapse, still Chandler and Monica's, but only Chandler is there. Enter Ross]
Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
Chandler: Not quite. Monica's still at the salon, and I'm just finishing packing.
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
Rachel: Well hello! Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat?
Phoebe: (to Monica's tapping) Yeah, yeah!
[Scene: Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Phoebe is singing.]
Rachel: Well (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)
Rachel: Oh God, it says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for nine-(turns over the note)-teen blocks. Oh. (They all come out from Monica's bedroom) Oh my God.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartement. Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen]
(She takes the pencil out of Monica's coffee and Monica puts her cup down in disgust.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
JOEY: I don't know how to tell you this but, uh . . . I think Monica's cheatin' on ya.� I told you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you.
[Scene: Monica's Bedroom, continued from earlier.]
(Monica's pager goes off)
Young Ethan: No, don't say it. (closes Monica's mouth with his hand)
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.]
ROSS: Monica's big night, she shouldn't pay.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
[at Rachel and Monica's
Chandler: Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)
[the tape cuts to Monica's parents under the covers]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
Monica's Boyfriend: Can anyone else name a well known seed thats been masquerading as a nut?
Rachel: I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-
[at Rachel and Monica's]
Mrs. Geller: (reaches out to fiddle with Monica's hair again, and realises) Those earrings look really lovely on you.