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MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
(While Phoebe's bear is still in the lead, it is now closely followed by Joey's robot. Chandler and Monica's dog however, sits down, barking... and does a backflip.)
[Scene: The hallway of Monica's building. Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner.]
CHANDLER: Ok, they're coming, shhh. [Runs into Monica's apartment and grabs one last girl to take to his apartment]
Chandler: We're flipping Monica's mattress.
[Scene: The hallway and stairs outside Chandler and Monica's apartment.� Chandler enters from the stairs.� Joey is sitting with a baseball bat.]
Ross: So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!
[Time lapse. They are now in Monica's bedroom, on the bed.]
(Phoebe's bear takes the lead, followed by Joey's robot, and far behind is Chandler and Monica's dog, which walks a few paces, stops and starts barking, sits, walks again, and so on... )
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
Phoebe: Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! (Starts looking around for her) Monica? (Goes into Monica's bedroom.)
Phoebe: (reading Monica's palm) No, 'cause this line is passion, and this is... just a line.
Chandler: Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!
[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing.]
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]
Mike: Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little "groomy" joke.
[Time lapse, still Chandler and Monica's, but only Chandler is there. Enter Ross]
Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
Chandler: Not quite. Monica's still at the salon, and I'm just finishing packing.
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
[Scene: Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler.]
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
Rachel: Well (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Phoebe is singing.]
Rachel: Oh God, it says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for nine-(turns over the note)-teen blocks. Oh. (They all come out from Monica's bedroom) Oh my God.
Young Ethan: No, don't say it. (closes Monica's mouth with his hand)
Phoebe: (to Monica's tapping) Yeah, yeah!
(She takes the pencil out of Monica's coffee and Monica puts her cup down in disgust.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartement. Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen]
[Scene: Monica's Bedroom, continued from earlier.]
JOEY: I don't know how to tell you this but, uh . . . I think Monica's cheatin' on ya.� I told you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you.
Rachel: Well hello! Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat?
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
ROSS: Monica's big night, she shouldn't pay.
[at Rachel and Monica's]
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.]
(Monica's pager goes off)
[at Rachel and Monica's
Chandler: Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)
[the tape cuts to Monica's parents under the covers]
Mrs. Geller: (reaches out to fiddle with Monica's hair again, and realises) Those earrings look really lovely on you.
RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play. [She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monica's purse]
Monica's Boyfriend: Can anyone else name a well known seed thats been masquerading as a nut?
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
RACH: Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
Rachel: I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
(All of a sudden, Marcel grabs Ross's finger with his whole fist, and he squeezes it, so tight, that Ross finally knows what it is to be a father. He looks up at his friends, who smile encouragingly, Rachel tenderly resting her chin upon Monica's shoulder. Ross realises that Chandler was right and he's gonna make a great dad!)
RICHARD: Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Back in Monica's party]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Back in Monica's party]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
[Monica's party]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]
RACHEL: No sorry hon, Monica's orders.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
Rachel: Monica's making jam.
Monica: Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
Joey: (entering) Look, what am I gonna do? I'm not flirting but still, I'm drawing her to me like - like a moth to a flame! (Tries to put his feet on the coffee table...they won't reach and looks around.) What the hell's going on over here?!?!? (Points to Chandler) Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos]
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci.]
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]
(Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. She then takes Gladys and enters Monica's apartment.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. The table is set, and there's food on the tables again. They're all there, toasting.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
Phoebe: (picking up Monica's used Kleenex and putting some in her pocket.) Sure.
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
(David and Phoebe sit down at a table close to Chandler and Monica's)
Rachel: Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.
Rachel: Monica's gonna marry a millionaire!!!
[Fun Bobby (FBOB) enters from Monica's bedroom.]
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet]
Phoebe: Yeah, but this (makes Monica's face) isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. Ok, this (makes Monica's face) is the face of a person who, you know, doesn't trust a person.
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
Rachel: I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving.
[Scene: In front of Monica's restaurant. Phoebe is playing]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Monica's apartment continued... Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.]
Rachel: So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler slowly closes the door, and we hear Rachel from the living room.]
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is trying to relax her.]