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[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook]
[Scene: Monica's restaurant, she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching.]
(Chandler and Monica's, all three of them are listening at the wall to Ross and Charlie's)
Phoebe: Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Heads, she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. (she flips the coin). Tails! Monica, she's yours!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment. Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing. She draws what looks like an airplane.]
Monica's Boyfriend: Bye-bye. (Gets up to leave.) Oh uh, by the way, the answer is, the Brazil nut. (Exits.)
[Monica pulls a thread on Rachel's sweater and Rachel dumps the tomato sauce in Monica's purse]
[Scene: The hallway of Monica's building. Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner.]
[Scene: Rachel is at Monica's, talking about Chandler & him watching "Shark Porn".]
Chandler: HA-HA! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts!
(While Phoebe's bear is still in the lead, it is now closely followed by Joey's robot. Chandler and Monica's dog however, sits down, barking... and does a backflip.)
[Scene: The hallway and stairs outside Chandler and Monica's apartment.� Chandler enters from the stairs.� Joey is sitting with a baseball bat.]
CHANDLER: Ok, they're coming, shhh. [Runs into Monica's apartment and grabs one last girl to take to his apartment]
Chandler: We're flipping Monica's mattress.
Ross: So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!
Chandler: Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!
(Phoebe's bear takes the lead, followed by Joey's robot, and far behind is Chandler and Monica's dog, which walks a few paces, stops and starts barking, sits, walks again, and so on... )
[Time lapse. They are now in Monica's bedroom, on the bed.]
Phoebe: Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! (Starts looking around for her) Monica? (Goes into Monica's bedroom.)
Phoebe: (reading Monica's palm) No, 'cause this line is passion, and this is... just a line.
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
Mike: Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little "groomy" joke.
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]
Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
[Time lapse, still Chandler and Monica's, but only Chandler is there. Enter Ross]
[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing.]
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
Chandler: Not quite. Monica's still at the salon, and I'm just finishing packing.
[Scene: Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler.]
Rachel: Oh God, it says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for nine-(turns over the note)-teen blocks. Oh. (They all come out from Monica's bedroom) Oh my God.
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Phoebe is singing.]
Rachel: Well (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
Rachel: Well hello! Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat?
Phoebe: (to Monica's tapping) Yeah, yeah!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartement. Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen]
(She takes the pencil out of Monica's coffee and Monica puts her cup down in disgust.)
[Scene: Monica's Bedroom, continued from earlier.]
Chandler: Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)
ROSS: Monica's big night, she shouldn't pay.
[at Rachel and Monica's]
[at Rachel and Monica's
JOEY: I don't know how to tell you this but, uh . . . I think Monica's cheatin' on ya.� I told you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you.
Young Ethan: No, don't say it. (closes Monica's mouth with his hand)
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.]
(Monica's pager goes off)
[Back at Monica's party]
RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play. [She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monica's purse]
RACH: Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
(All of a sudden, Marcel grabs Ross's finger with his whole fist, and he squeezes it, so tight, that Ross finally knows what it is to be a father. He looks up at his friends, who smile encouragingly, Rachel tenderly resting her chin upon Monica's shoulder. Ross realises that Chandler was right and he's gonna make a great dad!)
[Back in Monica's party]
Mrs. Geller: (reaches out to fiddle with Monica's hair again, and realises) Those earrings look really lovely on you.
[the tape cuts to Monica's parents under the covers]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
Monica's Boyfriend: Can anyone else name a well known seed thats been masquerading as a nut?
Rachel: I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-
RICHARD: Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.
MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Back in Monica's party]
[Monica's party]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
Monica: Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
RACHEL: No sorry hon, Monica's orders.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
Rachel: Monica's making jam.
Joey: (entering) Look, what am I gonna do? I'm not flirting but still, I'm drawing her to me like - like a moth to a flame! (Tries to put his feet on the coffee table...they won't reach and looks around.) What the hell's going on over here?!?!? (Points to Chandler) Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos]
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]
(Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. She then takes Gladys and enters Monica's apartment.)
Rachel: Monica's gonna marry a millionaire!!!
[Fun Bobby (FBOB) enters from Monica's bedroom.]
Rachel: Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet]
(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. We're back in Chandler and Monica's room. Monica has some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
Rachel: I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving.
[Scene: In front of Monica's restaurant. Phoebe is playing]
(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.)
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. The table is set, and there's food on the tables again. They're all there, toasting.]
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]