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[Scene: Monica's apartment]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook]
[Scene: Monica's restaurant, she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching.]
(Chandler and Monica's, all three of them are listening at the wall to Ross and Charlie's)
Phoebe: Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Heads, she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. (she flips the coin). Tails! Monica, she's yours!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike.]
Monica's Boyfriend: Bye-bye. (Gets up to leave.) Oh uh, by the way, the answer is, the Brazil nut. (Exits.)
[Monica pulls a thread on Rachel's sweater and Rachel dumps the tomato sauce in Monica's purse]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment. Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing. She draws what looks like an airplane.]
[Scene: Rachel is at Monica's, talking about Chandler & him watching "Shark Porn".]
Chandler: HA-HA! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts!
(Phoebe's bear takes the lead, followed by Joey's robot, and far behind is Chandler and Monica's dog, which walks a few paces, stops and starts barking, sits, walks again, and so on... )
(While Phoebe's bear is still in the lead, it is now closely followed by Joey's robot. Chandler and Monica's dog however, sits down, barking... and does a backflip.)
Chandler: We're flipping Monica's mattress.
[Scene: The hallway of Monica's building. Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner.]
CHANDLER: Ok, they're coming, shhh. [Runs into Monica's apartment and grabs one last girl to take to his apartment]
[Scene: The hallway and stairs outside Chandler and Monica's apartment.� Chandler enters from the stairs.� Joey is sitting with a baseball bat.]
Ross: So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!
Phoebe: Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! (Starts looking around for her) Monica? (Goes into Monica's bedroom.)
[Time lapse. They are now in Monica's bedroom, on the bed.]
Phoebe: (reading Monica's palm) No, 'cause this line is passion, and this is... just a line.
Chandler: Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler.]
[Time lapse, still Chandler and Monica's, but only Chandler is there. Enter Ross]
Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
Mike: Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little "groomy" joke.
[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing.]
[Scene: Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler.]
Chandler: Not quite. Monica's still at the salon, and I'm just finishing packing.
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
Rachel: Oh God, it says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for nine-(turns over the note)-teen blocks. Oh. (They all come out from Monica's bedroom) Oh my God.
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Phoebe is singing.]
Rachel: Well (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)
ROSS: Monica's big night, she shouldn't pay.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartement. Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen]
[Scene: Monica's Bedroom, continued from earlier.]
JOEY: I don't know how to tell you this but, uh . . . I think Monica's cheatin' on ya.� I told you shouldn't have married someone so much hotter than you.
Young Ethan: No, don't say it. (closes Monica's mouth with his hand)
Phoebe: (to Monica's tapping) Yeah, yeah!
Rachel: Well hello! Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat?
(She takes the pencil out of Monica's coffee and Monica puts her cup down in disgust.)
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder.]
RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play. [She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monica's purse]
(Monica's pager goes off)
[at Rachel and Monica's
Chandler: Aww, man! (They go into Monica's room.)
[the tape cuts to Monica's parents under the covers]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[at Rachel and Monica's]
Mrs. Geller: (reaches out to fiddle with Monica's hair again, and realises) Those earrings look really lovely on you.
RACH: Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.
Rachel: I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-
Monica's Boyfriend: Can anyone else name a well known seed thats been masquerading as a nut?
MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
RICHARD: Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
(All of a sudden, Marcel grabs Ross's finger with his whole fist, and he squeezes it, so tight, that Ross finally knows what it is to be a father. He looks up at his friends, who smile encouragingly, Rachel tenderly resting her chin upon Monica's shoulder. Ross realises that Chandler was right and he's gonna make a great dad!)
[Back at Monica's party]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Back in Monica's party]
[Back in Monica's party]
[Monica's party]
[Back at Monica's party]
Monica: Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
RACHEL: No sorry hon, Monica's orders.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
Rachel: Monica's making jam.
Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
Joey: (entering) Look, what am I gonna do? I'm not flirting but still, I'm drawing her to me like - like a moth to a flame! (Tries to put his feet on the coffee table...they won't reach and looks around.) What the hell's going on over here?!?!? (Points to Chandler) Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos]
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci.]
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. The table is set, and there's food on the tables again. They're all there, toasting.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
(Joey leaves for his bedroom, and Rachel grins. She then takes Gladys and enters Monica's apartment.)
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet]
Phoebe: (picking up Monica's used Kleenex and putting some in her pocket.) Sure.
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
(David and Phoebe sit down at a table close to Chandler and Monica's)
Rachel: Monica's gonna marry a millionaire!!!
[Fun Bobby (FBOB) enters from Monica's bedroom.]
Rachel: Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head.
Phoebe: Yeah, but this (makes Monica's face) isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. Ok, this (makes Monica's face) is the face of a person who, you know, doesn't trust a person.
Rachel: I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]