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[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone's sitting on the couch. Monica and Joey enter.]
Monica: Hey, let me tell them!
Monica: Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!
Monica: (stopping Joey from answering) Ohh! Fish, seaweed, a sunken ship.
Monica: Oh, that was our favourite game show ever!
Monica: Or "Win, Lose or Draw".
Monica: Oh, I can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.
Monica: Ross and I always wanted to be Donny and Marie.
Monica: Yeah, we used to perform for our family and friends.
Monica: (singing) "I'm a little bit country"...
Chandler: (to Monica) I'm leaving you.
Rachel: Nooo! Phoebe, of course there is more! I mean, I'll just go and talk to Monica and get an ETA on the pee-pee's!
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey, where is this guy, it's been over an hour!
Monica: Who is it?
Monica: What's the matter, officer? Has someone been bad? (looks over to Phoebe and she opens the door, and to their dismay, the stripper is an old, short, fat guy who looks exhausted)
Monica: Are you gonna be ok, officer, uhm,...
Monica: ...If-you-say-so.
Roy: So where's the young lady who I'm supposed to take (he shakes his hips) downtown! (Monica points Phoebe)
Monica: Oh my God, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment!
Monica: Oh, no! I mean, obviously we want to see you take your clothes off! You big piece of eye candy!
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Monica: (walks towards Phoebe and the stripper) Uh, look, officer... uhm Sir...
(An 80's Rachel and fat Monica walk into the party room. Both with funny hair-do's and clothes)
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Monica: Hey, you've got a boyfriend!
Monica: Look, there's Chandler. You knew, that stupid friend of Ross'. Said I'm fat. You know I've already lost 4 pounds!
Monica: I KNOW!
Rachel: Yeah, Rachel. And this (points to Monica) is Ross' sister, Monica. We met at Thanksgiving. (looks around the room as if searching for something more interesting to do).
Chandler: (smiling at Monica) Right. (to Rachel) So how're you doing?
Chandler: Hi Monica.
Monica: Hi Chandler. It's really nice to see you (rolls her eyes) NOT. (she and Rachel giggle a little and Chandler looks unimpressed)
Monica: Oh my God Rach. Bean bag chairs.
Monica: Do NOT let me sit in one of those. We'll be here for days.
[Flashback scene: We cut back to the 80's party. Rachel and Monica are "dancing".]
Monica: That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and I don't feel anything at all. (Chandler approaches)
Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A guy enters holding a pizza box)
Monica: Oh THATS ME! (she runs to the pizza guy)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
Monica: She and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital.
Monica: What? When was this?
Monica: Oh my God! That's wild!
Monica: Two guys in one night? Wow, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed.
Monica: (screeching) OH! Oh, oh! (holding her hand in front of her mouth)
Monica: YES! (Chandler gets an "oh no!" look on his face)
Monica: I was the pile of coats!
Monica: You were my Midnight Mystery Kisser?
Monica: You were my first kiss ever?
(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)
Monica: Oh, crap!
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Monica: Oh, yeah.
Monica: Yes! Why, did youyou forget to make yours?
(they go into Monica and Rachels, and see Phoebe hopping around.)
Phoebe: Are you leaving "The Supremes"? (Monica and Phoebe go to one side)
Monica: No I didn't. I asked, "got the ke-eys?"
Chandler: I love you too. (Monica and Chandler kiss. He turns to Joey.) And... I like you as a friend. (They hug and pat each other on the back.)
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Monica: Sure! Okay, you go first.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, continued from earlier. Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question.]
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Okay, you ready to open yours?
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Why are you reading this? You hate this kind of stuff.
Monica: Oh, I love it! Thank you so much!
Monica: Oh, what a great gift! Is The Way You Look Tonight on it?!
Monica: (going over to listen at the door) Rachel said everything was okay.
Monica: (to Phoebe) You start working on that list. (She grabs her coat and leaves, too.)
Monica: Who the hell are you?!
Monica: (steps up and points at her) All right! You and me! Lets go! Right now!
Monica: Some people have been saying its yknow little drops of heaven, but whatever.
Monica: The only problem!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics.]
(Both Joey and Chandler and Monica and Rachel jump up and down for joy.)
Monica: The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me?
(Monica pushes play and The Way You Look Tonight starts to play.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars.]
Monica: Okay.
Monica: (not buying it) Uh-huh.
Monica: That's not possible!
Monica: Well honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are entering. Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters.]
Monica: Hey-hey.
Monica: Gunther, can I get a coffee (Looks at Chandler) to go?
Monica: Its Chandlers way of pretending he didnt take mime.
Monica: Youre on the phone!
Monica: Why did they get divorced?
Monica: Yeah baby! (Phoebe and Joey nod.)
Doug: Well, maybe I'll bring it out and have Monica stick her finger in it. That oughta sweeten it up, huh? (Once again, with the laugh.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge.]
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Monica: Oh well, its not so bad.
Monica: Im gonna miss you so much.
Monica: (To Rachel) What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!
Monica: Isnt that mine?
Monica: Joey! Hes working! (To Chandler) You would look good in that.
Chandler: Yeah, Monica doesn't like that either, Maybe I should stop doing that.
Monica: (pulling Rachel back down) Yes, they can stay with us.
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Monica: Hey!
(Monica enters.)
Monica: Not now, Im sick!
Monica: Honey! Dinners ready!
[Scene: Monica and Joeys, Monica is cooking.]
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Monica: Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
(Chandler and Monica enter from their room and Joey quickly hides the bag of potato chips behind his back.)
Monica: Soon! I-I just couldnt before. You saw how upset Joey got! I couldnt do that to her, shes my best friend!
Monica: Does that smell bother you?
Monica: Okay!
Phoebe: Thanks Monica!
(Chandler escorts Monica down the aisle.)
Monica: Your favorite!
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Monica: Yep! And lots of it!
Monica: So its okay to date a student.
Monica: What?! Youre going out with her again!
Monica: Joey that is so sweet.
Monica: Joey! You didnt even know her!
Monica: You are just the sweetest. (They kiss.)
Monica: Dont worry about it.
Chandler: (To Monica) If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem.
Monica: Okay, in we go.
Monica: I can't believe you're not gonna be here for Christmas.
[knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. Greene]
Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!
Monica: Hey! Hows it goin?
Monica: Okay!
(Monica enters, and they throw the gifts behind them.)
Monica: It's almost our anniversary!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica carries a box out of Rachels room.]
Monica: No! (They both laugh.) Oyster?
MONICA: Is your tongue swelling up?
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Okay, you have to switch with me! Monica is driving me crazy!
Monica: Why are so mad at him?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly.]
(He and Monica laugh)
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
(She picks up a charred piece of plastic that once was the Foster puppets, and starts to break down. Monica goes over and comforts her.)
Monica: Oh my God! (She goes to hug him, stops short, and hits him on the shoulder.) Where the hell have you been?!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Whats the charity?
Janine: (to Monica and Rachel) Bye.
Chandler: Well, why dont you tell her to stop being silly! (Monica mocks him and he joins in.)
Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?
RICHARD: Yeah, if I have to. Monica, I don't wanna lose you, so if I have to do it all over again, then I will.