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[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone's sitting on the couch. Monica and Joey enter.]
Monica: Hey, let me tell them!
Monica: Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!
Monica: (stopping Joey from answering) Ohh! Fish, seaweed, a sunken ship.
Monica: Oh, that was our favourite game show ever!
Monica: Or "Win, Lose or Draw".
Monica: Oh, I can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.
Monica: Ross and I always wanted to be Donny and Marie.
Monica: Yeah, we used to perform for our family and friends.
Monica: (singing) "I'm a little bit country"...
Chandler: (to Monica) I'm leaving you.
Rachel: Nooo! Phoebe, of course there is more! I mean, I'll just go and talk to Monica and get an ETA on the pee-pee's!
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey, where is this guy, it's been over an hour!
Monica: Who is it?
Monica: What's the matter, officer? Has someone been bad? (looks over to Phoebe and she opens the door, and to their dismay, the stripper is an old, short, fat guy who looks exhausted)
Monica: Are you gonna be ok, officer, uhm,...
Monica: ...If-you-say-so.
Roy: So where's the young lady who I'm supposed to take (he shakes his hips) downtown! (Monica points Phoebe)
Monica: Oh my God, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment!
Monica: Oh, no! I mean, obviously we want to see you take your clothes off! You big piece of eye candy!
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Monica: (walks towards Phoebe and the stripper) Uh, look, officer... uhm Sir...
(An 80's Rachel and fat Monica walk into the party room. Both with funny hair-do's and clothes)
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Monica: Hey, you've got a boyfriend!
Monica: Look, there's Chandler. You knew, that stupid friend of Ross'. Said I'm fat. You know I've already lost 4 pounds!
Monica: I KNOW!
Rachel: Yeah, Rachel. And this (points to Monica) is Ross' sister, Monica. We met at Thanksgiving. (looks around the room as if searching for something more interesting to do).
Chandler: (smiling at Monica) Right. (to Rachel) So how're you doing?
Chandler: Hi Monica.
Monica: Hi Chandler. It's really nice to see you (rolls her eyes) NOT. (she and Rachel giggle a little and Chandler looks unimpressed)
Monica: Oh my God Rach. Bean bag chairs.
Monica: Do NOT let me sit in one of those. We'll be here for days.
[Flashback scene: We cut back to the 80's party. Rachel and Monica are "dancing".]
Monica: That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and I don't feel anything at all. (Chandler approaches)
Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A guy enters holding a pizza box)
Monica: Oh THATS ME! (she runs to the pizza guy)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
Monica: She and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital.
Monica: What? When was this?
Monica: Oh my God! That's wild!
Monica: Two guys in one night? Wow, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed.
Monica: (screeching) OH! Oh, oh! (holding her hand in front of her mouth)
Monica: YES! (Chandler gets an "oh no!" look on his face)
Monica: I was the pile of coats!
Monica: You were my Midnight Mystery Kisser?
Monica: You were my first kiss ever?
(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)
Monica: Oh, crap!
(Chandler pushes him through the door and Monica closes it behind them.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table. Rachel is working. Monica and Phoebe enter.]
Monica: So, if youre parents hadnt got divorced, youd be able to answer a question like a normal person?
Monica: (To Monica) Danny. Are you guys ever gonna go out again?
Monica: Oh no, shes still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her.
Monica: Hey, honey, my test is down the hall, are you sure you're going to be ok?
[Time lapse, Ross and Rachel are talking, Joey is on the couch, and Monica and Phoebe are out of the room.]
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting on the couch, eating candy. It is raining out. Ross climbs up the fire escape and is knocking on the window.]
Monica: Uh oh yeah, she did. Uh, he did. (To Chandler) She? (To the waiter) Im-Im sorry Im new. I dont
Monica: Man's got a point.
Monica: No, that landed in your food!
Monica: I'll take it down to 95% but that's the best I can do.
(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
MONICA: I know you do. Me too. (pause) So what now?
Monica: Sush!! I cannot believe she is still up there.
Monica: I wanted it for years! I was gonna make cookies for my children.
MONICA: I don't want a beer.
Monica: Y'know what, I'm gonna hold her head.
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
Monica: You hand-wrote it?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
Monica: (calling from the bathroom) Is someone there?
(They look at each other. We switch back to Monica. Chandler opens the door and she turns to look at him.)
Monica: (Into the phone) Hello? Chandler, what's wrong? (She listens) Oh my God, are you alright? (listens some more) Yeah, I'll be right there. (She hangs up and speaks to Amanda) I'm so sorry, but Chandler was in a car accident. (She gets up)
MONICA: Hey, we could have used that kind of thinkin' earlier.
RACHEL: Oh my gosh, wow. Monica. Oh my god. Mom. This is so great.
Rachel: (ignoring them) Monica, why? Why would I ever want to take away from your night?
Monica: I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
Monica:: Hi, how was your flight? (She hugs him)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica emerges from the bathroom.]
Ross: Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica. (He holds the phone to the fake Ben he has created out of a pumpkin.) Oh, I guess he doesnt feel like talking right now. Hes smiling though! Okay, talk to you later.
Monica: Okay, this isn't working. I'm still awake and now I have to pee.
(The phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel goes into the bathroom.)
Monica: Oh its so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.
Monica: Pretty much. (to Joey) So, what do you, what do you think of the floor?
Monica: It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldnt, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! (Tries to push Ross out the door.)
Monica: Alright, you know what? Thats it. Youve had your chance.
Monica: Hey, isnt weird to think about how next year at this time theyll be a little baby at the table? (Chandler turns around in horror.) (Seeing him) Rachels! But good to know where youre at!
Monica: How would that go? (they kiss) Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out.]
Monica: He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.
Monica: Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bathroom, the scene is continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Rachel has just finished reading the book.]
[Scene: Atlantic City, New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex.]
Monica: All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.
Monica: Joey! Why is Janine not coming over for dinner?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
(Chandler opens the door and Monica sneaks up on it. They go inside.)
Monica: I know! I mean its like me and your dad, thats a totally separate thing.
Monica: Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip.
Monica: Heres Frannie. Hmm, wont she be happy to see me? (Starts to get up and great Frannie.)
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! I know who the father is (She walks into Monica and Chandlers.)
Monica: Hey, do you realize that at this time tomorrow well be getting married?
Phoebe: Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. (to Monica) What's my number?
Monica: Oh I cant. Dr. Roger is coming over again.
Joey: Monica. Oh huh, I always thought it would be Rachel.
(Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe back their chairs away from the table.)
Monica: Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in front of her chest), Ok, that is either, "How could you?" or, "Enormous breasts!" Here he comes!
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Monica: Oh thats my doodle of a ladybug, with a top hat. (to Phoebe) Shes fancy.
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
Ross: I talked to Monica, look, I'm the one who made the choice. I'm the one who's making things change, so I should be the one to y'know, step back.
[Scene: Richards Apartment, Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall.]
(She throws it straight, and Monica makes a big deal about catching it.)
Monica: Okay you were right! All right, I never should have bought them! Theyre killing me! One toe at a time!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey.]
(Monica and Chandler both remember a special moment between them.)
Monica: Okay. Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it.]
Monica: Lets go big bunny!
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are at the couch.]
Rachel: Oh yeah! (She gasps.) Oh my God! That is our friend! (Monica covers her face.) It's Naked Ross! (Monica turns and buries her face in Chandler's shoulder.)
Rachel: Yeah but, maybe its not what we think. Maybe its tell Monica Im sorry I drank the last of the milk.
Rachel: Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in horror.) Oh my God!
Monica: Wow! A star! (The class glares at her.) I know you all hate me and-and Im sorry, but I dont care.
(Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Chandler runs and hides behind Monica.)
[Time lapse, Monica has joined in and is calling to get out of work.]
Monica:: Honey look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the tub and thrash.
Monica: Phoebe I think he would notice if you didnt have a baby in nine months!
[Scene: A Little White Chapel, Chandler and Monica are entering.]
Monica: Try feeding her again.
Chandler: No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.
[Scene: Back to the living room. Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other. The guys see this.]
Monica: Ok, I'm sensing that this is some kind of word play, because you are pink with barely controlled glee.
Monica: Demi Moore is not a he.
Joey: Monica just called from the cab. She said they should be here any minute. And apparently, there's some big surprise.
Monica: Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Ross is there watching Days of Our Lives.]
[Scene: Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.]
Drunk Man: My god!! You must have been a teenage when you had him. (Monica stares straight forward after the comment. Chandler tries to console her by patting her on the shoulder.)
Monica: Joey let me ask you a question. What does this light switch do?
MONICA: Are you sure he didn't break it because it really hurts.
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
(Chandler can't believe what he's hearing. He looks at Monica, then at the others, then back at Monica.)
Monica: Shes over a week late! She gotta have it today, right?