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[Scene: Central Perk, Monica enters with some mail.]
Monica: Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven.
Monica: Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any?
Monica: What is it?
Monica: Barry who you almost...?
Monica: And Mindy, your maid of...?
Monica: (Takes it) That's Mindy? Wow, she is pretty. (Sees Rachel's look) Lucky. To have had a friend like you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese.]
Monica: Hi.
Monica: Wonderful!
Monica: There was nudity!
Monica and Phoebe: Hugh! Hugh Grant!
Monica: Oh, hang on, hang on. Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?
Ross: 'Pwease, Aunt Monica, pwease?' Oh, unclench. You're not even gonna be there.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera.]
[Time lapse. Now everyone but Ross and Phoebe is back at Monica and Rachel's.]
Monica: Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?
Monica: Which ones?
Monica: He- he pooped in my shoe.
Monica: Those cute little black ones I wear all the time.
Monica: Okay, we'll start with the building. You guys take the first and second floor, Phoebe and I'll take third and fourth.
Monica: Okay, you stay here, and just wait by the phone. Spray Lysol in my shoe, and wait for Ross to kill you.
[Cut to a hallway in the building, Monica and Phoebe are knocking on a door. Mr. Heckles emerges.]
Monica: Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey. Have you seen it?
Monica: No!
Monica: A monkey. Have you seen a monkey?
[Cut to Monica and Rachel's.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]
(Luisa nods, but then Monica and Phoebe run in)
Monica: Hi. We checked the third and fourth floor, no-one's seen Marcel.
Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Monica: Look. I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this! Um, have a seat. First of all, we haven't been introduced, I'm Monica Geller.
Rachel: Luisa? Oh my God! Monica! It's Luisa!
Monica: The Luisa from home room!
Monica: No, none at all.
Monica: Oh, I'm- I'm so sorry!
Monica: Be that as it may, d'you think you could just help us out here on that monkey thing? Y'know, just for old times' sake? Go Bobcats?
[Cut to Monica and Phoebe searching the basement.]
Monica: Marcel?
Monica: Whaaat!
Monica: What is it?
Monica: Look, Phoebe!
Monica: What're you gonna do?
Monica: Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel! (Marcel runs off and Luisa runs after him. Monica goes to check up on Phoebe) Are you okay?
Monica: Oh gosh.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Rachel and Ross are there. Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook]
Monica: This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids?
Monica: That's because I'm in front of them.
Monica: Well, high school was not my favourite time.
Monica: Gosh, doesn't it seem like a million years ago?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there. Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him.]
[cut to Phoebe and Rachel as Monica returns from the bathroom]
Monica: What are you up too?
Monica: (entering) Hi guys!
Monica: Okay well thats good to know.
[Scene: Monicas Restaurants kitchen, shes cooking as a waitress sticks her head in.]
Monica: Richard!
Monica: All right, thats it, were going to the emergency room.
Monica: Oh, good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?
Monica: What uhWhat did youWhat?!
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant, continued from earlier.]
Mrs. Geller: (pointing to herself and Jack) Well we left ours in Monicas bedroom.
Monica: What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
Monica: Yknow youre really not supposed to be back here!
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: Why? Because of the government.
Monica: Yeah, but thats pigs not people!
Monica: No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?
Monica: So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you dont really believe that do you?
MONICA: He hates me. My nephew hates me.
Monica: Yknow what?! I gotta go! Ugh!
Monica: So I wouldn't need any, right? Cause I have a straight.
Monica: Im just having one of those days where you realize youre in a dead-end relationship!
Joey: Hey Monica!
Monica: Yeah, its great.
Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.
Monica: Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?
Monica: What?!
Monica: I didnt change!
Monica: And so, were hiding in the bathroom.
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
Monica: Thats right.
Monica: He wanted to tell me hes gonna compete is some ultimate fighting competition thingy.
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
Monica: Hi.
Monica: I dont know.
Monica: Why dont you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean thats what I did when I first (looks at Chandler and pauses) weighing stuff.
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Monica: No thats, thats okay.
Monica: No.
Monica: (suspiciously) Okay. (Exits to carry out Phoebes wishes.)
Monica: All right, listen up. There is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. Now, this is what youre looking for! (Holds up a picture of it.) Memorize it! When you locate the dress, blow on these. All right? (She passes out whistles to them.) Three short blasts, when you hear it. Come running.
Monica: Fair? Please dont even talk to me about fair! Fair wouldve been you wanting to marry me back then! Or fair wouldve been Chandler wanting to marry me now! Believe me, nothing about this is fair! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
(Monica takes the bear, grabs his hat, and rips off his head.)
Elizabeth: So uh, Monica is Rosss sister.
Chandler: I cant talk to you now, I gotta find Monica!
(Monica gets down on one knee.)
Monica: Yes.
Monica: Oh
Monica: All right.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch.]
Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?
Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box shed made.
[Cut to Monica out on the balcony.]
[Cut to Monica.]
[Scene: The beach house, Chandler is simulating hes coming to pick up Monica for a date. Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it.]
Monica: Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your wedding youre gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
Chandler: To Monica!
Monica: Awww, come onwaitstop it. Okay, to Monica.
Monica: Okay everybody, lets go! Lets go!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters.]
Rachel: (To Monica) Yeah, youre on your own.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Thank you Rachel but, look at Monica!
Monica: Yeah, but I dont think we have time.
Monica: (moving over to the couch) Still smoking cigars?
Monica: Phoebe!
Ross: Wow! Happy Monicas night!
Monica: Do you think things would have been better if you'd just told her the truth?
Monica: All right then, when Im done with this place, its gonna be ten times better than that place!
MONICA: Yeah, am I in it?
Monica: (To Rachel) Hey! Dont be a baby!
Monica: Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!
Monica: I dont know exactly. Its-its sorta like wrestling.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room.]
Ross: Okay, Monica. Mon, uh what-what you just saw
Monica: No its not! No! No! Now its about you and Ross getting back together!
Monica: Thats true.
Chandler: No, if crazy plate lad.. <sees Monica frustrated at this comment> If Monica dies then I would get Emma, Right?
Monica: Thunder being stolen!!
Monica: Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.
Rachel: Okay come on Phoebe, its nothing! Monica, come on!
(they all start to dive for the ball and Monica and Ross grab it at the same time.)
Monica: Well, were still talking about it, arent we?
Monica: Yes that would be lovely.
Rachel: Honey, Monica, this is ridiculous! Look
Monica: Hmm? (Rachel holds up the candlesticks.)
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Monica: I love you!
Monica: Paris?
Monica: Keep talking.
Monica: What?!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
Monica: (opening the door) Hi Pheebs, whats up? (She enters.)
Monica: Yes.
(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)
Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about?
Monica: And yet, here we are doing it again.
Rachel: Ugh, Monica I dont want to steal your stupid thunder!
Monica: Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?!
Monica: Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!