words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica enters with some mail.]
Monica: Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven.
Monica: Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any?
Monica: What is it?
Monica: Barry who you almost...?
Monica: And Mindy, your maid of...?
Monica: (Takes it) That's Mindy? Wow, she is pretty. (Sees Rachel's look) Lucky. To have had a friend like you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese.]
Monica: Hi.
Monica: Wonderful!
Monica: There was nudity!
Monica and Phoebe: Hugh! Hugh Grant!
Monica: Oh, hang on, hang on. Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?
Ross: 'Pwease, Aunt Monica, pwease?' Oh, unclench. You're not even gonna be there.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera.]
[Time lapse. Now everyone but Ross and Phoebe is back at Monica and Rachel's.]
Monica: Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?
Monica: Which ones?
Monica: He- he pooped in my shoe.
Monica: Those cute little black ones I wear all the time.
Monica: Okay, we'll start with the building. You guys take the first and second floor, Phoebe and I'll take third and fourth.
Monica: Okay, you stay here, and just wait by the phone. Spray Lysol in my shoe, and wait for Ross to kill you.
[Cut to a hallway in the building, Monica and Phoebe are knocking on a door. Mr. Heckles emerges.]
Monica: Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey. Have you seen it?
Monica: No!
Monica: A monkey. Have you seen a monkey?
[Cut to Monica and Rachel's.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]
(Luisa nods, but then Monica and Phoebe run in)
Monica: Hi. We checked the third and fourth floor, no-one's seen Marcel.
Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Monica: Look. I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this! Um, have a seat. First of all, we haven't been introduced, I'm Monica Geller.
Rachel: Luisa? Oh my God! Monica! It's Luisa!
Monica: The Luisa from home room!
Monica: No, none at all.
Monica: Oh, I'm- I'm so sorry!
Monica: Be that as it may, d'you think you could just help us out here on that monkey thing? Y'know, just for old times' sake? Go Bobcats?
[Cut to Monica and Phoebe searching the basement.]
Monica: Marcel?
Monica: Whaaat!
Monica: What is it?
Monica: Look, Phoebe!
Monica: What're you gonna do?
Monica: Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel! (Marcel runs off and Luisa runs after him. Monica goes to check up on Phoebe) Are you okay?
Monica: Oh gosh.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Rachel and Ross are there. Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook]
Monica: This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids?
Monica: That's because I'm in front of them.
Monica: Well, high school was not my favourite time.
Monica: Gosh, doesn't it seem like a million years ago?
Monica: 2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves.]
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates.]
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Monica: I don't know, clean places?
Monica: I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job.
Monica: Oh, well dont take it to the same place you took the stereo, cause theyve had that thing for over a week.
Monica: This is disgusting!
[Scene: Ross and Emilys planned wedding place, Monica is dragging Emily in.]
Monica: We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry.
Rachel: No, yknow what? Its gonna be okay. I mean you dont have to have this rustic Italian feast. Yknow? And-and you dont need, you dont need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack. (She starts to cry, as does Monica.)
Monica: Would it really have been that easy?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase.]
Monica: Still, I was quick as a cat.
Monica: They love my candy? Oh man!!! Ive gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]
Monica: Can you just hold on for one minute?
Joey: Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love.
Girls: Yes, you're having a boy! (Monica runs over and hugs Ross)
Monica: Hey Rach, maybe your resolution should be to umm, gossip less.
Monica: All right fine! If it means that much to you! But justtheres gonna be a ton left over.
Monica: Hi, nice to meet you!
Rachel: What? Oh, well then yknow what? I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.
Monica: What was that?
Monica: All right, check me out.
Monica: That noise you just made?
Monica: Really? Your work laugh?
Monica: Really?
Monica: Hey, I thought you already had one.
Rachel: (To Monica) Hey!
Monica: Hi!
Monica: Okay, what's going on with you?
Monica: Okay. Umm
Monica: Yes, I'm sure! Rachel is there something that you want to talk me about?
Monica: Phoebe, we are so proud of you! You're amazing!
Monica: Game!
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
Monica: I got it!!
Monica: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Monica: (puling him up) Hey. Whaddya doing?
Monica: I was frustrated.
Chandler: Long! (Gives Monica the Work Laugh.)
Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.
Chandler: (to Monica) (in a funny voice) Hi there. (Monica turns her head away in disgust)
Monica: I was frustrated with you!
Monica: What?!
Monica: My turn? What-what are you talking about?
(She throws them into the kitchen and Rachel picks them up with the handle of a large spoon. Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces.)
Monica: Me and Chandler?! (Does her fake laugh.)
Monica: Isn’t it? Then what about the amazing wainscotting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?
Monica: Ohh, welcome to an adult relationship! (She goes to kiss him.)
Monica: Wait. Rachel, no, hes married. Married! If you dont realize that, I cant help you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters.]
Monica: Please... honey, leave the details to me. Now I wanna make this day as special for you as I can. Now, ok, I was thinking that the harpist should wear white.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there.]
Monica: I thought you could use the help.
Monica: (entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!
Monica: Okay great!
Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: I'll get back to my new job.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is doing the dishes.]
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Monica: Yes you are! That's the only way to explain all this stuff!
Monica: That was a half an hour?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company.]
Monica: Chandler? I was just in our bedroom and I found these (she holds the furry handcuffs) on my pillow.
Monica: I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.
MONICA: Who da wenny-Benny boy? You the Wenny-wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Why is he still crying?
Monica: Ohh my God, I'm so sorry.
Monica: Yeah, ah, but Pheebs dont you think hes a little young to get married?
Rachel: Ugh, Monica, I know about you and Chandler.
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
Monica: (in a sexy voice) Come on. (Coughs loudly.)
Monica: You used to have carpet.
Monica: What?! What honey?
Monica: Say good-bye to sore muscles!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the funeral, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too.]
Monica: Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. Here, let me help you.
Monica: What?!
Monica: No he's not!
Monica: No.
Monica: (starting to cry) See? It's no big deal.
[Scene; Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch. Ross walks in.]
Monica: Oh my God. Richard? (turns around) Hi!
Monica: Okay. I suck!
Monica: Well, at least you scared someone.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel at counter, Phoebe, Chandler, and Fun Bobby at the couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order.]
Monica: Look Julio, someone left their book here.
Monica: What's wrong with PBS?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe. Chandler is reading a magazine.]
Monica: Hand me those tomatoes, Im gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them.
Phoebe: CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!
Monica: It was soo amazing, he is so sexy, and smart, which makes him even sexier. Oh gosh, I gotta so you this. Last night, we were fooling around and he stops to write a poem.
[later in the bathroom Monica is looking in the drawer, Rachel runs up]
Phoebe: (screaming) Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room.]