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[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks.]
Rachel: And a nice hot cider for Monica. (Hands it to her.)
Monica: Aww, thank you. (Notices something.) Uh Rach?
Monica: Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?
(She takes the pencil out of Monica's coffee and Monica puts her cup down in disgust.)
Monica: Yeah, Chandler... you've been there for five years.
Monica: (taps Phoebe on her shoulder) Um... hi there.
Phoebe: Hi! (turns back to Chandler, then to Monica) Oh, yeah, no, I know. You're a chef. I know, and I thought of you first, but um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so....
Monica: Well, what kind of food is he looking for?
Monica: (excited) Oh my God!
Phoebe: OK. (pause) Oh Monica! Guess what!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler walks in, wearing a suit.]
(Monica enters, excited.)
Monica: Oh, I love my life, I love my life!
Monica: So great! He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this, it's this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right.
Monica: So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises.
Rachel: (pause) And Monica, what are you going to make?
Monica: I don't know. I don't know. It's just going to be so great!
Phoebe: Ooh! I know what you could make! (runs over to join Monica and Rachel in the kitchen) I know! Oh, you should definitely make that thing... you know, with the stuff? (Monica doesn't know.) You know, that thing... with the stuff...? OK, I don't know. (sits down)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Ross and Chandler. Monica is making food, and having everyone try it.]
Monica: (to Joey) OK, try this salmon mousse.
Monica: Is it better than the other salmon mousse?
Monica: Yeah, well, is that better?
Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?
Monica: (brings a plate of tiny appetizers over) Here you go, maybe this'll cheer you up.
Monica: It's supposed to be that small. It's a pre-appetizer. The French call it an amouz-bouche.
(Phone rings. Monica answers it.)
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Wendy! (Listens) Yeah, eight o'clock. (Listens) What did we say? Ten dollars an hour?... (Listens) OK, great. (Listens) All right, I'll see you then. Bye. (hangs up)
Monica: Oh, I asked one of the waitresses at work if she'd help me out.
Monica: Well... of course I thought of you! But... but...
Monica: But, you see, it's just... this night has to go just perfect, you know? And, well, Wendy's more of a... professional waitress.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone. Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation.]
Monica: (shouting on phone) Wendy, we had a deal! (Listens) Yeah, you promised! Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! (hangs up)
Monica: Wendy bailed. I have no waitress.
Monica: Ten dollars an hour.
Monica: Twelve dollars an hour.
Monica: You know, Rachel, when you ran out of your wedding, I was there for you. I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you... (Rachel isn't buying it, desperate) twenty dollars an hour.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later. Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking. Phoebe walks in with Steve (Crystal Duck winner Jon Lovitz).]
Monica: Hi Steve!
Steve: Hello, Monica. (to Rachel) Hello, greeter girl.
Monica: (to Steve) This is Rachel.
Phoebe: (overemphasizing) Mmmmmm! Everything smells so delicious! You know, I can't remember a time I smelt such a delicious combination of (Monica signals her to stop) of, OK, smells.
Monica: Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?
Monica: Yeah, I think we're ready for our first course. (Steve sits, Monica brings over a tray) OK, um, these are rot-shrimp ravioli, and celantro pondou sauce... (Steve starts to eat them one by one, quickly)... with just a touch of mints... and... (he finishes)... ginger.
Monica: I'm so glad you liked them!
Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
(Rachel tries to get Monica's attention to tell her Steve is stoned. She pretends to drag on a joint, and Monica thinks she's giving her the 'OK' signal. Then Rachel does it again, inhaling deeply this time. Monica waves it off as though she doesn't believe it.)
Monica: (joining him and taking the taco shells) You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.
Monica: You know, if you just wait another... six and a half minutes...
Monica: No, we don't. (reaches for box)
Monica: Why don't you just have a seat here? (he sits at the table, then tries to secretly eat the Gummi-bears. Monica spots him.) OK... give me the Gummi-bears.
Monica: Give them to me.
Monica: No, give me the...
Monica: (furious) That's it! Dinner is over!
Monica: What?
Monica: Why? It's just that I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this, and you can't even wait four and a half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet?
Monica: I know... it's just... I thought this was, you know... it.
Monica: Oh, well... That had been your window.
Monica: Maybe he didn't give you a chance.
Monica: Phoebe!
Monica: What are you gonna do?
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are desert stealers! We are living outside the law!
Monica: You have to tell David!
Monica: Heeeeeey!
Phoebe: Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.
Monica: So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success. Which would make you
Chandler: (handing Monica the wax) Wax the door shut, were never leaving, ever.
Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's balcony, Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs.]
Monica: Hi! There you are.
Monica: I cant believe her, yknow its justits so typical.
Monica: No you learn these things. You grow into it.
Monica: What? I-I said you had a-
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there.]
Monica: Are you okay? Youve been acting weird all afternoon.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters.]
Monica: Yeah! I think that's great!
Monica: I don't know it! I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts.
Monica: Oh... How are they?
Monica: Yeah, so?
Monica: "Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen, tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in thistime and show me some affection..."
Monica: I can't believe he's that upset about this...
Monica: Okay, okay... Chandler you... you stop it! (Monica wipes away tears)
Monica: Can you hear me say "You're grounded"?
Monica:: yea well the weird part is... he was getting off to a shark attack show!
(A very angry Monica opens the door with the security chain still on.)
Monica: It's okay. It's okay. Just pretend that it didn't happen! Okay? No one needs to know! I mean, Phoebe's not an official ballplayer! I mean, only official ballplayers can drop the ball!
Back to Monica and Chandler's apartment.
Monica: Okay, don't miss that flight. You know I love you.
Joey: (to Monica) Did that guy really make that joke?
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
Monica: We don�t have much time. Once the egg descended the oviduct �
Monica: Myself. Yknow for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check! (pause) My mom does it, I never realized it was weird.
Monica: (To Rachel) Oh, are the drapes still closed hon?
Monica: What do you do with your money now?
Monica and Chandler come through the front door.
Monica: Oh wait.. What are you doing?
Monica: Yknow what? He will forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case (Chandler gets that disgusted look back.) Okay
Monica: She pulled it out of me! Shes like a conversational wizard! Howd it go?
Amanda: (In a fake British accent) It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! (gives her coat to Monica as well) Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs (at which point she grabs both Phoebe and Monica's hands and places them both on her stomach) I don't exercise at all! (she pulls them down to sit.) Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!
Monica: Put the plates in the boxes!! Put the plates in the boxes!
Monica: Bye plates!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room.]
Monica: Like only if the queen comes?
Monica: What? Something happened with the plates?
Monica: Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.
MONICA: Hello?
CHANDLER: That's so cool.� I'll let Monica know.
Monica: Why not?! I mean this has been the most amazing week. Would it be so terrible? Even if we were friends who lived together. Or, maybe someday friends who stood up in front of their other friends, and vowed to be friends forever.
(Monica opens the door and Mike is standing at the doorway)
Monica: Hmm, bite me.
MONICA: Oh.
MONICA: Hi.
MONICA: Why not?
MONICA: Just a second.
MONICA: Welcome home.
MONICA: Yeah.� What do you think?
MONICA: So, you lied to him?
MONICA: Oh, because, um . . .� well, Chandler's going to be home in a couple of days.� So, I thought I would, you know, practice the art of seduction.
Monica: (still hiding under the blankets) Did you like her? And Im just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this.
MONICA: You might want to keep practicing.
MONICA: Because. . .� one of them is for you.
(Chandler and Monica look at each other.� Chandler nods.)
Monica: Oh, so much fun. But the best part is, we met this incredible couple on the way back.
Monica: No, I know. But yknow what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Phoebe are there. Monica is suggesting Mockolate recipes to Phoebe.]
MONICA: Chandler, you have to tell Joey that you're not in Tulsa.
(Cut to Chandlers room, he opens the door slowly to see if Joey is there and after seeing that he isnt, ushers Monica into the room, closes the door, and the security bar.)
Phoebe: Well, Im returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. I just spelled the wrong word. (goes into Monicas room)
Phoebe: Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandlers your friend... (hops onto the bed) Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.
Monica: So basically, this is a getting-rid-of-everything-Rachel-ever-used sale.
Monica: Oooh, I wish she could stay here, but Chandler is allergic!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]
Monica: Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it.
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Monica: I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked.
MONICA: What are you saying?
MONICA: (gasp) Chandler!� You're home!
CHANDLER: (To Monica) What is he doing?
MONICA: (sniffing Joey) I think that's you.
JOEY: Yeah, right Monica.� I'm so sorry.
Monica: Why? Cause otherwise youd go for it?
MONICA: Joey?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment " continuing action.]
Joey: Yep. (Starts for Monicas room, but Chandler stops him.)
Ross: (To Monica) Youre drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be maaaaadd! Maybe Im a little drunk.
MONICA: I don't know what to say.� We shouldn't have lied to you.
(Monica goes to the door.� Chandler slides behind it as she opens it slightly.)
MONICA: Have fun.
MONICA: It's gonna be so hot!� (She kisses him.)
Monica: I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!
MONICA: Is there any chance that you can look at this as flattering? I mean, she's doing it because she wants to be more like you.
Monica: This is so bizarre. I guess it kinda makes sense though, yknow she had such a terrible childhood.
Monica: No!
Monica: Honey, you�re just in time, I�m about to sing another song!
Monica: (shocked) You're not gonna be here New Year's Eve??