words in movies
Monica: Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.
Monica: You could do that!
Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?
Monica: Oh. I'm sorry it didn't work out.
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?
Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?
Monica: Good for you, Joey.
Monica: We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter.]
Monica: ...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.
Monica: How-how did that happen?
Monica: Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.. but y'know what? Just for fun, let's see what it looked like in the old spot. (She moves it.) Alright, just to compare. Let's see. Well, it looks good there too. Let's just leave it there for a while.
Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!
Phoebe: Yeah, you are, Monica. Remember when I lived with you? You were like, a little, y'know, (psycho) Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!
Monica: That is so unfair!
Monica: Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organised. But hey, I can be a kook.
Monica: Why not?
Monica: I could do that.
Monica: Why would someone do that?! ...One might wonder.
Monica: STOP IT!! ...Oh my God. It's true! Who am I?
Ross: Monica? You're Mom.
(Monica gasps.)
Monica: Well, what's the part?
Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Monica is getting the door.]
Monica: Alright, alright, alright...
Monica: For what?
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Monica: He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!
Monica: I warned you...
Chandler: Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.
Monica: Oh, you got the whole night, huh?
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
Monica: Sure. Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush...But I'm not gonna do that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to comfort Chandler. Joey is absent.]
Monica: Hey, waitwait, aren't you the guy that plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?
Monica: Maybe this wasn't your shot.
Monica: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
Monica: (determined) Uh-huh!
Monica: Doesn't matter, I'll get 'em tomorrow. Or not. Whenever. (He goes to her room.)
Monica: (hums for a while, then gives up, and in her head) If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes. No. Don't do this. This is stupid! I don't have to prove anything, I'm gonna go get them...But then everyone will know. Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back! ...I need help! (She buries her head in her pillow.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is poking his head in.]
Monica: Okay.
Ross: Monica told me you had a blind date.
Monica: No leg-chewing for us sir.
Monica: Do you guys know what happened to Chandlers barca lounger?
Monica: Are we gonna take a limo?
MONICA: Listen you guys, I don't mean to be a pain about this but, um, I've noticed that some of you are just placing them on. You wanna push the caps until you hear them click. [she demonstrates, Gunther starts to walk to the door] Gunther, where're you going?
Monica: Star in a movie.
Monica: Well, Im never gonna listen to you again, thats for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Yknow, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"
Monica: Boy, do I have a surprise for you!
Monica: Oh look, the pool tables free. Rack em up. Ill be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt.
Monica: Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldnt eat meat until she has the babies!
Monica: Okay, how much?
Phoebe: No ones here! (Monica looks at her.) Oh damnit!
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Hey! Howd it go?
Monica: Shes in the bathroom.
Monica: Now stop it! Double or nothing that she has it by tomorrow!
Monica: Im actually with her on this one.
Monica: Well uh, Im trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?
Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?
Monica: Hey!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter.]
Monica: Do it!
Ross: Monica!
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Ross: Monica, what is the matter with you?
Monica: Oh, okay!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monicas soul mate.]
Monica: Well, I mean I guess there is no harm in putting my name down.
Monica: Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?
Rachel: (looking up at the ceiling) God, Monica its on the ceiling.
[Scene: A Portrait Studio, Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture. Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isnt.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him.]
Monica: Hello? (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up.) I guess we can bet one more time.
Monica: Two hundred.
Monica: Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, time lapse, Ross is entering. Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table. Rachel is on the couch reading.]
Monica: How are you doing?
Monica: We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
Monica: (entering) Hey. Where's Joey?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open.]
Monica: What?! I just touched him and he went over.
Phoebe: Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding. (Rachel glares at her.)
Chandler: Yeah, can I get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke(Yelps in pain as Monica grabs him underwater)Diet Coke.
Monica: Thats right. That is right, you go over there and tell her you dont want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are there. He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece.]
Monica: (opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey, whats up?
Monica: Hey, you wanna see something?
[Scene: In a TV commercial that the gang is watching at Monica and Rachel's.]
Monica: Thats it! Right there! Is all I wanted!
Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 'hat' thing.
Monica: Hey. (Sits down on the arm of the couch.)
Monica: Huh. So you're saying like umm, if there was an award for the best bad massage, well who would get that?
Monica: Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy: smoke oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust, kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange.
Monica: What?
Monica: So were gonna try? I mean, are we trying?
Monica: What?!!
Monica: We are pretty good.
Monica: (the hands still there) When-when you were little you slept through the Grand Canyon. (She actually itches her nose this time.)
Monica: What is going on with you? Since when are you so crazy about babies?
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: No, not here. Maybe here.
(Joey gives him and odd look.� Monica gives a similar look.)
Monica: Well, we could start trying. Now.
Monica: Okay, hold on a sec.
Monica: And its so clean!!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Sick Monica is trying to entice Chandler to have sex with her.]
Monica: (bursting into tears) My boyfriend said he didn't like my massages.
Monica: Spoon? (Hands him one and he tastes it.) So, what do you think?
Monica: I think we found a place.
Monica: Umm, wait! Do you want to set the mood a little?
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Does that sound like Janice?
Monica: We could, or we can have sex in it.
Monica: Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
Monica: yeah oh my god, I'm so moved.
Monica: I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day, I get off work and I find out that they wrote this (puts on her chef hat) on my chefs hat. (The hat says Quit, bitch)
Monica: No! No-no! I love it! It is a great present! In fact, why dont you go home and wait for the thank you card?
Rachel: Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.
[Scene: Back in the kitchen at the funeral. Phoebe is there, Monica enters.]
Rachel: Here. (Hands her to Monica.)
Ben: Auntie Monica!! (He runs to hug her.)
Monica: Whats the matter?
Monica: Its okay honey, youll find a name.
Monica: Okay. Its Emma.
Monica: Take it.
Monica: I dont want to say.
Monica: Its clearly an Emma.
[Scene: The Portrait Studio, Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture.]
Monica: I cant believe were here.
Monica: I know there'll be other houses, but it's just so... I love that one so much.
Monica: About what?
Monica: Isnt she beautiful?
Phoebe: (To Monica) Oh and I need to talk to you.
Monica: This is a garden view room, and we paid for an ocean view room.
Monica: Umm, and looking at people differently.
Joey: R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you?! (Monica nods yes.) And-and Chandlers tellin ya how much he hates marriage?!
Monica: (following her) Ill give you really good odds.