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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's Bathroom, Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses.]
Monica: You look cute in bubbles.
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)
Monica: Chicken? I could eat some chicken.
(Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.)
pain as Monica grabs him underwater)-Diet Coke.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast.]
Joey: (interrupting) Was his name Angus? (Monica and Chandler laugh.)
Monica: Wait, what that place, that pub he took us too?
Monica: Bodington's!
Monica: Yeah, but her plane got delayed in Athens. But actually, (Checks watch) she should be here by now.
Monica: No, but she likes me. You abandoned her on a plane to Greece.
Monica: Rach, that's great! It's so good that you had a good time in Greece!
Monica: I'll do it!
Rachel: That's fine. So Monica, you are now in control of my love life.
(He gets up and gives Monica a rather passionate kiss as Rachel and Phoebe look on in amazement. After the kiss ends, Chandler suddenly realizes what he just did, so he decides to do something rather rash.)
(He goes over and gives Rachel the same treatment he gave Monica, only Rachel is shocked.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London.]
Monica: Oh, Rachel, sweetie, look, here's a really cute picture of Joey and you at the reception.
Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)
Monica: Honey, sweetie, by the edges.
Monica: Ohh. (Monica covers her eyes in horror.)
Monica: Sweetie! Edges! Fingers! Smudgey! Pictures!
Monica: Okay. That's okay. I-I know that you're very upset right now. I know, I know that wasn't about me.
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Monica: (Interrupting) Oh, what about that guy over there? (She points at another guy and Gunther is deflated.) Remember? That is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.
Monica: You're going to talk to him! Y'know what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him.
Monica: We got out pictures back from London. (Shows her one.) Here's all of us at the Tower of London.
Phoebe: (Grabs the pictures) Oh! Here we all are! Yeah, there's Ross and Joey and you and me. (She picks up a magic marker and draws herself in. Monica can't watch.)
Monica: What happened?
Monica: See, didn't I tell you?! You're getting over Ross already!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.]
Monica: What took you so long?
Monica: Oh, good.
(They start kissing and turn around so that Chandler is facing the door. And Chandler sees Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey walk in and quickly ends the kiss with Monica.)
Monica: Probably some y'know, European good-bye thing he picked up in London.
Rachel: Is Monica around? I-I have to ask her something.
Monica: (Poking her head in) Rach? Can I talk to for just a minute? I-I dropped some socks.
Monica: What is the matter with you?! Do you want to fall into the trap? Do you want to fall into the trap?!
Monica: I just ran into Dave and he told me that you blew him off! I mean, you listen to me! Now, I'm calling the shots! I say you leave Ross alone and go get Dave! What the hell were you trying to do?
Monica: (Gasps) What?!! You cannot tell him that!!
Monica: I make the decisions, and I say no.
Monica: You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired!" Ha!
Rachel: Well (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)
Monica: Rachel!! Come on! Let me in!
Monica: Rachel locked the door.
[Scene: The hallway, continued from earlier. Monica is still locked out.]
Monica: Rachel! Let me in! Rachel!
[Cut to inside the apartment, Ross decides to let Monica in and goes over and opens the door in mid-pound.]
Monica: Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?
Monica: I really need to talk to you.
Monica: Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?
Monica: Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.
Monica: All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't.
Monica: Please!
Monica: Joey, I'm in!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic (Phoebe gasps), in Central Park!
Monica: Makes me wanna puke! (Chandler looks at her, quizzically.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe.]
Monica: Okay, well, why don't we all meet upstairs in an hour?
Monica: Come on Rach, let's go.
Monica: No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.
Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?
Monica: Okay. I-I can't watch. (Leaves as sits down to read the paper.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City.]
Monica: Oh my God! You're water broke!
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back.]
Monica: I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!
Monica: Do you know anything about women?
Monica: That's all right.
Monica: Oh, well... That had been your window.
Monica: Why don't you just have a seat here? (he sits at the table, then tries to secretly eat the Gummi-bears. Monica spots him.) OK... give me the Gummi-bears.
Monica: Maybe he didn't give you a chance.
Monica: Phoebe!
Monica: What are you gonna do?
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are desert stealers! We are living outside the law!
Monica: You have to tell David!
Monica: Heeeeeey!
Phoebe: Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.
Monica: So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success. Which would make you
Chandler: (handing Monica the wax) Wax the door shut, were never leaving, ever.
Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's balcony, Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs.]
Monica: Hi! There you are.
Monica: I cant believe her, yknow its justits so typical.
Monica: No you learn these things. You grow into it.
Monica: What? I-I said you had a-
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there.]
Monica: Are you okay? Youve been acting weird all afternoon.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters.]
Monica: Yeah! I think that's great!
Monica: I don't know it! I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts.
Monica: Oh... How are they?
Monica: Yeah, so?
Monica: "Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen, tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in thistime and show me some affection..."
Monica: I can't believe he's that upset about this...
Monica: Okay, okay... Chandler you... you stop it! (Monica wipes away tears)
Monica: Can you hear me say "You're grounded"?
Monica:: yea well the weird part is... he was getting off to a shark attack show!
(A very angry Monica opens the door with the security chain still on.)
Monica: It's okay. It's okay. Just pretend that it didn't happen! Okay? No one needs to know! I mean, Phoebe's not an official ballplayer! I mean, only official ballplayers can drop the ball!
Back to Monica and Chandler's apartment.
Monica: Okay, don't miss that flight. You know I love you.
Joey: (to Monica) Did that guy really make that joke?
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
Monica: We don�t have much time. Once the egg descended the oviduct �
Monica: Myself. Yknow for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check! (pause) My mom does it, I never realized it was weird.
Monica: (To Rachel) Oh, are the drapes still closed hon?
Monica: What do you do with your money now?
Monica and Chandler come through the front door.
Monica: Oh wait.. What are you doing?
Monica: Yknow what? He will forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case (Chandler gets that disgusted look back.) Okay
Monica: She pulled it out of me! Shes like a conversational wizard! Howd it go?
Amanda: (In a fake British accent) It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! (gives her coat to Monica as well) Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs (at which point she grabs both Phoebe and Monica's hands and places them both on her stomach) I don't exercise at all! (she pulls them down to sit.) Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!
Monica: Put the plates in the boxes!! Put the plates in the boxes!
Monica: Bye plates!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room.]
Monica: Like only if the queen comes?
Monica: What? Something happened with the plates?
Monica: Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.
MONICA: Hello?
CHANDLER: That's so cool.� I'll let Monica know.
Monica: Why not?! I mean this has been the most amazing week. Would it be so terrible? Even if we were friends who lived together. Or, maybe someday friends who stood up in front of their other friends, and vowed to be friends forever.
(Monica opens the door and Mike is standing at the doorway)
Monica: Hmm, bite me.
MONICA: Oh.
MONICA: Hi.
MONICA: Why not?
MONICA: Just a second.
MONICA: Welcome home.
MONICA: Yeah.� What do you think?
MONICA: So, you lied to him?
MONICA: Oh, because, um . . .� well, Chandler's going to be home in a couple of days.� So, I thought I would, you know, practice the art of seduction.
Monica: (still hiding under the blankets) Did you like her? And Im just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this.
MONICA: You might want to keep practicing.
MONICA: Because. . .� one of them is for you.
(Chandler and Monica look at each other.� Chandler nods.)
Monica: Oh, so much fun. But the best part is, we met this incredible couple on the way back.
Monica: No, I know. But yknow what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Phoebe are there. Monica is suggesting Mockolate recipes to Phoebe.]
MONICA: Chandler, you have to tell Joey that you're not in Tulsa.
(Cut to Chandlers room, he opens the door slowly to see if Joey is there and after seeing that he isnt, ushers Monica into the room, closes the door, and the security bar.)
Phoebe: Well, Im returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. I just spelled the wrong word. (goes into Monicas room)
Phoebe: Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandlers your friend... (hops onto the bed) Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.
Monica: So basically, this is a getting-rid-of-everything-Rachel-ever-used sale.
Monica: Oooh, I wish she could stay here, but Chandler is allergic!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]
Monica: Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it.
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Monica: I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked.
MONICA: What are you saying?
MONICA: (gasp) Chandler!� You're home!
CHANDLER: (To Monica) What is he doing?
MONICA: (sniffing Joey) I think that's you.
JOEY: Yeah, right Monica.� I'm so sorry.
Monica: Why? Cause otherwise youd go for it?
MONICA: Joey?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment " continuing action.]
Joey: Yep. (Starts for Monicas room, but Chandler stops him.)
Ross: (To Monica) Youre drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be maaaaadd! Maybe Im a little drunk.
MONICA: I don't know what to say.� We shouldn't have lied to you.
(Monica goes to the door.� Chandler slides behind it as she opens it slightly.)
MONICA: Have fun.
MONICA: It's gonna be so hot!� (She kisses him.)
Monica: I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!
MONICA: Is there any chance that you can look at this as flattering? I mean, she's doing it because she wants to be more like you.
Monica: This is so bizarre. I guess it kinda makes sense though, yknow she had such a terrible childhood.
Monica: No!
Monica: Honey, you�re just in time, I�m about to sing another song!