words in movies
MR. GELLER: It's the off light. Right Ross? [pans over to see Ross with an afro and moustache]
[Chandler enters with his hair full of mousse and a cheesy moustache]
MONICA: So Joey, why didn't you grow a moustache?
Chandler: When you go lunching with hunky moustache men and don't tell me about it!
JOEY: Oh we flipped for it. I got the cigar, he got the moustache. Figured if we both grew it, we'd look like dorks.
RICHARD: Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
Monica: Thats not true, you dont have a moustache.
Richard: (standing behind her, without his moustache) I can help with that.
Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.
(Rachel approaches and we see the fruits of Ross's evil plan. He has drawn a moustache and beard on Rachel. The flight attendant just ignores it.)
Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!
RICHARD: A moustache comb.
MONICA: With that moustache doesn't Chandler remind you of Aunt Sylvia?
Monica: Noo! My ex-boyfriend Richard! Y'know the tall guy, moustache?
Chandler: Oh, well... Maybe I'll join them some time. I just hope the club doesn't slip out of my hand and beat the moustache off his face.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, well, poor Richard. Y'... I can grow a moustache!
Monica: Is all this about you not being able to grow a moustache?
Mr. Geller: It is off. Right Ross? (pans over to see Ross with an afro and moustache)
Chandler: So how come Richard's selling the place? Went bankrupt? Medical malpractice? Choked on his own moustache?
Chandler: You have to give 'em something, you know. Okay, now that was Gerston, Santos, and who's the guy with the moustache?
ROSS: Good, good, good. So, is uh, was your moustache, did, used to be different?