words in movies
Monica: Excuse me Mr. Mexico.
Mr. Waltham: Well theres one (pointing towards Jack) and theres another (pointing towards Judy).
MR. GELLER: Of course not. With you it's like I've got two 25-year-olds.
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
Mr. Geller: I just wish Nana were alive to hear Rosss toast.
Mr. Geller: I think I accidentally used Monicas boxes to keep the water away from the Porsche.
Mr. Geller: Which means you had seven years of beach fun and you cant put a price on that sweetie.
Mr. Geller: Come on!
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
Mr. Geller: What?
Mr. Geller: Whoa-whoa-whoa! I dont think so! Arent you ovulating?
Mr. Geller: (pause) Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my pamphlets back? (They do so.) Thank you.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Rachel: Okay. Uh, well can we, can we get you anything Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates? (Holds up the box.)
Mr. Geller: It is off. Right Ross? (pans over to see Ross with an afro and moustache)
Joey: (In a high pitched female voice) Hello Mr. Bing...I love you.
Spokeswoman: And the man who made all this possible... Mr. Peter Becker.
Mr. Treeger: Well Im gonna have to put on a new lock, theyll find out anyway.
Mr. Zelner: Y'know what? I may regret this but uh, I'm going to give you a shot.
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, hes in a meeting as Joey bursts in.]
ROSS: I'm getting ready for the water skiing. [Mr. Greene opens the door which pulls Ross in] How are you doing?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]
Joey: And for Ross, Mr. Sweet-tooth.
[This starts another series of flashbacks about Joeys hobbies. The first one is from Episode 703: The One With Phoebes Cookies, Rachel is teaching Joey how to sail his boat, the Mr. Bowmont.]
Mr. Geller: This one time I had my knee up on the sink and your mother, she was
Rachel: Hey, Mr Philips, nice suit!
Mr. Treeger: Ive looked everywhere. Theres no gas leak.
Mr. Geller: (going downstairs) Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shiningOh no. (Chip has shown up and the four are leaving.)
MONICA: Ok, Mr. Heckles, we'll try to keep it down.
Nurse: Mr. Bing? (Chandler jumps up) Here you are! You'll go into that room and deposit your specimen into the container.
Mr. Geller: Of course. Ill always be your dad.
Mr. Treeger:: Really? Youll do anything?
Mr. Geller: (Pointing items out on the bill.) Flowers, liquor, recarpet first floor. New guest bath, landscaping. Im paying to remodel this guys house. (Angrily gets up.) Im going to give that son on a bitch, a piece of my mind.
Mr. Geller: Well, shell understand right? Its not like I did it on purpose.
MR. GELLER: Honey. Honey, have you seen my Harmon Kilerbrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.
Mr. Geller: Way to go son! I knew youd find him!
Mr. Geller: Wheres my granddaughter? Ive been practicing my magic tricks.
[Scene: Ross and Monicas parents garage, Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things. Mr. Geller is in the garage.]
Rachel: Okay, uh-uh imagine this, "The Mr. Bowmont."
Mr. Oberblau: (seeing her) Oh, you're back... (to Ross) this is my wife, Nancy.
Mr. Treeger: Because by the time I find it on this thing (Holds up a huge key ring with a thousand keys on it), the whole place might have exploded. If that happens at another building that I manage, people are gonna start asking questions. (To the fireman) Come on! Hurry up.
Sandy: Well, please welcome... The Snufflebumps... Who wants to be mr. Wigglemunch and who's gonna be the Grumpus?
Mr. Geller: Ive been thinking about getting rid of it. I was driving it the other day and saw my reflection in a store window. Your mothers right, I do look like an ass.
The Dry Cleaner: Thats right. Mr. Ford is a very good customer, he brings us a lot of clothes; you bring us nothing!
[Scene: Chandler's Office. Chandler is playing with a toy as his boss Mr. Douglas knocks and opens the door.]
Mr. Geller: C'mon kid, let's go.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachel is meeting with Mr. Posner, Mrs. Lynch, and Joanna the hiring committee.]
Mr. Geller: I understand completely, theres nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.
Phoebe: Mr. X and Phoebe Buffay.
Amy: I’m gonna marry Myron and keep looking for Mr Right.
Mr. Zelner: Well, Id be forced to file a report. Id have to consult with the legal department, and your future at the company would be in jeopardy.
Mr. Thompson: And finally, our biggest item of the night, the 22-foot gentlemans day sailer sailboat. The winning bid was a whooping $20,000! (Joey suddenly gets excited.)
Mr. Geller: Have a seat son. (You can see Mr. Geller sitting closer to the door as Chandler walks over and sits in his lap.) Hey!! (Chandler quickly jumps off and sits next to him with a shocked expression on his face.)
[Scene: The Jewelry Store, Phoebe is busy trying on virtually everything in the store. Shes got earrings, rings, bracelets, and enough necklaces to put Mr. T to shame on.]
Mr. Geller: Ok, I have dandruff. Theres no need to laugh and point.
Mr Campbell: What?
Mr Campbell: You don't?
Mr Zellner: Rachel?
Mr Campbell: Rachel?
Mr Campbell: James Campbell...
Rachel: Okay. Oh, yeah... (whispering to mr Zellner) Oh he's cute!
Mr Campbell: Please... (shows her to sit)
Mr Zellner: Well, you got uhm... good energy.
(Rachel holds her hand in order to support her head. Mr Zellner obviously overheard the conversation.)
(Rachel mimes and mouths to mr Campbell "That is my boss", pointing to mr Zellner)
Mr Zelner: Oh right, uhm, Don?
Maitre d': Mr Campbell's not here yet. Let me show you to his table.
Mr. Treeger:: Tribbiani! Hold on, Ill get the plunger.
Mr. Geller: Look at her, my first grandchild.
Mr Zelner: Ah, did she ask you to come here and do this?
Mr Zelner: You can really arrange that?
Mr Zelner: Yeah, his name is Ross. (Ross looks very surprised) What?
Mr Zelner: She is good!
Mr Zelner: (obviously amused) Not good, Ron.
Mr Zelner: Yeah, they're all he talks about, why?
Mr Zelner: Okay, you got it.
Mr Zelner: This is gonna make me very popular.
[Scene: Mr. Zellner's office. There is a knock on the door.]
Mr Zelner: Uh... What can I do for you?
Mr. Geller: Sweetheart, we love you just as much as Ross! Now, Im sorry about everything that happened and Id probably never be able to make it up to you, but heres a start. (He hands her a small box.)
MR. GREENE: Whad'ya mean no?
[Cut to a hallway in the building, Monica and Phoebe are knocking on a door. Mr. Heckles emerges.]
Rachel: Oh well, hello. This is your lucky day Mr. Bowmont, the uh gentleman day sailer as just become available again and I believe that you made a bid of $18,000.
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
[Scene: hotel's bar, Ross and Mr. Oberblau are talking]
Mr. Franklin: Really? They love him down on six.
(Rachel opens the trash chute, winces at the smell, and throws the garbage bag in. She then tries to throw the pizza box in, but since its so big she jams it into the opening and it prevents the door from closing. She then turns around too see Mr. Treeger watching her.)
Judge: And based on the fact that Mr. Geller is intravenous drug user.
MR. GELLER: Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I cou. . .
Mr. Treeger:: Cause youre a little princess! "Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing Happy Birthday to me "
Mr. Geller: Worse than when he broke up with Barbara.
Mr Campbell: That's Hugo Boss?
Ross: (enters) It's me. Ron. (Mr. Zellner looks annoyed) Look, I um, I now Rachel turned you down but I think there is a way you might be able to get her to come back.
JOEY: Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me.
Mr. Waltham: Rachel, you needed to speak to me?
Mr. Heckles: Ehhhh... B-Buttons.
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Mr. Waltham: I think youll like it, it has two out of the three tenors.
Mr. Tribbiani: Oh, 'scuse me. So Ross, uh, how's the wife? (Ross whines and lays his head on Chandler's shoulder) Off there too, uh? Uh, Chandler, quick, say something funny!
MR. GELLER: Ahh, what's a little mid-life crisis between friends?