words in movies
Phoebe: (she stops reading from the script) Oh my God.
Phoebe: (interrupting) No, I mean I was really acting my ass off.
Phoebe: (tremendously overacting) Fine! Ill do it without you! (Joey gives her thumbs up) I dont need you or anybody else! Im gonna make it on my own! (Joey closes the door to his bedroom.) Youll see!! Youll all see!!
Joey: Oh, its a new TV show. Yeah. Im up for the part of Mac Macaveli or "Mac." Yeah, Im a detective and I solve crimes with the help of my robot partner. Hes a, hes a Computerized Humanoid Electronically Enhanced Secret Enforcer or-or "C.H.E.E.S.E."
Joey: I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just dont know if Im good enough.
Joey: (there's a gunshot on TV) There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon. I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a..." (Does the smell-the-fart look.)
Joey: I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God. Joey: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me! Ross: You're right, you're right, it is.
Chandler: Oh my God!
Joey: Im just so nervous! Yknow? The callback isnt until tomorrow at five. I feel like my head is going to explode!
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up.)
Ross: Oh my God!
Ross: You ate my sandwich?
Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.
Ross: You-you-you-you (trying to remain in control) threw my sandwich away!
Ross: (losing control, we hear him shout outside) MY SANDWICH?!!!
Ross: MY SANDWICH!!!!!! (Ross's scream scares a flight of pigeons away.)
Monica: Were supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes.
Monica: Wh?! What about my allergies?!
Joey: How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part couldve turned my whole career around!
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
Chandler: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi!
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
Janice: Oh.... my.... God.
Chandler: Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...
Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
Joey: Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.
Chandler: Oh my God!
Phoebe: (overacting badly) I cant! My circuits are fried! Theyre fried I tell you!!
Ross: There was just an explosion, okay? My hearing would be impaired.
Ross: Oh my God. I mean
Phoebe: Écoutez, je vais vous dire la vérité. C'est mon petit frère. Il est un peu retardé. (Translation: Listen, I will tell you the truth. He's my little bother. He's a bit retarded.)
Monica: Well, yknow its none of my business, but arent you married?
Monica: Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I wouldve said something like this, "Wow! My boyfriends such a wise assseven!"
Joshua: Yeah, its-its my only weird thing, I swear. And I-I-I wouldve told you about it, but I didnt know they would be here.
Robin: Why is this happening to me?! I dont know, maybe its my wound.
Monica: Oh wait I forgot my wrap.
Monica: You gave my father a lap dance!
Monica: Oh my God! Then-then-then what are we even doing?! What is this?!
Joey: Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She runs after him, but sets of the security system, which locks the stores door and brings down a set of bars behind her, caging her in.) No! What?! Help me! Let me out! Now! (Points the musket at them.)
MR. GELLER: Your mother's right. Take her, you can wear my tux.
Rachel: No, no-no-no. Phoebe, this was my fault and besides yknow what? Im fine here.
Joey: (dejected) Yeah okay. (To Chandler) Even though my tax dollars paid for this car.
Tag: Its my sister.
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Tall Guy: Shes nice, huh? To think I almost brought my wife to this!
MONICA: Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here.
Monica: And-and-and if I die, from a long illness. And youre writing out my eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, "I will always be with you," and you still cant shed one tiny tear, I know youll be crying a river inside.
Rachel: Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!
Rachel: You put these on my desk!
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
Phoebe: Oh my God! How did you get back here?!
Emily: I wish I could know if youd heard any of that. I suppose Ive either just told you I love you or given my neighbours a good laugh. Mrs. Newman if youre listening, bugger off this in none of your business. I suppose theres not much chance you did heard that, and theres the call waiting so, I should go. Oh well. (Answers the call waiting.) Hello.
Tag: How did you know they were in my bottom drawer?
The Colonel: OH MY GAWD!!!! (Yep, its Janice.)
Phoebe: Because my psychic is dead! She mustve read the cards wrong!
Ross: Oww!! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle! I think I twisted it when IOoh, a quarter!
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Phoebe: Yeah, and these are my friends. People. This is Vince, Vince the people.
Chandler: I'm not scared. (moves towards Mike and Chappy) I'll just take little Chappy and... (he backs out) HE CAN SENSE MY FEAR. MY THROAT IS EXPOSED.
Phoebe: Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.
PHOEBE: Well, OK, the record company sent over this piece of paper for me to sign, saying that it's OK for someone else to sing for me. That was my first clue.
Phoebe: Ooh, I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter!
Earl: Okay, I should, I should probably be getting back to my thing now. See ya. (Hangs up.)
Phoebe Sr: Well, yeah, mostly nudes. It combines my two passions, pottery and erotica.
Chandler: Joey you broke my chair!!
Chandler: Julie Grath, my camp girlfriend.
Joey: She made me switch to light Mayo. Thats it! Thats all I got! And, you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better!
Frank: Well y'know about the tongue thing, y'know, and how I told you about my likes and my dislikes...
Rachel: (to the gang) Oh my God, Melissa Warburton. I dont think I have the energy for this.
Monica: Oh, my mothers right. Im never going to get married.
Rachel: (glares at him) Get out, get out of my apartment.
Phoebe: Okay, those are my sunglasses, you borrowed them from me.
Phoebe: Thats my first name.
Phoebe: I just lost a whole year of my life.
Phoebe: Do you have my birth certificate?
Mike: Yeah, you do that, and I go check my dad for signs of internal bleeding. (Mike walks away and Bitsy walks in the same direction.)
Fireman No. 3: Are you kidding? My girlfriend doesn't know, I'm not gonna tell them!
Lizzie: What? (She opens the envelope Phoebe has given her.) Oh my God, there's really money in here.
Joey: Uh-huh look, the only reason I can over here was to settle things between us! Okay? Youve done a lot for me and my career, I wanted to pay you back so I took you to the premiere but you missed it! Okay, so how much do I owe you?
Joey: Oh, come on Rach! My turn just started!
Joey: (quietly) My chair heels itself.
Kristen: You said the waiter ate my crab cake.
Ross: Yes! My babys finally free!
RACHEL: Oh, come on, would you just grab my ass.
Ross: Fine, yknow what, thats it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Monica: Wow, really? One time he just looked at my bra and it popped open.
STEVE: You used to be my babysitter.
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God, look at these pelts!
Rachel: Oh! Did you hear that?! My dads proud of me! My dads proud of me.
Phoebe: Ohh, I lost my mom to suicide.
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
ROSS: I'll take it. My gift to you man.
Chloe: I want you to met some friends of mine. (Introduces him to Chandler and Joey) This guy is my hero, he comes in with some stuff he wants it blown up 400%, we said we dont do that, and he says you gotta. And y'know what, we did it. And now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say lets Ross it!
Phoebe: Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?! A year ago I didn't even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud.
Chandler: Veronica. Look, its got to be Veronica, the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.
Rachel: (seeing the ring and gasping) Oh my God, they let you keep that stuff?!
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey-hey, or I could bring my keyboard over here sometime!
Phoebe: Because its my apartment!
Tom: No thats my assistant.
Joey: That uh, that is my roommate Rachel.
Monica: (entering with Rachel) Oh my God! Its true!! Oh my God you are so amazing! Oh my God, can I just ask you to do me oh, just one favor?
Monica: Nice to meet you! My God youre great!
Monica: (To Chandler) You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God.
Monica: Oh my God! A friend hes looking at differently, but its wrong. Its Rachel!
RACHEL: I, I don't know, um, do you think you're cute? OK, we're kinda gettin' off the track here. Um, I was supposed to come here and tell you my friend thinks you're cute. So what should I tell her?
Joey: (shocked) I can do an English accent?! That babys going on my resume!
Phoebe: What?! No! It was my idea!
Monica: Hey! My first review is out!
Phoebe: That sucks! That's not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? "Well, it's right by my house, all right!"
Ross: See but, Pheebs that-that is the exact opposite intent of my music. Yknow my music is-is meant to inspire, and if it bothers you this much, then I I wont play anymore.
Monica: Ross! The neighbors ate all my candy!!
Phoebe: Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center?
Joey: (angrily and monotone) Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award tonight deserves to take it home. Unfortunately only one can. (Shakes his head in disgust.) The nominees for Best Supporting Actress are from Passions Erin Goff. (There is applause, which Joey disgustedly waits to dye out.) From One Life to Live Mary Loren Bishop (They start to applaud again, but Joey interrupts in with the rest of the nominees), from All My Children Sarah Mchann, and from Days of Our Lives Jessica Ashley. And the winner is (Opens the envelope) Jessica Ashley from Days of Our Lives. (Applause) Uh, unfortunately Jessica couldnt be with us tonight so Ill be accepting this award on her behalf. (Realizes something) And Im sure that Jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. Shed also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel whos sittin right there! (Points at Rachel.) (The music starts and his microphone is turned off, this angers Joey again and he disgustedly exits.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Joey looks at her.) Im sorry, too soon. You go.
Monica: Really? (Looks.) My God, hes really cute.
CHANDLER: Oh, I'm fine about my problem now, by the way.
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
Rachel: Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. Isnt that sad? (Giggles.) God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! I mean how different would my life be?
Joey: Is that why you wanted to tie my tie?
Ross: Theres this kid in my class who said hes in love with me.
Aunt Iris: Well, he may be now, because I think I hit him with my car.
Joey: What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I cant, I cant tell you that, its like the most awful, horrible thing Ive ever done my whole life.
Joey: (To Rachel) This is it! This is my category.
Rachel: Oh my God you stole her award!
Phoebe: Well, it was just, it was all so crazy, you know. I mean, Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10, and he was up to 7 and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. I-I-I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See, all of it. (shows him her hand)
Joey: Ah, this is my friend Rachel.
Ursula: Yeah, I got a big box of family stuff when my mom died.
Monica: My dad told me. They play golf together.