words in movies
Monica: (not amused by Chandlers joke) I miss Rachel. (To Chandler) No, my parents.
Monica: (hugging Chandler) I dont think youll ever get my parents that drunk!
Chandler: Maybe I could give thanks by taking my Playstation over to my new apartment.
Janine: Well, me and my dancer friends are thinking of doing Thanksgiving uptown. I thought you guys might like to come.
Ross: Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because its my sister. But, uh, uh yknow actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.
Rachel: Hey! Hey, Pheebs, check it out. Yeah, for my desert, I have chosen to make a traditional English truffle!
Mr. Geller: My joke wasnt funny.
Ross: Oh my God, the pages are stuck together!
Ross: Oh My God, she-she made half a English Trifle, and half a...Sheperds Pie!
Ross: Okay, I think I might know why my parents dont like you.
Ross: Okay, remember, we were young. Hey, Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom and my parents walked in and smelled it and so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window.
Ross: I dont know, aheh, yours was the first name that-that popped into my head, Im Im sorry. I-I didnt think it would matter.
Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
Ross: Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it cant? Okay.
Chandler: (clearly lying and hating the dessert) Yeah, this is so good, that Im gonna go enjoy it on the balcony so that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert.
Mrs. Geller: (lying) Ive gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monicas room.
Phoebe: Rachel, come here. (Rachel walks over to Phoebe. Chandler sits down on the lounge-chair.) Okay, I was just starting to take my Thanksgiving nap, and I had another dream about Jack.
Rachel: (humoring Phoebe) Oh my God, he dream-cheated on you!
Ross: (in a 5 year olds tone) (To Monica) You are such a tattletale! Mom, Dad, you remember that-that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?
Phoebe: Three months? Okay... This is probably none of my business, but uhm, how long do you think you're gonna keep seeing her?
Ross: Yep! That's my thing...
CHANDLER: So, when I woke up this morning, he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes.
Ross: (shakes his head) Oh my God!
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Phoebe: I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and never been in a long-term relationship oh my god (starts crying) what's wrong with me.
Ross: No, you know, it's uhm... nothing you did, it's... it's uhm... my issue.
Monica: Myself. Yknow for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check! (pause) My mom does it, I never realized it was weird.
Joey all nervous and looking down and fiddling with his ear: Oh.. My sister's raccoon.
Rachel: Yeah.. yeah right.. Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby?
Rachel: Timmy was my boyfriend and you made out with him!
Ross: Yep! I'd like to thank you guys for coming down here to complain about the rain and ruin my career!
Phoebe: Oh my god! Shouldn't we stop this?
Brenda: I was thinking about taking my lunch break.
Rachel: Uh. No.. I was going to let you use my Ralph Lauren discount.
Mr. Geller: This one time I had my knee up on the sink and your mother, she was
David: Yeah, I-I don't, I can't get away with stuff like that. I-I-It sounded sexy in my head, so I...
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
PHOEBE: Oh my God!� I love things.� What happened?
Phoebe: Oh Joey, Im so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?
RACHEL: That's my bubby!
Phoebe: Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandlers your friend... (hops onto the bed) Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.
...My mother's ashes Even her eyelashes Are resting in a little yellow jar, And sometimes when it's breezy...
Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off)
PHOEBE: (imitating Rachel) "Oh, I have to get my number back.� Oh my God.� He's gone."� (smiles) Dead on.
Monica: Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, "Do you see a future?" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her? (Ross pauses in consideration.) Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didnt you?!
Phoebe: Ooh, is that spelled with a C or a K? Oh my God! It doesnt matter; theyre both great!
Phoebe: Oh, I like my job.
Joey: I *love* my job.
Joey: Wow! You blow my mind...
Claudia: My kid's in a play right now.
Ken: You can come to my house!
Joey: Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and
Ross: Oh my God. Ohh, my little sister and my best friend shaking up. Oh, thats great. Thats great. (Kisses and hugs her.)
Chandler: Hes not supposed to ask my girlfriend to marry him! Im supposed to do that!
Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird turtle-man?
Phoebe: Oh yeah! I'd let him check out my kitchen floors.
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Phoebe: All right, Im gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.
Ross: Oh my god...
Monica: Oh my god!
Phoebe: Now give me my real gift.
Erica: Giving you my baby? You think I'd give you my child after this?
Rachel: And the ring, was the size of my fist (makes a fist)!
Phoebe: Oh my god, we killed Bob!
Joey: Actually, that will be long. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts.
Phoebe: Me too. Although this city is my home, so. So thats dumb what I said, dont tell him I said that. Umm, you make something up. (Mischa does so and Sergei kisses her hand.) Nice, (to Mischa) thank you. This is me. Here.
Rachel: Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?
Phoebe: Be careful, be careful! These are my rat babies!
Phoebe: No, no, no. It's not! It's not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it's Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it. (She grabs the skull, pulls out a stick of licorice, and takes a bite.)
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
Monica: Okay. Wait, just give me a second, I need to just get my boots off first. (She starts taking them off.) Ah Ooh Oohh Ohh Oh God Ohh Oh Ohh Ohhhh
Mike: My name in Mike, and I do play piano.
Phoebe: Ok, um, (clears throat) we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. (Phoebe opens a tin and offers Rachel a cookie)
ROSS: Not at all! I love this guy. Hey, I was so psyched to hear you're back with my sister!
Joey: Well thats true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My characters catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. Its really sweet and-and tender.
Phoebe: Oh my god.
CHANDLER: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.
Gavin: Hi! Gavin! Please to meet you. It was my idea to stand there.
Joey: My beers?! Look you guys, shes a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I justI dont see it going anywhere.
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
Joey: (sitting on the sofa in front of the tv) Rach, come on! They are announcing the numbers! My God, I can already feel myself changing.
Monica: Oh, I still cant believe my dad saw us having sex! He didnt make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!
Joey: Oh my God!
Ross: I told you about my daughter.
Joey: (entering) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!
Joey: Comb my eyelashes.
Chandler: Oh my God!
Michelle: No, wait, you don�t have my phone number!
Monica: Oh my God, what a fun day! That sounds great!
Rachel: Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
Monica: I don't care. <pauses and realizes...> Oh my god. I've lost the will to scold.
Monica: Oh my god.
Monica: Oh my God, Joey, that is such a great tip.
Chandler (reading the newspaper): Suddenly I wish I was reading my own name.
Joey: Oh my god, you're right!
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
GUNTHER: I used to be Bryce on All My Children.
Phoebe: Oh. Oooh! Ooh! Ooh! (She stands up and starts to dance around) Ooh! My butt cheek is waking up! Oooh! Ooh!
Steve: I do like my hair.
Phoebe: My dear, sweet Rach.
Phoebe: You know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends.
Monica: Oh my god, where's Emma? Where's Emma?
Monica: Oh my god, then...
Rachel: Don't touch my coat!
Rachel: Oh, sorry, it's my phone. Hello?
Rachel: Oh my god, this is the worst date ever!
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
Rachel: Oh my God! That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard!
Ross: What? You - you're making money off my misery?
Bonnie: Hi! My boss let me off early, so I took the train.
Rachel: Oh, Ive got big Valentines plans! Ive got my Chinese food on the way, and the rest of your saltwater taffy!
Monica: Oh my god. We're trying to get pregnant so he's probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.
Phoebe: Oh my god, Rachel asked me if I knew anyone for her too.
Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.
Chandler: You're not gonna need my help?
Phoebe: oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take my grade a loins off the meat market.
Phoebe: Those are my shoes.