words in movies
Chandler: Okay, so weve established my name, and hit me. But theoretically y'know, I mean say we werent friends, say its a blind date. I show up at your door, and Im like (in a fake voice) Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh-hey.
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
CHANDLER: Now wait a minute, I claimed you in the name of France four years ago.
[Scene: Classroom. Joey is writing his name on the board, but turns around before hes done which causes him to write his name with a downward curve, and he then underlines it, and draws the line right through his name.]
Ross: Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the "Paleontology Review"! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!
Rachel: It was ... (can't remember) oh my god. He didn't have a last name. It was just "Tag". You know, like Cher, or, you know, Moses.
Phoebe: Oh, you say someones name enough, they turn around.
Ross: Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Tag: Phoebe! Thats a great name.
Ross: Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?
Joey: Unless you name your firstborn child Joey.
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Joey: So uh, whats your name?
Phoebe: Thats my first name.
Cecilia: Oh youre right. Thank you! Whats your name again?
Joey: I said name one!
Chandler: I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they dont.
Monica: Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Okay, in case of emergency, call?
Helena: So whats your name?
Chandler: There's a tape here with Monica's name on it.
Joey: Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape... (realises) Wait a minute... This says Monica... (looks around) And this is Richard's apartment... (realises some more)
Ross: Okay! Okay! Fine, Ill stop! No teaching, okay? Well just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. (Comets dont streak across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Whos official name is Bapstein-King.
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
Chandler: Shh! It is a family name!
Rachel: Okay, whats your name?
Phoebe: Oh my God! So was she! And! Get this, okay? Your-your name is Earl, right? Her name was Pearl, P-Earl.
Monica: Oh! And dont let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
Monica: Well I-I really dont remember the name of it.
Joey: Hey, so listen, I went across the street and talked to the doorman- I got the peeper's name! Can I use the phone?
Rachel: (checking the speed dial) All right, first name on the speed dial is mom.
Chandler: I stole Monicas and changed the name.
Ross: Youre just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!
Phoebe: Oh, it has a name?
Chandler: Youll be perfect for this! Thats already your name!
Chandler: Were on a semi-first name basis.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, "I take thee circus freak." Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?
Joey: Yeah, isnt that a cool name?
Rachel: So did they call you to tell you your names gonna be in this?
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
The Interviewer: Oh! I like that. Whats your name?
Dr. Long: Do we have a name yet?
Phoebe: Bing, what an unusual name.
Monica: Well, Im never gonna listen to you again, thats for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Yknow, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
The Cooking Teacher: Thats very good, whats your name?
Joey: I don't know, I just always pictured you ending up with one of those tall, smart blond guys, name like.... Hoyt.
Joey: And what is his name?
Rachel: Oh honey, but you love that name.
Chandler: (giggles) My friends name is Joey.
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Rachel: All right, look, we did not know that you wanted a stripper so we went to the phonebook and we got the first name we could find!
Mr. Geller: Boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?
Ross: Ooh. What is the name of Chandlers fathers Las Vegas all-male burlesque?
Ross: WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!
Phoebe: Mike? Okay! What's his last name?
Phoebe: Come on, give me something. What's his name?
Chandler (reading the newspaper): Suddenly I wish I was reading my own name.
Chandler: Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?
Gavin: Huh. What's Tag's last name?
Mike: Better think of a new name for him.
Mike: My name in Mike, and I do play piano.
CHANDLER: Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap
Salon girl: Name?
Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?
Ross: Look, Chandler, its my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they dont print the name, so it doesnt really matter who gets credit, right?
Helena: Chandler? What an unusual name! You mustve had terribly fascinating parents.
Chandler: Your family name is Tribbiani.
Phoebe: Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. (They both stare at her.) But, all right, I dontmaybe Ill just name him The Hulk.
Monica: So, what's your name?
Rachel: Oh... what an interesting name.
(He looks at his bedroom door, but he can't remember the name of the girl.)
Phoebe: No!! No way! No! And stop using my name! And shame on you! (Yells into the apartment) And shame on all of you! Youre disgusting! Especially you (points to someone) with that! (Storms away.)
Precious: My name is Precious.
Phoebe: It's a normal Swedish name... Ikea...
{Transcibers note: In case you havent heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For theyre all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are }
Phoebe: What are you gonna name the baby?
Chandler: Y'know what, I can handle it, handles my middle name. Actually its the ah, middle part of my first name.
Monica: Name one of his books.
Ross: Ehm... Her name is Emma.
Phoebe: How - how do I get them to name the next one after me?
Chandler: Awesome, the name really stands out.
Joey: Oh, name one friend of yours that I did that with.
Pete: Her names Ann, shes a journalist. Ahh, we met on the plane. She asked me if she could finish off my peanuts, I thought she said something else, we had a big laugh. Yeah, I just, I mean I got, I got tired of waiting.
Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.
Man: You still don't know my name, do you?
Phoebe: Thanks! Honey, would you want me to take your name?
Chandler: That's what we were gonna name the baby.
Monica: You seriously changed your name to that?
Rachel: Oh, thank you... (looks at his face trying to remember his name)
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
Mike: Why don't you tell her my name?
Joey: Hey, (realises he doesnt know her name.) stripper! (He notices that the ring box is open, so he picks it up, sees its empty and starts to panic.)
Mr Zelner: Yeah, his name is Ross. (Ross looks very surprised) What?
Phoebe: (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.
Chandler: Her name is Erica.
Joey: Okay, its an audio question, name this television theme song. (Starts humming the theme to I Dream of Genie.)
Monica: (as Rachel) Um, okay. You just called a little while ago about needing a signature on the admissions form. Well, it turns out we need a whole new one (little laugh) because uh, you see, I-I, I put the wrong name again. (Little laugh) 'cause um...
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
Joey: Name? (Ross looks at him.) I know Ross but whats it short for? You know like, like Rossel or Rosstepher.
David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?