words in movies
ERICA: Never mind, it's open.
JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
ERICA: I'll never forget you Hans. [Joey shuts the door in her face]
CHANDLER: What, you never look down in the shower? Oh please. I'm not allowed to make one joke in the monkey-is-penis genre?
Rachel: God. (Sits down.) I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!
Monica: Well, Im never gonna listen to you again, thats for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Yknow, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"
Chandler: So youre never actually going to pay me back?
Monica: Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
Chandler: (The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th its like a guy never lived in here. Look, youve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) Its spreading already.
Rachel: Well IThats never gonna happen with Ross.
Phoebe: you know maybe this is a wake up call, about your whole dating attitude. Your in your thirty's and you've never had a serious relationship and you have never been in a long term relationship, here you go from woman to woman, meaningless experience to meaningless experience never even worrying that it doesn't tern into anything serious.
Rachel: No-n-n-n-no! I am finally thinking clearly. My lucky dress wasnt working out to well for me, but for four years, this baby never missed.
Phoebe: Oh no, Rach, no no, you know youre never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.
Chandler: People whove never ever been to Paris.
Rachel: Youre never leaving the apartment!
Phoebe: I never had a bike of my own.
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Rachel: what, how do we know, we never slept with you.
Rachel: So you know, I I handed in that marketing report and I never got to hear what you thought.
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Joey: (mumbling) Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.
Chandler: I would never lie to get someone into bed.
Joey: I'm sorry! (He stands up) This never happened to me before! I'm an expert at taking off bras! I can do it with one hand! I can do it with my eyes closed! One time I just looked at one, and it popped open! I blame your bra!
Chandler: So you never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?
Mike: It's never gonna happen again right?
Joey: Oh, like you've never gotten a little rambunctious with Ross.
Phoebe: Ive never been more convinced of your love for her.
Chandler: Yeah but they're right. I mean, I'm not a strong father figure and I never will be.
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
Ross: I never gave it to you.
Ross: Hey you know what? You know what? To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again.
Chandler: I never want to leave you again!
Chandler: Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.
Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence I'd never thought I'd say.
Ross: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.
Phoebe: No Im not okay. The only guy Ive ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk and I may never I may never see him again. (Crying.)
Mike: Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get married again.
Monica: Ross has never checked out of a room a minute before he had to.
Mike: Trust me, I will never...
Phoebe: Never.
Ross: Never?
Rachel: Don't look at me I never get his jokes.
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
Joey: (proud) I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?
Rachel: (touched) You would do that? I never get picked!
Joey: That... never happens...
Monica: (depressed) Thats right. Im no longer a bride. Ill never be a bride again. Now, Im just someones wife!
Actress/Olivia: That kiss never happened.
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
Joey: So...I've never played that!
Joey: How does it feel knowing youre never gonna be with another woman again huh? Knowing youre gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday until you finally have the sweet release of death.
Ross: (Excited) You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!
The A.D: Yeah, we loves em. Ive never seen him with(He gets a whiff of Joey and starts smelling around.)
Ross: Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey and that you never really liked Rachel.
Ross: You've never said that in your life, have you?
Phoebe: Alice would never go for it, right?
Rachel: Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me.
Joey: Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought youd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!
Rachel: Yeah, and if doesn't work, then we'll be just one of those couples that never have sex.
Assistant: You've never turned?
Ross: Oh wow! I mean, wow! I mean, I-I-I think shes cute but I-I would never have thought of going out with her, never!
Rachel: Ive never lived like this before.
Rachel: Oh no. I mean it. After what just happened, I�m never leaving her again.
Joey: What? You never said anything about an audition!
Monica: Rachel! Im never gonna think its okay for you to cheat on your husband!
Phoebe: Ive never driven it! Okay? Not once! Okay once. Okay, I drive it all the time.
Phoebe: What? What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?
Rachel: Hey-hey, yknow what? I dont care! Im not ashamed of my book. Theres nothing with a woman enjoying a little erotica. Its just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (She goes into her room.)
Monica: Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.
Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, Ive never been able to cry as an actor, so if Im in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, lets say I wanna convey that Ive just done something evil. That would be the basic I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it (Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the pretend fishhook.) Okay, lets say Ive just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. (looks all confused) And thats how its done. Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.
CHANDLER:Well the package says you have to uh, constantly keep it moving. Stir and drink, stir and drink, never let it settle.
Laura: I gave you my number, you never called me.
ROSS: (pauses, then crunches up the note and stuffs it in his pocket.)� Never mind.
Joey: Girls Chandler could never get?
JOEY: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea.
Chandler: What do you want from me, Ive never met the guy. So anyway, Rachel, Im sorry you cant stay, (Rachel is upset about leaving the orgy with the cigarette guy.) but the rest of us have a lot of work to do. (The cigarette guy starts rubbing Chandlers back.) What are you doing? (The guy just nods) All right, listen, Ive got to wake up!
Chandler: (entering from the bedroom) Okay. Heres a question you never have to ask. My dad just called and wanted to know if he could borrow one of your pearl necklaces.
Mike: You never told me about that guy on your sweet sixteen. Oh, ugh. I'm sorry about that.
JOEY: No, I don't. It's like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin' and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. But this so was. Ya know, it changed everything. Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was pre- approved. Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Joey: I promise. And that means, never having to give a reason. (Phoebe stops herself from laughing and leaves)
Monica: Now Joey, you go down there and you suck up to him. I mean you suck like youve never sucked before!
Ross: I never did anything with Adrienne Turner.
Ross: I know what you mean, Ive always wondered how different my life would be if-if Id never gotten divorced.
Phoebe: Oh can I? Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair either! You know, just because we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to play with the carcasses!
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
Joey: Hey, listen to me, listen to me you are never ever gonna be alone. Okay? I promise thats not gonna happen.
Phoebe: (playing guitar and singing) And there's a country called Argentinaaaa, it's a place I've never seeeeen. But I'm told for fifty pesos you can buy a human spleen. Humaaan spleeeeen. Olè!
Chandler: Yeah, I've been to these places before, but I've never really seen them, you know.
Joey: What are you talkin about? I never left you! Youve always been my agent!
Chandler: YOU NEVER DID IT!
PHOEBE: It was an accident, and, and the woman who did this would never ever hurt a dog on purpose. She's a vegetarian.
Rachel: Just so you know... With us... it's never off the table. (she enters her room and closes the door.)
Monica: The thing we never do.
Benjamin: Oh, well, likewise. Actually, not likewise. I've never heard of you until this morning, but, it's nice to be nice!
Chandler: Oh God! What was it? The thing that we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?
Mr. Geller: Sweetheart, we love you just as much as Ross! Now, Im sorry about everything that happened and Id probably never be able to make it up to you, but heres a start. (He hands her a small box.)
Rachel: I just want you to know.. Last night.. I'll never forget it.
Chandler: And yet I never run into Beyonce!
Chandler: I never stopped loving you.