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Monica: Chandler come on. We have to hem the new dust ruffle.
Phoebe: Im, uhh, making up flyers trying to get new massage clients. So, can I come to Bloomingdales and use the copy machine.
Joey: Yeah, thats what I was afraid of.. Okay, uhh Look Janine I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff. Its too girly.
Ross: Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.
Kim: Hi Rachel. Ohh, Ive been meaning to ask you. Have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? Ohh, what am I thinking. Of course you have.
[Scene: The Table Store, Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table.]
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachels new apartment, Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message.]
[Scene: The Freeman Building, Ross is entering his new class completely out of breath.]
Joey: Wow. That's almost as much as a new book.
[Scene: Rachels bedroom. Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship.]
Joey: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?
Monica: Umhmm, umhmm, about the time you told me about New Year's Eve. Where is everybody else?
Joey: Thata girl! Huh? We should get out of here; theres a new class comin in.
Ross: (reading off his card) "A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet." -- How did you know?
Monica: (shocked) You're not gonna be here New Year's Eve??
Catherine: All the appliances are included. There is a lot of light, a new kitchen... I think you guys would be very happy here... (Joey and Chandler both realise what she's assuming and start laughing.)
Aurora: He's... new.
Rachel: Come on Joey, I just bought you a new chair! The most expensive one in the store! Hey, yknow what I was thinking? We could name her Francette.
Ross: Im just thinking about your new bride at home. Okay? Do-do you really want to start your life together by letting her down?
(The camera pans back to reveal Joey and Chandler's new foosball table.)
Rachel: Oh no! My new Paolo shoes!
Monica: Hey, guys, guys, did you see my new, china cabinet?!
Ross: Well, her thought is, and I agree, fresh new furniture, why not a fresh new apartment? Her cousin has this great place to sublet, it's got a view of the river on one side and Columbia on the other.
Monica: Well, because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building...
Joey: Listen, I know you're new, but it's kinda understood that everything from Young Men's to the escalator is my territory.
Monica: (On phone) Hi, Nancy. Hi, it's Monica Geller. I'm good. Listen, I'm looking for a job in Tulsa. Well yeah, my husband has been relocated...Because I love him! No, I don't want a job in New York. Javo (sp?) is looking? Oh my God! He asked for me personally? Oh my God! Oh, wow, this is really flattering, but I'm moving to Tulsa. Yeah, so if you would tell Javo (sp?) 'I'll take it!'
Joey: Need a new table.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is playing "She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed. Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister. She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan. Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa.]
MONICA: All right, look, Ross. I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan, and I feel for you, I do. But if you don't help me cook, I'm gonna take a bunch of those little hot dogs, and I'm gonna create a new appetizer called "pigs in Ross". All right, ball the melon.
[Scene: Chandler's new window office, he is showing Phoebe around.]
(from 1.01 - "The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate - The Pilot")
Chandler: Look at this! (he opens the curtain to a view of New York City)
Ross: Oh, it's my new beeper.
Monica: Ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Years... but obviously someone forgot.
Phoebe: Oh, my new Mom, who-whos a big, fat abandoner! (starts to go upstairs)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, theyre both unpacked. The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window. Joey screams and runs into the living room.]
Monica: Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else. And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my People magazine comes on Saturday, and the new Hold Everything catalog. Y'know but that does not mean that I'm empty, I care about things. I care about my friends and family. You have no right to make that kind of judgment about me.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song as the gang looks on.]
Monica: (Runs out to the hallway) Chandler, wait. It goes: Old job, (Raises her hand) new job, (Raises her hand really high) you. This is just something I have to do.
[This starts a series of flashbacks starting with Monica and Chandler forcing Joey to keep his new found knowledge of their secret relationship in Monicas bedroom in The One With All the Kips.]
EDDIE: Naah, I crapped out, but Mr. 21 over here he cleans up, 300 bucks, check it out he buys me these new shoes, sweet huh?
Ross: Look, if I can just do what Emily wants and get her to New York, I'm sure everything will be fine.
Robert: (to Phoebe) So are ready for the gym? Theyve got this new rock climbing wall, we can spot each other.
Monica: Youre just new at this, itll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldnt have been easy but you figured that out.
[Scene: The New School, Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic.]
(Joey turns around and sees his face on a poster in the subway. The poster says: What Mario isn't telling you...V.D., you never know who might have it. A variety of scenes are shown with the poster displayed all over New York City.)
Chandler: This is the New York Times.
Monica: We are going to Dick Clarks New Years Rocking Eve!
Phoebe: Really? Not even to, um, change his PAJAMAS?! (Whips back the sheet to reveal him wearing new pajamas.)
Ross: Look, face it, my father is not going to pay for the build-in barbecue and believe me you can kiss you gazebo goodbye. Now I might be able to get you the new lawn.
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Ms. McKenna: The numbers we are seeing New York, Chicago, and London are consistently solid, but many of our officers have reported disappointing fields.
Chandler: Sleeping with somebody new, anxiety, panic, and Im afraid even more sweating.
Julie: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.
PHOEBE: Hey Rach, wanna hear the new song I'm thinkin' of singing this afternoon? I wrote it this morning in the shower.
Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh...
Joey: (thinking) All right. Its a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you dont feel that now. It was crazy! Youre fine. Youre better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat! Everythings normal! Shes just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel.
Rachel: Are you, are you, are you sure its ah, a new bump? I mean, no offense, Ive always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy headed child.
Rachel: Oh, okay see I thought, I thought you meant how much was it when it was new, yknow like back then.
Rachel: Oh God! Alright, fine. You know what Joey, forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him.
JOEY: No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do.
RACHEL: Oh! What's new in sex?
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to arrive.]
Ross: I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. (he sits down at the table.)
Monica: Hold it! Are you talking about Dick Clarks New Years Rocking Eve?
MR. GELLER: I know. He's like a new man. It's like a scene from Cocoon.
Chandler: Well, the movie was great, dinner was great, and theres nothing like a cool, crisp New York evening.
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what. So, I'm just checkin'. So let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."
Ross: So, your ex-boyfriend is gonna determine if your new boyfriend gets this grant? Wow, your new boyfriend is screwed!
Ross: Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball.
Joey: Okay. (Reading.) "It's a typical New York City apartment. Two guys are hanging out." Ross (Points to him.)
CHANDLER: No-no, I mean what, what's this about your new place?
Monica: Do I go horseback riding in the park? Do I take classes at the New School?
Rachel: (ignoring him) Anyway, Ralph just came in to tell me that hes so happy with my work that he wants me to be the new merchandising manager for polo retail.
[Scene: The New School, Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway.]
JOEY: [in a fake voice] Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye. [hangs up]
Rachel: Oh, you're gonna love this cake. I got it from a bakery in New Jersey, Corino’s.
ROSS: Look, I know you don't want to hear this right now but, we've seen him in his new place, alright. And he's happy, he's, he's decorated.
Chandler: Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas. (Rachel sits down to hear Chandler's dream.)
Phoebe: Fine. But you can't help me develop my new universal language.
Woman: It's okay, it's okay, I'm here, I'm here. Sorry I'm late, okay, here I am. Who's the new tense girl?
JOEY: These'll go great in my new place. You know, 'till I get real ones.
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there; Chandler is showing everyone his new computer.]
Machine: You have three new messages.
Joey: Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Years gonna go off. I guess theres no reason for all that Y2K panic, yknow? Anyway, gnight!
Chandler: Did I not tell *anyone* about New Year's Eve? -- Alright, look, go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go.
[Scene: Rosss bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out. Ross as a new feature.]
Joey: You think I need a new walk?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag.]
Monica: (lying down on a mattress) Oh! Ohhhhh! Oh! Phoebe, come here. Aw, this is my new bed. You gotta feel this bad boy.
(He starts the car and surprisingly in fires right up and comes to a nice idle. (Both can be rarities with British sports cars with their lovely Lucas ignition systems, which tend not to work especially in the rain.) Anyway, this being New York he is parallel parked on a street with the car in front of him only inches ahead of his bumper, likewise with the car behind him. Hes completely boxed in and cant move more than two inches. He tries to get out several times by bumping the bumpers of both cars to no avail.)
Janice: Well then ask yourself this. Why do you think we keep ending up together? New Year's? Who invited who? Valentine's? Who asked who into whose bed?
Rachel: Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?
Chandler: New haircut? (Monica nods No.) Necklace? (No) Dress? (No) Boots? (Monica nods Yes.) Boots!
Chandler: (to Joey) Is that your new walk?
Machine: "You have two new messages."
[Scene: Rachels new job, Rachels boss is telling her what to do.]
Ross: (jumping up) Good! A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York! (Storms out.)
Mr. Heckles: Im Chandlers new roommate.
[Scene: Fortunata Fashions, Rachels new job.]
Monica: (entering from her room) Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey.
Joey: Yeah, sure. (He takes it off and starts reading.) Well, you must be new here. Maybe we shouldI'm sorry, can I ask you something? (He stops and asks a question.)
PHOEBE: Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the new boy?
JOEY: Likewise. Uh, I'll take that. [grabs moose hat] It's what I came for. So, this is new. Where'd you two meet?