words in movies
[Scene: Chandler's Office, later that day, Nina is in his office.]
(Nina puts her hands on her hips, then gives Chandler a quizzical look.)
Nina: Mr.Douglas... (flirting defensively) ..cool tie.
Chandler: Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing. (He holds up a bandaged hand.) Little tip: if youre ever in a similar situation, never ever leave your hand... (he mimes Nina taking her revenge) ..on the desk.
Nina: Maybe. But that doesnt explain why they keep taking my scissors.
Nina: I dont know. For the past couple days, people have been avoiding me and giving me these really strange looks.
Nina: I am?
(Mr. Douglas screws up his eyes, trying to credit what Bing has just said, but turning to follow Nina down the corridor, he realises Bing must be telling the truth, since he would not have any personal interest in the girl, would he?)
Helen: (Over the intercom) Nina Bookbinder is here to see you.
Nina: Do you have a sec?
Nina: You wanted to see me?
Nina: Hi.
Nina: Your... excuse me?
Nina: Oh my god! (Rushing over to give him a big hug) Youre amazing!
Mr. Douglas: Nina.
Nina: What?
Nina: Are you okay?
Chandler: Ah, sure, Nina. Whats up?
Nina: Oh, Net Usage Statistics, right. Gotcha, gotcha. Wont happen again. I wouldnt want to do anything to hurt your... "wenus."
Chandler: Hi, Nina. Come on in.
Nina: (Taking her hand away) What?
Chandler: Nina? Nina. (He goes around his desk to where she is sitting.) Nina. (In pain) Nina.
Mr. Douglas: (Shutting the door, then pointing vaguely at Ninas shapely departure) Shes still here.
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door.]
(Nina gasps in surprise and relief.)
(Nina beams flirtatiously at Chandler, who catches her drift, but for once hes lost for something to say – so she nods her head to tell him that hes thinking correctly...)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace. Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window. Chandlers boss opens the door.]
Nina: Which is bad, because?
Chandler: Oh, no, no. Nina... (miming fairies twinkling around his head) ..she is whooo wewee-woo whoo whoo! In fact, if you asked her right now, she would have no recollection of being fired at all, none at all.