words in movies
Helen: (Over the intercom) Nina Bookbinder is here to see you.
Nina: Hi.
Chandler: Hi, Nina. Come on in.
Nina: You wanted to see me?
Nina: Which is bad, because?
Nina: Your... excuse me?
Nina: Oh, Net Usage Statistics, right. Gotcha, gotcha. Wont happen again. I wouldnt want to do anything to hurt your... "wenus."
(Nina beams flirtatiously at Chandler, who catches her drift, but for once hes lost for something to say – so she nods her head to tell him that hes thinking correctly...)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, later that day, Nina is in his office.]
Chandler: Nina? Nina. (He goes around his desk to where she is sitting.) Nina. (In pain) Nina.
Nina: Are you okay?
Nina: (Taking her hand away) What?
(Nina gasps in surprise and relief.)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace. Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window. Chandlers boss opens the door.]
Mr. Douglas: Nina.
Nina: Mr.Douglas... (flirting defensively) ..cool tie.
Mr. Douglas: (Shutting the door, then pointing vaguely at Ninas shapely departure) Shes still here.
Chandler: Oh, no, no. Nina... (miming fairies twinkling around his head) ..she is whooo wewee-woo whoo whoo! In fact, if you asked her right now, she would have no recollection of being fired at all, none at all.
(Mr. Douglas screws up his eyes, trying to credit what Bing has just said, but turning to follow Nina down the corridor, he realises Bing must be telling the truth, since he would not have any personal interest in the girl, would he?)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door.]
Nina: Do you have a sec?
Chandler: Ah, sure, Nina. Whats up?
Nina: I dont know. For the past couple days, people have been avoiding me and giving me these really strange looks.
Nina: Maybe. But that doesnt explain why they keep taking my scissors.
Nina: I am?
Nina: Oh my god! (Rushing over to give him a big hug) Youre amazing!
Nina: What?
(Nina puts her hands on her hips, then gives Chandler a quizzical look.)
Chandler: Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing. (He holds up a bandaged hand.) Little tip: if youre ever in a similar situation, never ever leave your hand... (he mimes Nina taking her revenge) ..on the desk.