words in movies
PHOE: No, you are not, you are very attractive. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everyting.
PHOE: No, not wieght... y'know, more like insulation.
CHAN: [weakly] No.
PHOE: No, whad'ya mean? He's not British.
PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
PHOE: No, I felt it on my hip. You could tell.
RACH: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
MICH: No! No dessert, just a check, please.
MICH: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.
MICH: Well, you know, there's no one way really, it's just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, "I'm over you."
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]
RACH: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . [jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on his face.]
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
ROSS: No, no it's not interesting. OK, it's very, very not interesting. In fact it's actually 100 percent completely opposite of interesting.
ROSS: You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.
RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
Phoebe: No. Its all right; its probably false labour. They said that, that can happen near the end, just somebody get the book.
Joey: No! No, fear of the number 13.
Chandler: This game makes no sense!
Monica: We are the hottest! Huh? No one is hotter than we are! You're the best.
Chandler: Either, it makes no difference.
Woman: No! Its where you put the dirty ones!
Chandler: Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.
Chandler: Yes! (Pause) No! (Pause) Google!
Rachel: No. Shes going to live with us for eight weeks.
Hums While He Pees: I know its really lame, but I got these tickets from my boss andOh no! No! No! My God!
Phoebe: No, not a thing.
Monica: Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'.
All: No!
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
Phoebe: No, listening! Sit! Yknow, maybe it would just really, really help if you would just talk.
Phoebe: No, you cant let this stop you from getting massages! No look, I have, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do!
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Chandler: And I love the milk! But, Im not gonna some British girl to move in with me! (Realizes that made no sense.) Joey, you say things now.
Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!
Phoebe: (singing) "Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kind of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. They haven't heard it, so don't try and sing along. No, don't sing along.
Chandler: No dont I beg of you!
Phoebe: Umm, no thank you. (She gets up and moves to the couch. They were at a table previously.)
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no, no!
Joey: Well, theres gonna be strippers there. He didnt say anything about no strippers.
Monica: No leg-chewing for us sir.
Joey: Thats not gonna happen. No. (Looks up) Because we have a new deal!
Rachel: No, Im fine.
Joey: No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
(Rachel turns her head to Ross and Phoebe and mouths, "No way.")
Jim: It aint no thing, Im wild too.
Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep.
Monica: No! I was just getting into position and then everything went dark.
Phoebe: No, its not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.
Monica: Thats right. That is right, you go over there and tell her you dont want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer!
Rachel: Oh no, I really dont want any(He takes the picture)Oh! Thank you. Oh. Oh Ross
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Rachel: (simultaneously as Ross) No, I dont think well be doing that.
Rachel: Oh. Oh wait no.
Rachel: No Ross! Ross! Ross! My child has no father!
Phoebe: No, no, no, we’re not having a big reception, we took the money we were gonna spend on a wedding and we donate them to the children charity.
Ross: Mom no, come on! Thank you.
Sick Bastard: No!
Joey: Correct again! But, you forgot to switch legs between questions, so no hopping bonus!
Monica: No, not here. Maybe here.
Joey: (looking at her) No.
Phoebe: Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No!
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Kathy: No, no, it's not like that. I, I work for a medical researcher.
Richard: No! I came here to tell you something else. (Pause) I came here (Pause) to tell you I still love you.
Cliff: No.
Monica: No its umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, Im gonna go guys.
Monica: Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all.
Cliff: No!
Cliff: No.
Rachel: Oh no-no, no! Its good! Its all good! I-I actually work at Ralph Lauren!
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
Eric: No wait! Theres only a problem when I look at you. (Sits down on the couch.) Oh I got it! I got it. (Puts his hands to his eyes.)
Joey: Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever.
Joey: No they cant! They were stupid enough to get knocked up!
Rachel: No, not yet.
Ross: (patting his clothes like he is looking for his wallet) No, no hes not.
Joey: (To Chandler) Hey man, you feeling any better? (Chandler answers him with some guttural sounds that only he can make and that no human can transcribe.)
Ross: No-no. No.
Rachel: What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)
Phoebe: Yeah thats true. Yeah, you love her. You always have. You have a child together. There is no right answer.
Chandler: No, no, no, guys. She's right. We should get to work. I'll take stuff out of the closet, Joey you pack 'em and Ross you re-pack whatever Joey packs.
Ross: No, come on dont start. (they start kissing again) Ouch!
Joey: No.
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. I meant no.
Rachel: Look I know she's a little tough to take. She has no where else to go, and she's my sister. Alright, she's Emma's aunt. And I would like them to bond.
Joey: No! No... and, for the record, I've also never given her a frosting from a can!
Rachel: (thinks about it for a second) No! Ross, come on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married.
Ross: No!
Ross: Phoebe, there is no secret. Okay? I didnt propose.
Phoebe: No! No, that you and Rachel are engaged!
Ross: No! No, come on let her sleep! Shes so exhausted.
Ross: No!
Ross: No!
Ross: No!!
Phoebe: No! No, she said you actually proposed to her.
Joey: No.
Joey: No, I didnt!
Joey: No, I didnt!
Joey: No, I didnt!
Rachel: Yes, you did! And dont you say, "No, I didnt!"
Joey: No, I didnt!
Ross: No, you didnt!
Janine: No, but you should go to Chandlers. Because none of us knows how to cook, well probably just end up drinking all day.
Monica: No, honey, its. thats a special plate. See its a game, whoever gets that plate wins.
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
Mike: No! It's my fault. I keep trying to propose in these stupid ways and all I wanna do is tell you that I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Joey: No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.)
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Rachel: Oh no. No-no! I think my water just broke.
Jill: Oh no! But I just walked past three sales and I didnt go in. How strong am I?
Ross: No I dont.
Joey: No, hit me
Ross: No.