words in movies
Monica: Rachel would be Phoebes, I would be Rachels, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
Chandler: No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.
Rachel: Ohh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monicas!
Phoebe: And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Die Hard has ended, only I dont think Joey and Ross know that yet. As you see, they are both asleep. And theyre on the same couch. Which means theyre sleeping together. Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together. Well, there hasnt been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together. Not that theres anything wrong with that. That is unless youre a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married. Anyway, let me recap. No, there is too much, let me sum up. Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up.]
Joey: No! Never! Never! (Pause, then Joey wants to shake Rosss hand.) Bye.
Ross: No touch! No touch!
Monica: No, its more like a (sarcastically) good luck.
Chandler: No, no I only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive (Thinks a little while.) Hold on one second; let me check this out. (He gets up and grabs a photo album.
Chandler: (pause) No, were still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.
Phoebe: No! Coins hate me!
Ross: No! No we dont!
Monica: Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Monica: No, I know. But yknow what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.
Ross: No, 10 is the highest.
Ross: Because its the highest. (Joey shrugs his shoulders) Okay, Rachel youre up first. (Rachel stands up and gets ready.) Situation No. 1: Youre with Monica, the wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go! (Joey is playing the part of Monica.)
Joey: No, one man for the rest of my life? I dont know if I can do it! This means Ill never get to sleep with Joey!
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you very much. Umm, Ive known them separately and Ive known them together and-and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass (Grabs a glass and holds it up) to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.
Chandler: You-you-you didnt know that. (Pause as she nods no.) Well, I guess my work here is done!
Joey: All right, well first of all I would like to say that you both performed very well. Okay? You should be proud of yourselves. And-and I would also like to say that in this competition there are no losers. Well, except for RachelDamnit!
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Joey: No reason, Im just saying that uh Thats where Ill be.
Rachel: No, I was ten. I just developed early.
Phoebe: Umm, no thank you. (She gets up and moves to the couch. They were at a table previously.)
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no, no!
Joey: Well, theres gonna be strippers there. He didnt say anything about no strippers.
Monica: No leg-chewing for us sir.
Joey: Thats not gonna happen. No. (Looks up) Because we have a new deal!
Rachel: No, Im fine.
Joey: No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
(Rachel turns her head to Ross and Phoebe and mouths, "No way.")
Jim: It aint no thing, Im wild too.
Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep.
Monica: No! I was just getting into position and then everything went dark.
Phoebe: No, its not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.
Monica: Thats right. That is right, you go over there and tell her you dont want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer!
Rachel: Oh no, I really dont want any(He takes the picture)Oh! Thank you. Oh. Oh Ross
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Rachel: (simultaneously as Ross) No, I dont think well be doing that.
Rachel: Oh. Oh wait no.
Rachel: No Ross! Ross! Ross! My child has no father!
Phoebe: No, no, no, we’re not having a big reception, we took the money we were gonna spend on a wedding and we donate them to the children charity.
Ross: Mom no, come on! Thank you.
Sick Bastard: No!
Joey: Correct again! But, you forgot to switch legs between questions, so no hopping bonus!
Monica: No, not here. Maybe here.
Joey: (looking at her) No.
Phoebe: Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No!
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Kathy: No, no, it's not like that. I, I work for a medical researcher.
Richard: No! I came here to tell you something else. (Pause) I came here (Pause) to tell you I still love you.
Cliff: No.
Monica: No its umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, Im gonna go guys.
Monica: Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all.
Cliff: No!
Cliff: No.
Rachel: Oh no-no, no! Its good! Its all good! I-I actually work at Ralph Lauren!
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
Eric: No wait! Theres only a problem when I look at you. (Sits down on the couch.) Oh I got it! I got it. (Puts his hands to his eyes.)
Joey: Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever.
Joey: No they cant! They were stupid enough to get knocked up!
Rachel: No, not yet.
Ross: (patting his clothes like he is looking for his wallet) No, no hes not.
Joey: (To Chandler) Hey man, you feeling any better? (Chandler answers him with some guttural sounds that only he can make and that no human can transcribe.)
Ross: No-no. No.
Rachel: What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joeys with Monica in trail.)
Phoebe: Yeah thats true. Yeah, you love her. You always have. You have a child together. There is no right answer.
Chandler: No, no, no, guys. She's right. We should get to work. I'll take stuff out of the closet, Joey you pack 'em and Ross you re-pack whatever Joey packs.
Ross: No, come on dont start. (they start kissing again) Ouch!
Joey: No.
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. I meant no.
Rachel: Look I know she's a little tough to take. She has no where else to go, and she's my sister. Alright, she's Emma's aunt. And I would like them to bond.
Joey: No! No... and, for the record, I've also never given her a frosting from a can!
Rachel: (thinks about it for a second) No! Ross, come on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married.
Ross: No!
Ross: Phoebe, there is no secret. Okay? I didnt propose.
Phoebe: No! No, that you and Rachel are engaged!
Ross: No! No, come on let her sleep! Shes so exhausted.
Ross: No!
Ross: No!
Ross: No!!
Phoebe: No! No, she said you actually proposed to her.
Joey: No.
Joey: No, I didnt!
Joey: No, I didnt!
Joey: No, I didnt!
Rachel: Yes, you did! And dont you say, "No, I didnt!"
Joey: No, I didnt!
Ross: No, you didnt!
Janine: No, but you should go to Chandlers. Because none of us knows how to cook, well probably just end up drinking all day.
Monica: No, honey, its. thats a special plate. See its a game, whoever gets that plate wins.
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
Mike: No! It's my fault. I keep trying to propose in these stupid ways and all I wanna do is tell you that I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Joey: No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.)
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Rachel: Oh no. No-no! I think my water just broke.
Jill: Oh no! But I just walked past three sales and I didnt go in. How strong am I?
Ross: No I dont.
Joey: No, hit me
Ross: No.
Ross: No!
Ross: No!
Rachel: Full, dry, on its back, and no loose covers.
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
Monica: No.
Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!
Joey: No! No! I cant! You gotta get me out of it! Ive got plans! (Spits.) Important plans! (Spits on the Ps.)
Rachel: No its really okay Monica!
Phoebe: Ok. I mean I know I did the right thing. You know, Mike never wants to get married and I shouldn't be in a relationship that has no future... but... pretty soon I'm gonna miss him so much. I'm gonna wanna see him again and you have to stop me from doing that.
Everyone: No!!! Ah!! Ahh!!!
Phoebe: Wh.. what? No wait, you don't get to leave! I've got a massage client waiting outside my door any minute!
Monica: No. I can't be away from you for that long.
Phoebe: (interrupts him) No, no, we don't really have time for this right now. Okay, we have to keep Chandler away from my bedroom.
Joey: No.
Chandler: Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride.
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
Ross: N No! We took a cab too, but I did test runs!
Chandler: No, if crazy plate lad.. <sees Monica frustrated at this comment> If Monica dies then I would get Emma, Right?
Mike: No, I didn't.
Rachel: No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.
Phoebe: No. No! It's just y'know first, I wanna take off all my clothes and have you rub lotion on me.