words in movies
Rachel: Well, cant you tell her that you are not in the mood?
Phoebe: (interrupting) Im not asking!
Chandler: Nope! Because Im not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, whos entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Ross: (finding the part) (looks up in disgust) It so does not!!!
Ross: Fine! Fine! But this break-up was not all my fault, and she, she says here, (reading from the letter) If you accept full responsibility... (to Chandler and Joey) Full responsibility! ...I can begin to trust you again. Does that seem like something you can do. (yells at Joey) Does it?!!
Phoebe: Okay, well umm, I know that we havent talked in a long time, but umm okay, our Mom is not our birth Mom. This-this other lady is our birth Mom.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking. Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony.]
Phoebe Sr.: No, Im not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didnt look you up was, well I was afraid that youd react, just well like, the way, the way youre reacting right now, and cant we just, y'know, start from here?
Phoebe: But, its not like were losing anything. Y'know?
Phoebe: Its not like we-we know each other or anything. Or that have anything in common.
Phoebe Sr.: Well, I dont know. I mean its not like we dont have anything in common. I mean I like uh, pizza.
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
Chandler: Ok, you can not do this to me.
Phoebe: Oh, but, could we not go together? I,I don't wanna be the geek that invited the boss.
Chandler: Okay, wait. All right, thats it, okay, Im out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore! (He trips over a box, falls into a flower stand and walks away trying to be cool.)
RACHEL: Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.
Monica: Well Thats not the only time this was an issue. You remember when umm, you spent Thanksgiving with us? You called me fat.
Chandler: You were not supposed to hear that! I said that behind you back!
Ross: Yes-yes-yes! But, I-I do not love her.
Ross: Oh, it's not so bad. Monica's gonna make potpourri! I think I'm gonna go wander out in the rain for a while.
Monica: Its not like, I havent any opportunities. I mean, yknow, Im just waiting for the perfect guy. Im seeing this guy Roger, all right? Hes not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. Yknow, give him my flower.
Chandler: Yeah, Im not in that.
Devon: Do you realise that we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert?
RACHEL: What? Come on, it's not like I'm asking for this girly clock or anything, which, by the way, I also think is very cool.
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
MONICA: Ok people, I want you to take a piece of paper, here you go, and write down your most embarassing memory. Oh, and I do ask that when you're not using the markers, you put the caps back on them because they will dry out.
Phoebe and Rachel: 32. (Joeys not buying it.)
Ross: Hey, divorced men are not bad men!
Phoebe: Yay!! Oh so, youre not, youre not mad at us anymore?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now theyre not talking to each other. Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee.]
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
Monica: They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?
Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if youre not pregnant(She sees Rachel shaking her head)Its because I am.
Joey: Well, dont get your hopes up, because probably not gonna happen.
Chandler: Well, youre not suggesting that we spend all of the money on the wedding?
Janice: Why not?
Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?
Phoebe: Oh, its bad. Its really bad. The only thing in there that isnt burned is an ass. Which I do not remember buying!
Rachel: Oh no wait Pheebs, I think for something like that you just ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure, Chandler?
Chandler: Oh that's not bad, Pheebs?
Rachel: Joey, come on! It doesn't matter, you know, it's not like anything's gonna happen.
Kate: No, thats not it. So, youre a soap actor? Well this must be pretty exciting for you to be in a real play, hmm?
Phoebe: Oh, it's not!
Ross: Rach, come on, if you think about it, its actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe its best not to think about it.
Tag: Not bad.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
Joey: It was amazing! And not just for her... uh-uh. For me, too. It's like, all of a sudden, I'm blind. But all my other senses are heightened, y'know? It's like... I was able to appreciate it on another level.
Monica: That's not gonna work.
Chandler: Why not?
Chandler: Why not?
Ross: No, of course not! (Thinks) ...Yeah, yeah, it is.
Phoebe: Oh please, you are not gonna ditch again like you did with London.
Ross: No thats not what I want. Uh, Im glad you guys were bonding but I
Tag: Um, I'm not.
The Flight Attendant: (To Rachel) Thank you! (Not sure of herself) Enjoy your flight?
Hilda: No dear. Its not.
Phoebe: Not really, I got to drag him around too! (They all nod, "Oh.")
ROSS: Not, not, not every night. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, like Italian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or Italian guys.
Phoebe: No, of course not! I also, you know, prepared a reading (she picks up a book). “Sex and the single mother. (pause) Finding your G-spot.
Ross: Y'know what I didnt wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? Youre not my girlfriend anymore so...
Tag: No, not my touchie.
Ross: By the way, the week before your wedding you may not see a lot of me. (She glares at him and he quickly makes his way to Phoebes room.)
Ross: The wheel has not been my friend tonight Joey. Uh, Ill take another question.
The Casting Director: An Italian Catholic immigrant at this time would not be
Chandler: Why not?
Phoebe: Yeah, why not?
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
Rachel: Joey, yknow that you could just not throw the sticks up in the air.
ROSS: No. You're just gonna have to accept the fact that you're just friends now, OK, you're not... rommmates anymore.
Rachel: I'm not gonna gooo, so I think that will accomplish the not going.
Rachel: No, I'm not blushing, I'm sunburnt! From, you know, the rain.
Phoebe: No, I do not hear that.
Rachel: Why, why not?
Rachel: Nooo! Nooooo! You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!
Joey: All right, I should get going, big day a work. Yknow Im in a coma? Today, they do this test on me and it turns out Im not brain dead.
Rachel: Oh, I would love some. But y'know what? Y'know what? Let's not drink it here. I'm feeling kinda crazy. You wanna go to Newark?
Charlie: Well... I'm just thinking that maybe he's not the right guy to be with right now, maybe I should be with someone... I have more in common with. You know what I mean?
Monica: Oh my God, shes not gonna like the chicken that night either is she?!
Rachel: Yeah and well drop it off downstairs so that were not tempted.
Ross: Why am I not surprised?
Monica: Why not?!
Joey: Yknow what Ross? Im not gonna let you get away with this!
Joey: Hey! How is New England not a state? Huh? They have a sports-team!
Ross: Its not like we dont know how to party!!
Rachel: What? Wait a minute. What are you saying, that Im a pushover? Im not a pushover.
Charlie: Not so much, no. He had clearly memorized all the stuff to say, and some of it didn't even make any sense.
Monica: Did you also have his album, It's Not Easy Being Green?
CHANDLER: [throws it across the room while Eddie's not looking] Listen Eddie, um, I've been thinking about our current living situation and uh, why are you smiling?
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Ross: Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed...
Chandler: Well thats not fair, youve already had some!
Monica: It's just... It's hard enough not seeing you during the week, but for Christmas... alright, if this is what you have to do, I understand.
Rachel: I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the phone (Joey in a childish attempt to not hear what Rachel is about to say, puts his fingers in his ears and starts to scream loudly. Rachel turns and walks out upon seeing that Joey's not gonna listen, and as she exits Chandler walks in and sees Joey in his current state.)
Ross: Yeah but after you said it was okay, I figured, "Why not?!"
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!
Tag: If this is your idea of sexy talk? (Shakes his head that its not working.)
Chandler: Okay. It's not different at all, is it?
Monica: I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt.
Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
Tag: Its not here.
Joey: Look I dont know this baby. I dont know if shes a famous artist or not. You know, and I dont want to be a jerk but youre changing too much around here.
Tag: I did not!
Phoebe: Thats not mine.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is not doing the dishes. She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like shes actually doing the dishes.]
Chandler: Well, youre not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes
Ross: Do not rush me!!
Chandler: I have a weird feeling about this place. (pause) How do I know that they are not gonna secretly videotape me and put it all over the internet.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]
Chandler: Not like that, I won't! (pauses) Kip would have liked the birds! (Joey turns and gives Chandler a dirty look)
Monica: Doesn't matter, I'll get 'em tomorrow. Or not. Whenever. (He goes to her room.)
Joey: No. Rosita does not move.
Joey: (not buying it) Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Or, or Im the one who dates her.