words in movies
Monica: I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. (Joey laughs and Monica glares at him.)
Monica: I would love too, but I cant! I mean I just cant, you know that Im not good at confrontation.
Joey: Hey, Mon! Im not doing anything, why dont you fire me?
Chandler: I say, Drew! Are you seeing anybody right now? (Drew looks at him) Og-ee-op, Im not asking for me, Im I mean No, Im-Im not gay, Im not asking you out. Im not-Im not-Im not gay!
Drew: Ahh, I just got out of a big relationship, Im not looking for any thing serious.
Chandler: See, Im not bad at this fixing up thing, huh?
Ross: Not her. Yeah, this is someone else I meet, and I-I cant decide between the two of them. Yknow the one from Poughkeepsie, even though shes a two hour train ride away, is really pretty, really smart, and-and a lot of fun. But this other girl, well, she lives right uptown. Yknow shes, well shes-shes just as pretty, I guess shes smart, shes not fun.
Ross: Well, I-I want to give her another chance, yknow? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that wasif she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasnt kidding, shes not fun, shes stupid, and kind of a racist.
Chandler: Why not?! Id be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to getoh I see.
[Scene: Allesandros, continued from earlier. The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up.]
Chandler: Im not Jewish, so
Rachel: Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?
Monica: Thats not funny.
The Waiter: Well thats not true.
Rachel: No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!
Janine: No! Of course we can still hang out with them. Just yknow, not two nights in a row. Okay?
Rachel: What? Guys, I'm not.
Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if it's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not gonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away.
Monica: (shocked) You're not gonna be here New Year's Eve??
Chandler: Could you not narrate?
Ross: No, it's not just that. It's justI want someone who... who does something for me, y'know? Who gets my heart pounding, who... who makes me, uh... (begins to stare lovingly at Rachel)
Rachel: All right, so are we not having dinner at all?
Carol: Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller.
Monica: Hello, people who do not live here.
Chandler (nearly weeping): I was not ready for this today!
Rachel: I, I didn't say any... I sw... I did not say anything, I swear. He stopped by.
Chandler: Come on, Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, ok? The Rachel thing's not happening, your ex-wife is a lesbianI don't think we need a third...
Chandler: Not a one.
Rachel: Oh, not much. I-I got a job.
Ross: Me. Was that not clear? Hey, why don't, um, why don't I just join you both, here?
Mr Zelner: This may surprise you, but re-hiring fired employees, is not my main job.
Ross: No, youve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And Im not going to tell you what song Im gonna play either. But uh, lets just say when its over Ill bet there will be a we bit o celebration.
Joey: But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man! (Runs away.)
Woman: Yeah, well, now you're kinda not.
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
Phoebe: Okay. Then, take the tiara back and let me hold the musket again. (He hands it to her and Phoebe poses in front of one of those small mirrors.) Somethings missing. Its not Okay oh, let me see the ring my friend picked out.
Joey: Get the ball, ready? Get the ball, get the ball! (Joey pretends to throw it, but really doesnt, and the dog goes running off.) Well, youre cute, but youre not too smart!
Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!
Phoebe: No I'm not. No! If anything I'm making you look better! They'll see you talking to me and that's--I'm a hit!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.
Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!
Ross: Well ah, Aunt Silvia was, well not a nice person.
Rachel: Sometimes just nodding is ok. (pause) Uhm, so but anyway, listen, not marrying Barry was the best decision that I ever, ever made. Honey, you deserve true love. Your soulmate is out there, somewhere. Someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun and that you care about!
Chandler: And yet, believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I can be assured that she will be no threat to herself, or others.
Monica: Why not?
Aurora: It's not Rick.
Joey: Look, do you want the ring or not?!
Ross: Can you please not do that feet first? You know where his injury is! Severed toe, you just said it!
Chandler: C'mon, we're great together, why not?
JOEY: Can't help you, I'm not wearing any.
Hypnosis Tape: You are falling fast asleep. Deeper. Deeper. Deeper. You are now completely asleep. You dont need to smoke. Cigarettes dont control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. A strong, confident woman.
Joey: Oh my God! Thats huge! (Hugs him.) Wait a minute, why come I wasnt invited? And who was going to be your best man? Dont say, "Ross." Do not say, "Ross."
Rachel: Im not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldnt.
Joey: Good, and hey! My treat. (He turns to go into his bedroom then stops.) But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
Monica: You did not go!
Carol: Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? 'Cause I think that borders on child abuse.
Ross: (acts surprised) What? (pause) Why not?
Ross: No, no, no. I'm not in the zone.
Monica: Why not?
Joey: Uh no, not really. It's an independent film y'know? So we don't have a real big budget. I figured I'd just stay in your room.
Monica: No, you are not. We tell you stuff.
Phoebe: Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring. See, if Im not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity
Rachel: Okay Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job! This is not you!
Chandler: All right look, if youre not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!
Rachel: That's not European!
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
Joey: Uhh, thats not them. Im gonna go call the police.
Joey: I dont know! But he did not eat your face cream!
Joey: Not me.
Chandler: Oh, dont say that! Dont say that. Thats not true. Is it?
Joey: What theyre not invited?! Oh no, thats terrible! Theyre gonna be crushed!
Ross: Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch.
Phoebe: Maybe that's 'cause she's not really gone.
Ross: (sarcastic) I don't see why not.
(Mr. Douglas screws up his eyes, trying to credit what Bing has just said, but turning to follow Nina down the corridor, he realises Bing must be telling the truth, since he would not have any personal interest in the girl, would he?)
Janice: Oh, too soon, too schmoon. Face it honey, I am not letting you get away this time.
Chandler: All right, but I should warn you, Im not going. Im going. (Does The Face while saying that last part.)
Ross: Oh, I hope they're not ruined.
Monica: My God! Chandler, we said be 'aloof' not 'a doof'.
Ross: No, they're not.
Monica: I am not wrong.
Chandler: it was like the Algonquin kids table. (They all laugh, but Joey only laughs not to be left out.)
Fake Monica: That I was not expecting.
Ross: But I'm not! (pause). You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food...
Ross: You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
Monica: Yknow, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.
Monica: That's not a question.
Ross: Oh, please. I am not singing to your stomach, ok?
Joey: Nope, not that one.
Monica: Well, not... worried, just... wondering.
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
JOEY: So, you're not mad at me for getting fired and everything?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing. Joey is not there.]
Monica: How can you smoke in this day of age? Do you not seen that ad with a little kid walks to grandpa, it�s chilling.
Ross: Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?
Joey: Well, not so good. She definitely thinks tonight is the night we're gonna... complete the transaction, if you know what I...
Ross: Hey, y'know, this is so not what I needed right now.
Phoebe: So-so you're really not going?
Joey: Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.
Chandler: You can say that because she's not your mom.
Chandler: What...? That's not you! Life is good again! Ride 'em cowgirl!
Joey: I suddenly had the feeling that I was falling. But I'm not.
Ross: No, Im serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if shes not where you are, then you can start to move past this.
Rachel: I dont care, Im not going anywhere.
Ross: Well... not in the same way...
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Phoebe: That's not very enlightened!
Phoebe: She is lying! And I bet I can prove it. Excuse me. (She grabs Ursulas purse and starts going through it and finds some papers.) Okay. Okay. YeahNot a prayer chain, but what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. (Holds up her nametag.) Okay, heres the nametag from the restaurant where she works as a waitress! Not a teacher, a waitress. All right, heres her driver license, this oughta be good, she always lies about this. How old did she say she was?
Ross: Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it.
Phoebe: (turning from Ross.) No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's just an old Wonton!