words in movies
Phoebe: Not if nothing happens. Why can't... why can't we just hang out as friends?
Mr. Geller: I understand completely, theres nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.
Joey: Look, theres nothing I can do for him right now, hes still in his sweat pants, thats still Phase One. Y'know? Ill be back for Phase Two, I would never miss Phase Two.
[Scene: Central Perk, ??????? is playing, as Chandler peaks his head out of the storage closet and sneaks back to his seat and pretends he's reading something. Then a short while later Monica pokes her head out of the closet and sneaks back to her seat and sits down, pretending as if nothing has happened.]
Chandler: (watching TV, in fact, ER is on.) Nothing! It's over! Dammit! This is regularly scheduled programming!
(They all go into the kitchen. Just then, Rachel comes back from the bathroom; she had removed her dress and is wearing nothing but a lace nightie. She tries to find someplace seductive to wait for Joshua. She tries to sit on the piano, but it makes too much noise. So she goes over to the couch and kinda half lays down to wait for Joshua. Joshua comes in from the kitchen, sees Rachel, and freezes.)
Joey: Oh, nothing, no. Its an acting exercise, Im practising my fake laugh.
Earl: Oh yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. Ive been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no ones even looked up from their desk. Hang-hang on. (To the people standing around his cubicle.) Hey everybody! Uh, Im gonna kill myself! (Theres no response; no one even looks up.) Ill get back to ya. (To Phoebe) I got nothing. Wait. (He sets the phone down.) Uh, hey Marge! (Mimes putting a gun to his head, pulling the trigger, and splattering his brain on the wall behind him. Then points to himself. Marge watches this, then goes back to work.) (To Phoebe) Ehh, nothing. Nothing.
Phoebe: You dont know him. Its not important. He wants nothing to do with me or the baby. (She sits down like shes pregnant.)
Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!
Monica: Oh nothing Im justjust was yawning. (Mimics the groan from before and stretches.)
Ross: Absolutely! You'll love the feeling! There's nothing like it!
Joey: (very satisfied and smiling) That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.
Chandler: This is okay. Were all adults here; theres nothing to be ashamed of. Now, lets put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door. (They do so and find Mr. Geller leaning against a wall stunned.)
(He happily gestures at Chandler that there was nothing to worry about, then exits. Rachel and Monica are concerned for poor Phoebe, who slides back down next to Ross.)
Mrs. Geller: Theres nothing to discuss. Were not paying for your wine cellar.
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Joey: Oh hey whoa-whoa, dont worry. Okay. When my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing.
Monica: Chandler theres nothing wrong with crying! I mean you dont have to be so macho all the time.
Joey: Yeah, toast, oatmeal... nothing that spatters.
The Director: Look Joey, theres nothing I can do. Besides, youre probably gonna be out by four anyway. Weve just got one short scene. Its just you and Richard, and God knows hes a pro. Youll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.
MONICA: Nothing, I just heard something nice about you.
Ross: Okay. He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. Okay? And for him to have the courage to walk back in here like nothing happened...
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You dont have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!
Chandler: Look, Im sorry! But theres nothing I can do, I think Im in love with her!
Ross: Because whats going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you.
Rachel: (jumps at the chance to make that happen) Oh! There's nothing above your bed!!
Dr. Green: Oh? Really? Thats what my daughter means to you? Nothing?
Monica: Nothing, um, it's just, um... It's Roger.
Kim: Yeah, nothing happen. You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.
[Scene: Atlantic City, New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex.]
Rachel: Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine.
Monica: Chandler, there is nothing in there that concerns you! If you love me you-youll let it go.
Phoebe: Its hard to believe that just a little while ago this was nothing but ingredients.
Chandler: Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
Rachel: I mean Im probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean whats 2%? Thats nothing.
Joey: I, I dont get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again.
Mrs. Tribbiani: Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy! I mean, it's nice, he has a hobby.
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Ross: You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.
Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s nothing else, then the two of us should talk.
Phoebe: Yeah, and you have nothing to worry about 'cos they're all crap!
Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!
Ross: Nothing. But the complaint department at the condom company got an earful. And then when I turned around she was gone.
Monica: Nothing.
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
Joey: Chandler, come on nothing even happened!
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
Ross: Nothing. Nothing nothing nothing.
Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-
Rachel: Ok, ok, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.
Chandler: Nothing, Monica and I had a stupid fight.
Phoebe: Nothing, nothing.
Young Ethan: You know, you read about it, you see it in the movies. Even when you practice it at home, man oh man, it is nothing like that.
Joey: She was nothing compared to you.
Joey: Y'know, I've done nothing but crappy plays for six years. And I finally get my shot, and I blow it!
Jester: Look, its like I told you, theres nothing I can do. You signed for it, Monica Velula Geller.
Joey: Well nothing yet, they really hate you and I want to fit in.
Chandler: There is nothing like the support of your loving wife, huh?
Chandler: This is great, another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for.
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Monica: Rachel, there's nothing in it.
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Ross: (getting up) Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-Ill go to my lawyers office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth(leans down to Megs ear)Nothing!!
Monica: No-no. Nothing wrong about that.
Chandler: Oh, it's nothing, it's a little thing... I hate that guy.
ROSS: You know what? You know what? If, things were the other way around, there's nothing you could put on a list that would ever make me not want to be with you.
Mrs. Lynch: No. Nothing. Imagine, if she had just stepped off that curb a few seconds later.
SUSIE: Alright. Now I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. Take your clothes off.
Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
Ross: No wait, okay, okay, I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing, okay? And you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of.
Monica: Nothing. Im gonna take a shower.
MNCA: Nothing, just never seen you in little stretchy pants before.
Richard: Wow. Y'know were back where we were. Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothings changed.
Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if youre horrible, how would I know?
Ross: no, no, no there's nothing wrong with you I mean you don't strike me as the type of person that wants to get married anyway.
Monica: Oh my God! I have nothing left to teach you! (they hug)
Monica: There's nothing we can do. You erased the message!
Will: I actually know what youre talking about. Im here to tell you something my friend, you can eat and eat and eat but nothing will ever fill that void.
CHAN: [nervous] What? Nothing.
Phoebe: Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys.
Phoebe: Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts.
Chandler: Well, the movie was great, dinner was great, and theres nothing like a cool, crisp New York evening.
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
MONICA: Nothing.
Mrs. Geller: Nothing! It's an expression.
Ross: No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just, I just don't think breast milk is for adults.
Joey: Oh hey, you should be excited about him. Theres nothing wrong with him hes a good guy.
Ross: Listen. Oh hey, hey, the important thing was that she meant, she meant nothing to me!
Joey: Nothing. Its just old and dingy, thats all.
Mrs. Geller: Its nothing, its just that now your Father owes me five dollars.
CAROL: Nothing. Ok, everything. I think we're calling off the wedding.
Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)
Chandler: He's got nothing!
Joey: Thats what that was?! Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.
Monica: Score!! 7 to nothing!
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Ross: Nothing I do means anything, really.
Monica: Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together.