words in movies
Nurse: Fill this out and bring it back to me.
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
Nurse: Im sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have.
Nurse: Im sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff
Chandler: (to nurse) Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?
Nurse: You're that stupid.
Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
Nurse: Why?
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course its a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. Its set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]
Nurse: (Grimacing) Mmm hmmm.
Nurse: Well, you know your insurance will cover that.
Nurse: All right, honey, time to start pushing.
Nurse: Breathe, breathe, breathe...
Nurse: It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you?
Nurse: Out!
(They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks she's heard it all before.)
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
(Monica returns with the nurse and they go into Nana's room.)
Nurse: (angrily) You go get that animal outta here.
Nurse: This almost never happens!
Nurse: Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we cant guarantee a private room and currently theyre all unavailable.
Chandler: Joeys gonna be thrilled! He was hoping youd come by as a slutty nurse.
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!
[Scene: The Western front during World War I, Phoebe, in yet another past life, is once again a nurse tending to yet another dying soldier. But this time she's doing it with a French accent.]
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Nurse: Excuse me... This hospital is for people!
Nurse: My god. You still have your Christmas lights up?
Nurse: (to Joey) Breathe, breathe, breathe.
Joey: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's (notices the nurse looking at him strangely) I was justyeah, right. Push! Push!
(Nana passes for the second time and the nurse pulls the blanket over her. Ross and Monica go to tell the family)
Nurse: Dr. Burke will see you know.
Nurse: Hi.
Nurse: (not sure what to do with that) Okay
Male Nurse: Hey!
(A male nurse enters.)
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
Nurse: Now, which of you is the father? (Points to Joey and Ross)
Nurse: Well
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Hi.
Male Nurse: Rachel.
Delivery Room Nurse: No.
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
Rachel: (stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.
Nurse: You are an idiot. (She hands over a blank form).
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
[Scene: The Emergency Room. The officious admissions nurse is again on duty. Rachel and Monica enter, looking worried. As they approach the desk, Rachel adopts a winning smile, while Monica struggles to smile at all.]
Nurse #2: Its not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Remorays a miracle worker. Look, here he comes.
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
Ross: Y'know how-how the nurse said that-that Nana had passed? Well, she's not, quite..
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Ross: Okay. Okay. (To the nurse behind the desk.) Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. Im Ross Geller. We-we called from the car.
Chandler: Weirdest thing. Did I hear(A nurse opens the privacy screen and Chandler sees Janice)Mother of God its true!
Rachel: Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn
Nurse: Okay Rachel, are you comfortable?
Nurse: Why dont we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow. (Does so.)
Joey: Yeah. Listen to the slutty nurse.
Nurse #1: This poor guys been in a coma for five years. Its hopeless.
(Meanwhile, Rachel has taken another call, from a nurse she'd hoped never to hear from again.)
Nurse: Hi!
Nurse: This is a hospital.
Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Nurse: Hes in room 816.
Nurse: Dr. Drake who?
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Ross: The nurse said theyre bringing in another woman.
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
(Theres a knock on the door and the Nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Nurse: (calling to the woman) This rooms available.
Ross: Thank you. (The nurse exits.)
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Nurse: I dont think the next patient is very far along.
Ross: Yeah. Shes putting her down now, thats her. (Points to the nurse putting Emma now.)
Nurse: (To Ross) Rossy, we're ready for you.
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Nurse: Ill come back for her later.
Chandler: So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?
Nurse: Youve done all you can Dr. Wesley. You have got to let her go.
(a nurse walks in)
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Monica: Okay. Lets hurryOh wait! Do we have a condom? (He looks at her.) Oh right! (Laughs and they resume making out when a nurse catches them in the act.)
Ross: Oh. Yeah. (Sarcastically) Uh Chandler let me win. No, Chandlers really strong. Oh my arm is so sore. Oh nurse! (Waddles over to Mona.)
Nurse: He's under sedation, so he's pretty much out.
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Monica: (to the nurse) Hi, (tiny laugh) um, I'm gonna need a new set of (tiny laugh) these forms (tiny laugh).
(A nurse shows another couple into the room.)
Nurse: Hey, she just woke up! Shes hungry. Why dont we give this another try?
Nurse: Absolutely.
Nurse: We'll just get him cleaned up a bit.
(Rachel glares at the nurse, who gives Monica a form attached to a clipboard.)
(The nurse comes out of Nana's room.)
Nurse: Mr. Bing? (Chandler jumps up) Here you are! You'll go into that room and deposit your specimen into the container.
(A nurse gives Monica a pair of scissors. Monica gives it to Chandler, and they cut it together.)
Mona: Umm, actually Im just a nurse.
Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long cant be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.