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Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Chandler: Weirdest thing. Did I hear(A nurse opens the privacy screen and Chandler sees Janice)Mother of God its true!
Nurse: Okay Rachel, are you comfortable?
Nurse: Why dont we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow. (Does so.)
Rachel: Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn
Joey: Yeah. Listen to the slutty nurse.
(Meanwhile, Rachel has taken another call, from a nurse she'd hoped never to hear from again.)
Nurse: Hi!
Nurse #1: This poor guys been in a coma for five years. Its hopeless.
Nurse: Dr. Drake who?
Nurse: This is a hospital.
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Nurse: Hes in room 816.
Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?
Ross: The nurse said theyre bringing in another woman.
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Ross: Thank you. (The nurse exits.)
Nurse: (calling to the woman) This rooms available.
Ross: Yeah. Shes putting her down now, thats her. (Points to the nurse putting Emma now.)
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Nurse: I dont think the next patient is very far along.
(Theres a knock on the door and the Nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Nurse: Absolutely.
Nurse: Ill come back for her later.
(a nurse walks in)
Monica: Okay. Lets hurryOh wait! Do we have a condom? (He looks at her.) Oh right! (Laughs and they resume making out when a nurse catches them in the act.)
Chandler: So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?
Nurse: (To Ross) Rossy, we're ready for you.
Nurse: Youve done all you can Dr. Wesley. You have got to let her go.
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Nurse: Hey, she just woke up! Shes hungry. Why dont we give this another try?
Nurse: He's under sedation, so he's pretty much out.
Nurse: We'll just get him cleaned up a bit.
(The nurse comes out of Nana's room.)
(Rachel glares at the nurse, who gives Monica a form attached to a clipboard.)
Monica: (to the nurse) Hi, (tiny laugh) um, I'm gonna need a new set of (tiny laugh) these forms (tiny laugh).
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
(A nurse shows another couple into the room.)
Ross: Oh. Yeah. (Sarcastically) Uh Chandler let me win. No, Chandlers really strong. Oh my arm is so sore. Oh nurse! (Waddles over to Mona.)
Nurse: Mr. Bing? (Chandler jumps up) Here you are! You'll go into that room and deposit your specimen into the container.
(A nurse gives Monica a pair of scissors. Monica gives it to Chandler, and they cut it together.)
Nurse: Its all right honey, it takes some babies a while to get it, but dont worry. Itll happen.
Mona: Umm, actually Im just a nurse.
Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long cant be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
Nurse: Right! We have a semi-private labor room waiting for you. So in just a minute
Nurse: Hey! Are you ready to try nursing again?
Joey: Well how about this one? Testing the effects of Joey Tribbiani on attractive nurse receptionists.
[Scene: Lydia's Hospital Room, Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well.]
Nurse: Fill this out and bring it back to me.
Nurse: Okay. Have you started having contractions?
Ross: Oh my God! Im sorry, I was talking to this nurse, completely forgot.
(Another nurse wheels the next pregnant woman in.)
(The nurse attending to the babies hears this, turns and stares at Chandler. Chandler moves Monica to the side and away from the nurse.)
Chandler: Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.
Joey: Well hey-hey if she needs any idea for costumes, she could be a bikini model, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader huhOoh-ooh, Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw MassacreNo-no-no! Slutty Leatherface.
Chandler: (To the nurse at the nurses' station) My specimen is in the room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there. Really helped speed the process along! (walks towards the common area and sees Janice is still there) Janice! You're not... gone?
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Nurse: Im sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have.
Nurse: Im sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
Chandler: (to nurse) Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course its a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. Its set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]
Nurse: Why?
Nurse: It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you?
Nurse: You're that stupid.
Nurse: (Grimacing) Mmm hmmm.
Nurse: Well, you know your insurance will cover that.
Nurse: (angrily) You go get that animal outta here.
Nurse: Breathe, breathe, breathe...
Nurse: All right, honey, time to start pushing.
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Nurse: Out!
(They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks she's heard it all before.)
Nurse: This almost never happens!
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Nurse: (to Joey) Breathe, breathe, breathe.
Nurse: Excuse me... This hospital is for people!
Nurse: My god. You still have your Christmas lights up?
Nurse: Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we cant guarantee a private room and currently theyre all unavailable.
Joey: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's (notices the nurse looking at him strangely) I was justyeah, right. Push! Push!
Chandler: Joeys gonna be thrilled! He was hoping youd come by as a slutty nurse.
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!
[Scene: The Western front during World War I, Phoebe, in yet another past life, is once again a nurse tending to yet another dying soldier. But this time she's doing it with a French accent.]
Nurse: Dr. Burke will see you know.
(Monica returns with the nurse and they go into Nana's room.)
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Nurse: Hi.
Nurse: (not sure what to do with that) Okay
Male Nurse: Rachel.
Delivery Room Nurse: No.
Nurse: Now, which of you is the father? (Points to Joey and Ross)
Nurse: Well
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Hi.
Male Nurse: Hey!
(A male nurse enters.)