words in movies
Rachel: (stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.
Nurse: Absolutely.
Nurse: He's under sedation, so he's pretty much out.
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.
(The nurse attending to the babies hears this, turns and stares at Chandler. Chandler moves Monica to the side and away from the nurse.)
Chandler: Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.
Joey: Well hey-hey if she needs any idea for costumes, she could be a bikini model, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader huhOoh-ooh, Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw MassacreNo-no-no! Slutty Leatherface.
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Nurse: Fill this out and bring it back to me.
Nurse: Im sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
Nurse: Im sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have.
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Chandler: (to nurse) Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?
Nurse: Why?
Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course its a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. Its set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]
Nurse: You're that stupid.
Nurse: Breathe, breathe, breathe...
Nurse: (Grimacing) Mmm hmmm.
Nurse: Well, you know your insurance will cover that.
Nurse: It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you?
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Nurse: All right, honey, time to start pushing.
(They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks she's heard it all before.)
Nurse: Out!
Nurse: (angrily) You go get that animal outta here.
Nurse: Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we cant guarantee a private room and currently theyre all unavailable.
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Nurse: My god. You still have your Christmas lights up?
Nurse: This almost never happens!
Nurse: Excuse me... This hospital is for people!
Nurse: (to Joey) Breathe, breathe, breathe.
Joey: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's (notices the nurse looking at him strangely) I was justyeah, right. Push! Push!
Chandler: Joeys gonna be thrilled! He was hoping youd come by as a slutty nurse.
Nurse: Dr. Burke will see you know.
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!
[Scene: The Western front during World War I, Phoebe, in yet another past life, is once again a nurse tending to yet another dying soldier. But this time she's doing it with a French accent.]
(Monica returns with the nurse and they go into Nana's room.)
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
Delivery Room Nurse: No.
Nurse: Now, which of you is the father? (Points to Joey and Ross)
Nurse: Well
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Hi.
Male Nurse: Rachel.
Nurse: Hi.
Nurse: (not sure what to do with that) Okay
Nurse: You are an idiot. (She hands over a blank form).
Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
Male Nurse: Hey!
(A male nurse enters.)
(Nana passes for the second time and the nurse pulls the blanket over her. Ross and Monica go to tell the family)
Nurse #2: Its not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Remorays a miracle worker. Look, here he comes.
[Scene: The Emergency Room. The officious admissions nurse is again on duty. Rachel and Monica enter, looking worried. As they approach the desk, Rachel adopts a winning smile, while Monica struggles to smile at all.]
(Meanwhile, Rachel has taken another call, from a nurse she'd hoped never to hear from again.)
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
Ross: Y'know how-how the nurse said that-that Nana had passed? Well, she's not, quite..
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
Chandler: Weirdest thing. Did I hear(A nurse opens the privacy screen and Chandler sees Janice)Mother of God its true!
Nurse: Okay Rachel, are you comfortable?
Nurse: Why dont we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow. (Does so.)
Rachel: Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Ross: Okay. Okay. (To the nurse behind the desk.) Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. Im Ross Geller. We-we called from the car.
Joey: Yeah. Listen to the slutty nurse.
Nurse #1: This poor guys been in a coma for five years. Its hopeless.
Nurse: Hi!
Nurse: This is a hospital.
Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?
Nurse: Dr. Drake who?
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Nurse: Hes in room 816.
Ross: The nurse said theyre bringing in another woman.
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Nurse: (calling to the woman) This rooms available.
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Ross: Thank you. (The nurse exits.)
(Theres a knock on the door and the Nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Nurse: I dont think the next patient is very far along.
Ross: Yeah. Shes putting her down now, thats her. (Points to the nurse putting Emma now.)
Nurse: (To Ross) Rossy, we're ready for you.
Nurse: Ill come back for her later.
Nurse: Youve done all you can Dr. Wesley. You have got to let her go.
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Nurse: Hey, she just woke up! Shes hungry. Why dont we give this another try?
Monica: Okay. Lets hurryOh wait! Do we have a condom? (He looks at her.) Oh right! (Laughs and they resume making out when a nurse catches them in the act.)
(a nurse walks in)
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Chandler: So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?
Nurse: We'll just get him cleaned up a bit.
Nurse: Mr. Bing? (Chandler jumps up) Here you are! You'll go into that room and deposit your specimen into the container.
Monica: (to the nurse) Hi, (tiny laugh) um, I'm gonna need a new set of (tiny laugh) these forms (tiny laugh).
Ross: Oh. Yeah. (Sarcastically) Uh Chandler let me win. No, Chandlers really strong. Oh my arm is so sore. Oh nurse! (Waddles over to Mona.)
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
(Rachel glares at the nurse, who gives Monica a form attached to a clipboard.)
(A nurse shows another couple into the room.)
(The nurse comes out of Nana's room.)
(A nurse gives Monica a pair of scissors. Monica gives it to Chandler, and they cut it together.)
Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long cant be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
Nurse: Hey! Are you ready to try nursing again?
Mona: Umm, actually Im just a nurse.