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Joey: Well how about this one? Testing the effects of Joey Tribbiani on attractive nurse receptionists.
Ross: Okay. Okay. (To the nurse behind the desk.) Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. Im Ross Geller. We-we called from the car.
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
Chandler: Weirdest thing. Did I hear(A nurse opens the privacy screen and Chandler sees Janice)Mother of God its true!
Nurse: Okay Rachel, are you comfortable?
Nurse: Why dont we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow. (Does so.)
Nurse: This is a hospital.
Joey: Yeah. Listen to the slutty nurse.
Rachel: Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn
(Meanwhile, Rachel has taken another call, from a nurse she'd hoped never to hear from again.)
Nurse: Hi!
Nurse #1: This poor guys been in a coma for five years. Its hopeless.
Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?
Ross: The nurse said theyre bringing in another woman.
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Nurse: Dr. Drake who?
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
Nurse: I dont think the next patient is very far along.
Nurse: Hes in room 816.
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Ross: Yeah. Shes putting her down now, thats her. (Points to the nurse putting Emma now.)
Nurse: (calling to the woman) This rooms available.
(Theres a knock on the door and the Nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Ross: Thank you. (The nurse exits.)
Nurse: (To Ross) Rossy, we're ready for you.
(a nurse walks in)
Nurse: Ill come back for her later.
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Nurse: Youve done all you can Dr. Wesley. You have got to let her go.
Monica: Okay. Lets hurryOh wait! Do we have a condom? (He looks at her.) Oh right! (Laughs and they resume making out when a nurse catches them in the act.)
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Chandler: So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?
Nurse: He's under sedation, so he's pretty much out.
Nurse: We'll just get him cleaned up a bit.
Nurse: Hey, she just woke up! Shes hungry. Why dont we give this another try?
Nurse: Absolutely.
Monica: (to the nurse) Hi, (tiny laugh) um, I'm gonna need a new set of (tiny laugh) these forms (tiny laugh).
(Rachel glares at the nurse, who gives Monica a form attached to a clipboard.)
(The nurse comes out of Nana's room.)
(A nurse shows another couple into the room.)
Ross: Oh. Yeah. (Sarcastically) Uh Chandler let me win. No, Chandlers really strong. Oh my arm is so sore. Oh nurse! (Waddles over to Mona.)
Nurse: Mr. Bing? (Chandler jumps up) Here you are! You'll go into that room and deposit your specimen into the container.
(A nurse gives Monica a pair of scissors. Monica gives it to Chandler, and they cut it together.)
Nurse: Its all right honey, it takes some babies a while to get it, but dont worry. Itll happen.
Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long cant be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
Nurse: Right! We have a semi-private labor room waiting for you. So in just a minute
Mona: Umm, actually Im just a nurse.
Nurse: Hey! Are you ready to try nursing again?
[Scene: Lydia's Hospital Room, Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well.]
Joey: Well hey-hey if she needs any idea for costumes, she could be a bikini model, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader huhOoh-ooh, Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw MassacreNo-no-no! Slutty Leatherface.
Chandler: (To the nurse at the nurses' station) My specimen is in the room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there. Really helped speed the process along! (walks towards the common area and sees Janice is still there) Janice! You're not... gone?
Ross: Oh my God! Im sorry, I was talking to this nurse, completely forgot.
Chandler: Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.
Nurse: Okay. Have you started having contractions?
(Another nurse wheels the next pregnant woman in.)
(The nurse attending to the babies hears this, turns and stares at Chandler. Chandler moves Monica to the side and away from the nurse.)
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Nurse: Im sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have.
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
Nurse: Fill this out and bring it back to me.
Nurse: Im sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff
Nurse: It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you?
Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course its a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. Its set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]
Nurse: You're that stupid.
Nurse: Well, you know your insurance will cover that.
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Chandler: (to nurse) Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?
Nurse: Why?
Nurse: (Grimacing) Mmm hmmm.
Nurse: Breathe, breathe, breathe...
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Nurse: Out!
(They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks she's heard it all before.)
Nurse: All right, honey, time to start pushing.
Nurse: (angrily) You go get that animal outta here.
Joey: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's (notices the nurse looking at him strangely) I was justyeah, right. Push! Push!
Nurse: Excuse me... This hospital is for people!
Nurse: My god. You still have your Christmas lights up?
Nurse: (to Joey) Breathe, breathe, breathe.
Chandler: Joeys gonna be thrilled! He was hoping youd come by as a slutty nurse.
Nurse: This almost never happens!
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Nurse: Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we cant guarantee a private room and currently theyre all unavailable.
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!
[Scene: The Western front during World War I, Phoebe, in yet another past life, is once again a nurse tending to yet another dying soldier. But this time she's doing it with a French accent.]
(Monica returns with the nurse and they go into Nana's room.)
Nurse: Dr. Burke will see you know.
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
Nurse: Hi.
Nurse: (not sure what to do with that) Okay
Nurse: Now, which of you is the father? (Points to Joey and Ross)
Nurse: Well
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Hi.
Male Nurse: Hey!
Male Nurse: Rachel.
Delivery Room Nurse: No.