words in movies
Nurse: (To Ross) Rossy, we're ready for you.
(The nurse attending to the babies hears this, turns and stares at Chandler. Chandler moves Monica to the side and away from the nurse.)
Chandler: Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.
Joey: Well hey-hey if she needs any idea for costumes, she could be a bikini model, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader huhOoh-ooh, Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw MassacreNo-no-no! Slutty Leatherface.
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Nurse: Im sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have.
Nurse: Im sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff
Nurse: Fill this out and bring it back to me.
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Chandler: (to nurse) Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?
Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course its a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. Its set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]
Nurse: Why?
Nurse: (Grimacing) Mmm hmmm.
Nurse: You're that stupid.
Nurse: It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you?
Nurse: Well, you know your insurance will cover that.
Nurse: Breathe, breathe, breathe...
Nurse: All right, honey, time to start pushing.
Nurse: Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we cant guarantee a private room and currently theyre all unavailable.
(They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks she's heard it all before.)
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Nurse: Excuse me... This hospital is for people!
Nurse: Out!
Nurse: (angrily) You go get that animal outta here.
Nurse: This almost never happens!
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Nurse: My god. You still have your Christmas lights up?
Nurse: (to Joey) Breathe, breathe, breathe.
Nurse: Now, which of you is the father? (Points to Joey and Ross)
Chandler: Joeys gonna be thrilled! He was hoping youd come by as a slutty nurse.
Joey: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's (notices the nurse looking at him strangely) I was justyeah, right. Push! Push!
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!
(Monica returns with the nurse and they go into Nana's room.)
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Nurse: Dr. Burke will see you know.
Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
[Scene: The Western front during World War I, Phoebe, in yet another past life, is once again a nurse tending to yet another dying soldier. But this time she's doing it with a French accent.]
Nurse: Hi.
Nurse: (not sure what to do with that) Okay
Nurse: Well
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Hi.
Delivery Room Nurse: No.
Male Nurse: Rachel.
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Male Nurse: Hey!
(A male nurse enters.)
Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
Rachel: (stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.
Nurse #2: Its not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Remorays a miracle worker. Look, here he comes.
(Nana passes for the second time and the nurse pulls the blanket over her. Ross and Monica go to tell the family)
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
Nurse: You are an idiot. (She hands over a blank form).
[Scene: The Emergency Room. The officious admissions nurse is again on duty. Rachel and Monica enter, looking worried. As they approach the desk, Rachel adopts a winning smile, while Monica struggles to smile at all.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
Ross: Y'know how-how the nurse said that-that Nana had passed? Well, she's not, quite..
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Nurse: Okay Rachel, are you comfortable?
Ross: Okay. Okay. (To the nurse behind the desk.) Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. Im Ross Geller. We-we called from the car.
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
Chandler: Weirdest thing. Did I hear(A nurse opens the privacy screen and Chandler sees Janice)Mother of God its true!
Nurse #1: This poor guys been in a coma for five years. Its hopeless.
(Meanwhile, Rachel has taken another call, from a nurse she'd hoped never to hear from again.)
Nurse: Hi!
Nurse: Why dont we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow. (Does so.)
Joey: Yeah. Listen to the slutty nurse.
Rachel: Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Nurse: This is a hospital.
Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?
Ross: The nurse said theyre bringing in another woman.
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Nurse: Dr. Drake who?
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Nurse: Hes in room 816.
Nurse: (calling to the woman) This rooms available.
Nurse: Ill come back for her later.
Ross: Yeah. Shes putting her down now, thats her. (Points to the nurse putting Emma now.)
Ross: Thank you. (The nurse exits.)
Nurse: I dont think the next patient is very far along.
(Theres a knock on the door and the Nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Chandler: So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Nurse: Youve done all you can Dr. Wesley. You have got to let her go.
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Monica: Okay. Lets hurryOh wait! Do we have a condom? (He looks at her.) Oh right! (Laughs and they resume making out when a nurse catches them in the act.)
(a nurse walks in)
Nurse: Hey, she just woke up! Shes hungry. Why dont we give this another try?
Nurse: Absolutely.
Nurse: We'll just get him cleaned up a bit.
Nurse: He's under sedation, so he's pretty much out.
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Monica: (to the nurse) Hi, (tiny laugh) um, I'm gonna need a new set of (tiny laugh) these forms (tiny laugh).
(Rachel glares at the nurse, who gives Monica a form attached to a clipboard.)
(A nurse shows another couple into the room.)
Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long cant be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
Ross: Oh. Yeah. (Sarcastically) Uh Chandler let me win. No, Chandlers really strong. Oh my arm is so sore. Oh nurse! (Waddles over to Mona.)
Nurse: Mr. Bing? (Chandler jumps up) Here you are! You'll go into that room and deposit your specimen into the container.