words in movies
Nurse #1: This poor guys been in a coma for five years. Its hopeless.
Nurse #2: Its not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Remorays a miracle worker. Look, here he comes.
Chandler: Weirdest thing. Did I hear(A nurse opens the privacy screen and Chandler sees Janice)Mother of God its true!
Nurse: Okay Rachel, are you comfortable?
Rachel: Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn
Joey: Yeah. Listen to the slutty nurse.
Nurse: Why dont we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow. (Does so.)
Nurse: This is a hospital.
(Meanwhile, Rachel has taken another call, from a nurse she'd hoped never to hear from again.)
Nurse: Hi!
Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?
Ross: The nurse said theyre bringing in another woman.
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
Ross: Thank you. (The nurse exits.)
Nurse: Dr. Drake who?
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Nurse: (calling to the woman) This rooms available.
(Theres a knock on the door and the Nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Nurse: Hes in room 816.
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Nurse: I dont think the next patient is very far along.
Ross: Yeah. Shes putting her down now, thats her. (Points to the nurse putting Emma now.)
Nurse: (To Ross) Rossy, we're ready for you.
Monica: Okay. Lets hurryOh wait! Do we have a condom? (He looks at her.) Oh right! (Laughs and they resume making out when a nurse catches them in the act.)
Nurse: Ill come back for her later.
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
(a nurse walks in)
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Nurse: Youve done all you can Dr. Wesley. You have got to let her go.
Nurse: Absolutely.
Chandler: So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?
Nurse: Hey, she just woke up! Shes hungry. Why dont we give this another try?
Nurse: He's under sedation, so he's pretty much out.
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Nurse: We'll just get him cleaned up a bit.
(Rachel glares at the nurse, who gives Monica a form attached to a clipboard.)
Ross: Oh. Yeah. (Sarcastically) Uh Chandler let me win. No, Chandlers really strong. Oh my arm is so sore. Oh nurse! (Waddles over to Mona.)
Monica: (to the nurse) Hi, (tiny laugh) um, I'm gonna need a new set of (tiny laugh) these forms (tiny laugh).
(A nurse shows another couple into the room.)
(A nurse gives Monica a pair of scissors. Monica gives it to Chandler, and they cut it together.)
Nurse: Mr. Bing? (Chandler jumps up) Here you are! You'll go into that room and deposit your specimen into the container.
Mona: Umm, actually Im just a nurse.
(The nurse comes out of Nana's room.)
Joey: Well hey-hey if she needs any idea for costumes, she could be a bikini model, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader huhOoh-ooh, Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw MassacreNo-no-no! Slutty Leatherface.
Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long cant be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
[Scene: Lydia's Hospital Room, Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well.]
Nurse: Okay. Have you started having contractions?
Chandler: (To the nurse at the nurses' station) My specimen is in the room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there. Really helped speed the process along! (walks towards the common area and sees Janice is still there) Janice! You're not... gone?
Ross: Oh my God! Im sorry, I was talking to this nurse, completely forgot.
(Another nurse wheels the next pregnant woman in.)
(The nurse attending to the babies hears this, turns and stares at Chandler. Chandler moves Monica to the side and away from the nurse.)
Nurse: Hey! Are you ready to try nursing again?
Joey: Well how about this one? Testing the effects of Joey Tribbiani on attractive nurse receptionists.
Nurse: Right! We have a semi-private labor room waiting for you. So in just a minute
Nurse: Its all right honey, it takes some babies a while to get it, but dont worry. Itll happen.
Chandler: Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Nurse: Im sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff
Nurse: Fill this out and bring it back to me.
Nurse: Im sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have.
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
Nurse: Why?
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course its a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. Its set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Chandler: (to nurse) Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?
Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
Nurse: (Grimacing) Mmm hmmm.
Nurse: You're that stupid.
Nurse: Well, you know your insurance will cover that.
Nurse: All right, honey, time to start pushing.
Nurse: Breathe, breathe, breathe...
Nurse: It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you?
(They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks she's heard it all before.)
Nurse: Out!
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Nurse: (angrily) You go get that animal outta here.
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Nurse: This almost never happens!
Nurse: Excuse me... This hospital is for people!
Chandler: Joeys gonna be thrilled! He was hoping youd come by as a slutty nurse.
Nurse: Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we cant guarantee a private room and currently theyre all unavailable.
Nurse: My god. You still have your Christmas lights up?
Nurse: (to Joey) Breathe, breathe, breathe.
Joey: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's (notices the nurse looking at him strangely) I was justyeah, right. Push! Push!
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!
Nurse: Dr. Burke will see you know.
[Scene: The Western front during World War I, Phoebe, in yet another past life, is once again a nurse tending to yet another dying soldier. But this time she's doing it with a French accent.]
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
(Monica returns with the nurse and they go into Nana's room.)
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.
Nurse: Hi.
Nurse: (not sure what to do with that) Okay
Nurse: Now, which of you is the father? (Points to Joey and Ross)
Nurse: Well
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Hi.
Delivery Room Nurse: No.
Male Nurse: Rachel.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.