words in movies
[Flashback to: A street, Ross is sitting in his newly purchased MGB. Which is one of the better British sports cars ever made. Of course, better is a relative term. Which reminds me of a joke. Why dont the British make computers? Because they couldnt figure out how to make them leak oil. Anyway, the gang is all staring at his new purchase.]
Ross: Look Ben, it's a toy that protects U.S. oil interests overseas!
Ross: Yeah, we tried them all. We went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food nothing has worked.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil.]
Ross: and the miracle was that that little bit of oil that shouldve just lasted just one day, burned for
(Phoebe turns on some music and grabs some oil.)
Phoebe: Well, it was an accident...You know, it's a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slips!
Mr. Franklin: Wow Bing! Burning the midnight oil.
Chandler: Well, she probably wasnt familiar with the process having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings!
Dr. Long: You can take some caster oil, theres eating spicy foods
[Flashback to 209 - TOW Phoebe's Dad] [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil.]