words in movies
Mrs. Geller: Sweetheart. Oh sorry were late, my fault, I insisted on riding the tube.
Amy: Oh come on, that was 20 years ago. Get over it.
Rachel: Bring it on!
<They go back to fighting and then it really gets on>
Doug: So thanks for the warm welcome. Its good to have you guys on my team, and I come to play. I hope you do too. Now, lets go out there and get em! Huh? And remember, there is no I in team.
Mr. Geller: This one time I had my knee up on the sink and your mother, she was
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
(Rachel nods.� There is a knock on the door.)
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting on the bar wearing huge dog-slippers]
JOEY: Hey!� Open the door.� What's going on?� (He knocks.)
CHANDLER: Look I, I can't.� What's going on?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor.]
Joey: Is to have a long, long talk. Yknow? Get Joey out on the open road and really open him up.
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
PHOEBE: Really?� You're moving on from Ross?
Monica: Wait, wait, wait! (She puts a Shriner's hat on the turkey.)
JOEY: What's going on?
Rachel: Look Joey, Im sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.
Joey: (entering) Hey Ross! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?
[Scene: Ross and Rachels I guess I have to call it that now. Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters.]
Chandler: The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
[Tag Scene: Central Perk.� Phoebe and Mike are on the sofa.� Ross enters.]
CHANDLER: Braid each other's hair and ride horseback on the beach?
Monica: Listen umm, Ive been thinking, its not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Joey: Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and
(Mike knocks on Ross's door.� Ross opens it.)
Monica: Come on Ben.
Wendy: So? I'm married. (Showing him the ring on her finger.)
Richard: on the rocks with a twist? I remember. (Goes to make her drink.)
Monica: You say Thank you very much, and then you buy me something pretty. Come on, were gonna put are hands in this bowl, and were gonna start squishing the tomatoes.
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monicas door.]
Monica: Nothing. Just something I want to get Phoebes opinion on for Valentines Day.
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Chandler: Yes, and his father invented that magnetic strip on the back of credit cards.
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Chandler: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
Chandler: Yes, Bravo on the hot nanny.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds.]
Chandler: I can blow dry it. I can put gel on it. It doesnt matter, I still wind up with this little (pats the flat spot on the back of his head) cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head. Its so annoying. Does it bug you?
Joey: Well, I didnt realize until I got home. I wasnt gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Yknow what? Im gonna go find that guys car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)
Mr. Treeger: Well Im gonna have to put on a new lock, theyll find out anyway.
Ross: Thats impossible! I mean we have had a deal for years! We-we-we shook on it, although believe me she wanted to do a lot more than that.
Monica: Okay, while were waiting for these pills to kick in, Im gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. (Phoebe gets up and goes with her.) Get some nice soft pillows under your head, Im gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And ImSit down(She sits down on the couch)gonna make you some tea. And then, Im gonna rub your feet.
(Joey falls on floor and gets up)
Phoebe: (catches it) Nah, I don't feel like playing. (She sets the ball down on the table and everyone gasps.)
[Scene: Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch]
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
Rachel: Come on! Serious-ser-ser-seriously, what did she mean by that? (Mimicking Monica.) Especially you!
Ross: Yeah, come on in. Molly?
(knock on door, Ross opens, it's a woman)
Ross and Chandler: Come on! Joe!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is watching a rabbi play an electric guitar on TV. Phoebe enters.]
Ross: Why...Why should I? I mean if she wants to move on, that's fine!
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Joey: On...?
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?
Rachel: Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and...
Joey: Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesnt get it?
CHANDLER: You're gonna put on sweats and clean, aren't you?
Rachel: Nooo! (She grabs the phone and Chandler takes her place on the mat.) (On phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much. (Listens) Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really.
Guy: (To Rachel) So uh, I'm on my way back to the bathroom. (Ross giggles.)
Gavin: What's Ross doing to you on that picture?
Gavin: So what if it was? I thought there was nothing going on between you two...
Chandler: (on phone, reading from a script) Oh, Danielle! I wasn't expecting the machine... Give me a call when you get a chance. (Rattles some dishes) Bye-bye. (Hangs up.) Oh God!
Ross: You are not putting that on again! Marcel, OKif you press that button, you are in very, very big trouble.
Phoebe: Oh, its Ross on one of his drives!
Ross: Hmm, yeah. (To a random boy in the waiting room) Come on Ross jr. It's time to go in.
Ross: Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take em off and well have some fun.
Ross: Thats all youre basing this on?
Joey: Okay, I see what's going on here.
(Ross notices that Paolo is standing on a step, which makes him taller. Ross gets up on the same step so he can look down at Paolo.)
MONICA: (smiling) I arranged some pillows on the bed to look like a guy.
CHANDLER: It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert...Look talk to Monica, she's on the food committee.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song as the gang looks on.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling.]
(Chandler crawls over to Monica and they move in to kiss, but they cant do it and back up. They move in to kiss again, and kiss very awkwardly for a second, until someone knocks on the door.)
Rachel: Hey! You remembered to put clothes on this morning.
Amanda: Okay, well, my cell phone number is right here on the counter, please help yourself to anything in the fridge.
Rachel: Well, Phoebe set me up on a date.
(They sit down on the couch.)
Rachel: Hey! We were not on aOkay. Thats fine! Fine. Yknow what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
Phoebe: Are you kidding? People acting like animals to music. Come on!
Ross: What's - what's going on?
Rachel: The whole night was horrible, it was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list, but there was a Rachel Greep.
Monica (on phone): Hey, Rach, how's it going?
(He puts his hand on her shoulder.)
Rachel: Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside.]
Monica: Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch. Ross sits down.]
Joey: (covering his ears and yelling) Oh no! No! No! (He starts banging on the door.)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television.]
(He starts to carry her into the hallway but hits her head on the door.)
Joey: Come on, please, it'll be just this one more, well actually it's two.
Ross: But come on! I mean living together will be great! I mean you guys have so much fun and you love Mike.
(He starts to put his pants on, but Rachel manages to drag him to the chair. When they get to the chair, Chandler drops his pants and knocks the chair away. Rachel then backs him up and locks him to the top drawer of a filing cabinet.)
Joey: (To himself) I am on fire!
Dr. Miller: 1 2 (She flinches on 2 this time.)
[Scene: Joeys Apartment, theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross.]