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Ross: Anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna be?
Chandler: Okay, well we'll go back in there, but will you do one thing for us? The people that care about you?
Ross: No, I'll do it. (he quickly grabs Joey's boarding pass and gives Joey his one.)
Mike: One more thing... There... might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.
Rachel: That was one time, Ross, and they were only like 5 milligrams.
Ross: Oh, not another one! Oh my G... And this is moisturiser. It's even harder to clean! Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats.]
Rachel: But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Okay, look, I know, all right, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love you like I do. (Ross looks at her) All right, well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, Ill love you like I do in that black thing that you like.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum.]
Rachel: Ross, shes not weird, she just wants her stuff to be one of a kind.
Rachel: And not one of your coupons for an hour of "Joey Love."
Rachel: Wait a minute! (To Monica) You let Ross drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say youre the only one whos allowed to drive it.
Monica: Do NOT let me sit in one of those. We'll be here for days.
Mr. Geller: Oh, I'm not falling for that one!
Rachel: Yeah, I mean, come on Ross, no one will even notice. I mean theyre probably not even listening!
Phoebe: Oh, just as well, I broke this one.
EDDIE: Ohhhh. Relax, take it easy buddy. Tell me twice, you want me to go? Alright, alright, guess I'll be back for my stuff. [walks out the door and after a pause comes back in] But if you think for one second I'm leaving you alone with my fish, you're insane Jack!
Chandler: I am only one man! (Monica heads out) Okay Ross, time is up!
Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.
Phoebe: Oh, its Ross on one of his drives!
Phoebe: Sure! (When Monica gets close to the door.) (Yelling) Yeah! Las Vegas, number one!
Mr. Waltham: Rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold. A Joshua Bergen.
Rachel: Yknow, bonus night. Yknow, when two people break up but they get back together for just one night.
Rachel: I know you did! I bought the same one! And if she sees your table shes gonna know that I lied to her. I told her ours was an original.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. He deserves to do the thing he loves one last time.
Phoebe: No he wont. And thats not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now yknow what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I dont have my principles, I dont have anything!
Ross: I can't! If he realizes that I'm the one that put him to sleep, I won't get the job!
[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. Theyre both names youve already heard. Ones Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]
Chandler: To be fair this one does have nuts.
Monica: Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?
Phoebe: Fine. (She hands her bell to Ginger and starts to take down her signs.) (The same old lady walks by again.) All right, I'll give you one pointer. Look out for that bitch. (The old lady.)
Chandler: Richard! No one supposed to know about us! (Richard just smiles at him.) See I, did it again.
[Scene: Subway station, Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it. Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can. But, Malcom sees her.]
Ross: No, no, thats funny. But maybe its time to move on, let it go, yknow? Stop it! Besides, Rachel is going out with Elizabeths father, so ah, hes much older than she is. Looks like Im not the only one interested in fossils, huh?
Megan: Oh no, these dresses are all so amazing but there is no way I could afford one.
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Screw it! Im having one. (Takes out and lights a cigarette.)
Joey: Well maybe we just take that one away. (Picks it up and throws it away.)
[Scene: Monicas Restaurants Kitchen, shes cooking as one of her waiters, Stu, comes over to talk to her.]
Phoebe: See no-no, I made a batch and I froze it, and this is the only one left.
[Scene: The delivery room, Ross has returned with another doctor. This one, is well, younger.]
Joey: (trying to act like hes not the one that stinks.) Whoa! Yeah, what the hell is that? What smells so bad?
Rachel: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's? (Monica looks away.) Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now. (Exits.)
Phoebe: I want to keep one. (Giggles in excitement.)
Ross: Umm, oh, hey, I dont know. How about a big one?
Chandler: Excuse me little one, I have a very solid backhand.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table. Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another.]
(from 1.01 - "The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate - The Pilot")
Rachel: Oh, no, no, I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend.
Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time. It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games...
The Director: Look Joey, theres nothing I can do. Besides, youre probably gonna be out by four anyway. Weve just got one short scene. Its just you and Richard, and God knows hes a pro. Youll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.
Monica: Have you ever been to one of my weddings?
Chandler: Oh, yes, could I have one of those. (Points)
Ross: Yes, yes I am, one of the many things Im feeling. Well.... (picks up her coat)
Joey: Yes it is perfectly good, and it is not one of the places the duck got sick!
Rachel: No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help.
Chandler: Oh, thats uh, thats pretty nice but Im gonna go with the one I picked first.
Monica: Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!
Joey: You got it. Thanks man. Thanks for doing this, I owe you one. (Joey leaves, comes back in.) Oh, hey! There wasn't any change from that twenty, was there?
Chandler: She's really going to love this, you know? The bottom line is I want her to have it, even if I don't get to be the one who gives it to her.
Janice: Uh-oh, I feel another one coming. (She makes a sound like a goose during the contraction.)
MR. GREENE: Thank you. Is that one of my cigarettes?
Mr. Geller: I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, here's a tomato that looks like a prune, I'd say "get out of my office!"
Monica: You may be okay about getting hurt, but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. Thats why I cant take this job.
Ross: Actually, Billy Tratt is gay now. So-so that ones not really our fault.
Phoebe: Because this one is now! And-and its two of our best friends! Who knows what youre gonna marry!
[The next clip is from The One Where Ross and Rachel.... You Know.]
Joey: Oh my God. So thats it?! I only get to bring one guest?
Cecilia: That is a tricky one. Well, Joey I really wanna thank you. Youve, well you made a very difficult time for me a little less painful.
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
Rachel: (taking the brush back) Okay. Lets use this brush. (Hands him another one.)
[Scene: The Charity Event, theyre holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine.]
Joey: Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.
Phoebe: Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.
Joey: Six and a half! You knocked that last one out of my hand! Remember?
Joey/Drake: Fine. I'll go. But let me ask you one question...
Monica: Okay, look at this one. This is my favourite. (Its a little pink and white dress for the girl baby.)
Ross: Okay. I can, I can see that. Umm, but I think if you give me umm, one chance I can, I can change your mind.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I wouldnt do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, Ill get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?
Rachel: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we've never really talked. I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?
Joey: Because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? (in a trembling voice) I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did I ever say no! (sighs) I couldn't do it to Ross!
Monica: All right, youre telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?
[The next flashback is from The One With The Candy Hearts. Joey and Chandler are waiting at a restaurant as Lorraine and her friend arrive.]
Ross: Oh, that is so sweet.(listens) No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three.(He doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet.) Well you didn't hang up either.
Chandler: Its gotta be the first one.
Chandler: Oh come on man! At least let me finish this last one.
Monica: Yknow dad, Chandler is one of Rosss very best friends!
Receptionist: Were actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so were not looking for applicants right now.
Joey: Oh man. Please tell me one of 'em is Ma.
Rachel: Hey! Yknow, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything theyre supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!
Phoebe: Well, I think you're gonna appreciate it the crap out of this one (she gives him a check)
Monica: You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chips motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made.
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
[The next clip is from The One The Morning After.]
(Dr. Geller, the man with the Ph.D. in Paleontology, is trying to find a place to hide, but this supposedly intelligent man in the hands of clich�d scriptwriters runs around with his pants down around his ankles like one of the Three Stooges.)
CHAN: Hey, yeah... we could all sleep together and then one of us could get amnesia.
[They keep kissing and start scratching each other. Ross enters, takes one look, and goes right back out the door.]
CHANDLER: I'm sorry. �That's the one thing I can't do.� I promised I'd be with Monica.
Joey: No! No, I quit a long time ago. (Pause) Did I forget to you that one? Im sorry.
Joey: Oh well, theyre killing off one of the characters on the show, and when she dies her brain is being transplanted into my body.
Chandler: Yeah I know, but I figured a shot yknow? Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldnt think I was yknow, all dead inside.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs.]
Joey: You guys have one of those signs that says: 'We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool.', you know.
[The next clip is from The One With Ross's New Girlfriend.]
Estelle: Joey! Its Estelle! Great news, I was able to get you and one guest tickets to your premiere.
PHOEBE: Oh, ooh, Soap Opera Digest, oh that's one of my favorite digests.
Phoebe: Okay, so maybe you dont get her a ring. Maybe you-maybe you do something different. Yknow? Maybe you get her an engagement bracelet, yknow? Or an engagement tiara? Orooh! An engagement Revolutionary War musket! (Picks one up from the display in the corner.