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(He goes over and sits down at the counter, all depressed.)
Joey: (going over to him) Well?!
Joey: Or ha-ha, we could go over there and pee on them.
Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.
Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, its just Jasons so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive its just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!
[Scene: Phoebes Herbal Guys office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]
Vince: (running over) Whoa! Hey-hey! Whats going on here? Who is this guy?
Ross: Whats all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!
[Scene: Silvercup studios, Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Hestons dressing room. Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower.]
Chloe: (seeing Ross enter) Hey, its the dinosaur guy. (runs over to Ross) Hi, Ross.
(Ross starts to play. He plays a key that has a back beat sound attached to it. Over the background music he plays the sound of a barking dog, a mooing cow, a laser beam, someone coughing, a jackhammer, a doorbell, a police siren, a ray gun, breaking dishes, and for a closer he plays the sound of a loud crash. Basically, the music sucks.)
[Monica rushes over to Chandlers side.]
Rachel: (sees the chick and the duck) Oh, yeah, Im sorry. They used to live here; sometimes they migrate back over.
[Phoebe walks over to talk to Rachel.]
Chandler: Oh, thats cool. Then Ill just bring them both over.
[Joey rushes over.]
Ross: I'm really gonna miss this apartment. Y'know, Ben-Ben took his first steps right over there. (Points.)
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Director: (To Joey) Okay, youre dancing with that girl over there.
(When they finish, they walk over to the director)
Rachel: Im fine! Im fine! Im just losing a tooth, its no big deal. I have a dentist! Yknow. Im gonna go put some ice on it. Excuse me. (She goes over to the ice and Joey and Monica follow her.) What do I do now? What do I do now?
Phoebe: Oh, I want to look too! (She runs over and sits down and checks out a picture). Yikes!
Monica: I'm going into business people. I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man? Jam. (sees Joey trying some jam from the pot) Oh Joey don't! It's way to hot. (Joey realizes this and spits what he had in his mouth back into the pot.)
(They dance over to him.)
(Rachel leans over to look at him.)
Chandler: So shes just waiting over there for ya?
Chandler: Well, I have kissed over four women. (They kiss again.) Do you wanna get under the covers?
Monica: Oh, it is sooo perfect. Thank you so much. (runs over and hugs him)
Phoebe: How about we talk about this over dinner?
Chandler: Wow, you'd think we should get that over 20 years or go for the big payout.
Monica: You are so cute. (She goes over and kisses him passionately.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact (hes in last on Hot Air Skyway to be more exact) as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old. Hes got the wool cap, hes got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and hes got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like theyre from the inner-city.]
Joey: Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?
Chandler: Hey! (Runs over and gets his wonder broom)
(Chandler walks over to the counter where Phoebe is, and is asking her about the break-up.)
Chandler: (picks it up) And now Ive picked it up again. (walks over to Monica.)
Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Ill uh, save your parking spot.
(He walks over and stands behind Joey.)
(Then she reaches over again and Joey moves his plate a little to the left, and she misses, then she reaches out again, and he moves his plate to the right , so she misses again. She tries a third time and this time, Joey pushes his plate so far to the left, it drops off the edge of the table)
Chandler: (totally not crying) Well see now that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon!
Roy: Ok, ok, ladies! Can I have your attention, please? (pause) Did someone call for the long arm of the law? (He extends his arm from around his crotch and then upward and outward, towards Phoebe) I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon! (Puts his hands over his crotch) I hope you're familiar with the States penal code, ok, ok, enough teasing. Now for some pleasing!
Rachel: Hes coming over! Hes coming over!
Chandler: Okay, Im going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into the living room.)
Bank Officer: Okay, Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. (to a beautiful woman) Would you come over here please?
Rachel: (laughs) Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that aint a pretty picture in the morning, yknow what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.
Ross: And thats Phoebe over there! (Points to her.)
RACH: We went through a lot of wine tonight, you guys. [walks over to table, holding five empty wine bottles]
Joey: Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food? (Walks towards the fridge) Because I can stop doing that, (looks at the fridge) I really, really think I can!
Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!
(Monica runs over and kisses him.)
Tour Guide: Oh, he wont sit here. Only the people in the white coats sit over there, (Points to there table) and only the people in the blue blazers sit here.
Rachel: But, theyre across the hall! I mean thats two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here.
[Scene: Chandlers office, Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches.]
Chandler: Sure! Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you! Do you believe that who everdid something over here last night did what they did or didn't do ...I mean come on!!
Ross: Well, apparently not, and I cant just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. I mean, enough of the silliness!
Ross: Yeah, yeah, itll be great! You can, you can lay on the beach and I can cry over my failed marriage. See-see how I make jokes?
CHANDLER: (Hangs his jacket over the suitcase, locks the door, then turns to Monica.)� Oh well, look at you.
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Chandler: Fun's over!
Ross: All right, thats it! (He runs over to Ben, but he runs past him and out the door.) Comeyouno! You are in big trouble young man!
Monica: (going over to listen at the door) Rachel said everything was okay.
Ross: Yeah. (closes the door, and goes over and kisses Rachel.)
Chandler: Yes, God forbid we throw out old underwear. You-you know what? Im going to go over to Joeys.
Estelle: Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)
Ross: Hi! (Rushes over to shake her hand instantly.)
Ross: Look, I am totally, totally over her, OK, I just... (Rachel comes over, Ross lays head on table): Hiiii!
Ross: I know. (Rachel bends down to Emma and Ross looks over his shoulder again, afraid)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders.]
(She goes over and kisses Chandler.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
Chandler: BEND OVER?!!!
Janice: Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker. I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna!
Chandler: Oh since forever! I used to go all over town listening to bands!
Rachel: Okay. (Mrs. Green helps her up and they walk over and get some tea.)
Joey: (starting to cry) Open the box!! (Runs over to do so.)
Monica: I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.
Phoebe: What the smell from Joeys? No, I can hardly smell it over here.
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler wakes up, and finds someone else's hand on his chest. He rolls over and is shocked to see Janice there.]
Monica: You know, when you start get screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low-fat.
(Ross limps over all covered in mud.)
Chandler: Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe, I won YOU over, didnt I?
Monica: No, but someones really not going to get over that idea, are they?
Monica: But Ben is coming over tonight and he cant see this.
Joey: You got it! Oh-oh! (He starts patting the burned spot, which just happens to be over her breast.)
Joey: Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
MONICA: I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.
Monica: No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day. (Rachel slowly turns and glares at her.) (Realizing what she just said.) Okay, fine! But I mean, look at the position she's putting him in! What's he gonna do? Ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! I mean, who would do that?! (Rachel again turns and glares at her in disgust.) Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people.
(Rachel looks shocked, gets over it, notices she's alone, and picks up the phone. The last part of which is something she shouldn't have done, because the phone is already in use. By Monica, and now Rachel can hear every word.)
[Rachel and Phoebe walk into the kitchen. Monica comes out of the bathroom and goes over to Ross.]
(She brings him over to Chandler.)
(Monica strides over to Ross, who is making coffee, and talks to him aside.)
Chandler: You okay over there?
Rachel: Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
(She gets just about all the way over to him and falls into his arms.)
Chandler: Tickets please! (Rachel hands over the tickets) Thats courtside baby!
Chandler: Oh, okay! (He rolls over to do that again.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Monica are fighting over the remote.]
Chandler: Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?
Chandler: Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? (Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!
Joey: Come on! Look just-just telllet her know that you really want them to be there. Lets not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years.
(Chandler looks over and sees Ross glaring at them.)
Chandler: Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets up and starts for the door.)
JOEY: You don't keep it over here on this table any more?
Ross: Whoa-whoa, arent you a little over dressed?