words in movies
Transcribed by: r3v3LaT1oN with corrections and additional information by Keith Owen
(Cut to the hall. Owen is wearing his scout-uniform and is looking through a box when Chandler walks up to him.)
Chandler: Owen didn't know he was adopted, and Monica told him.
Chandler: I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. "Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks that Santa is real."
Owen: What?!?
Owen: Yeah.
Owen: Huh?
Owen: I'm adopted?
Chandler: Hey, you must be Owen.
Owen: You wanna see it?
(Owen comes running in.)
Owen: He told me! And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell.
Owen: You were?
Owen: He isn't?!
Bill: I know the process is frustrating, but it's so worth it. Adopting Owen was the best thing that ever happened to us.
Owen: I have a badge in it.
Bill: Some little snacks for everybody. Oh, you don't have to eat the sour worms. Those are for Owen.
Chandler: I didn't get to the bathroom. I bumped into Owen on the way, and he didn't know he was adopted. And there's a slight chance I may have told him.
Owen: I'm adopted?!