words in movies
Rachel: Oh, I don't know. I guess it's not about no guys, it's about the right guy, y'know? I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. With Paolo, that's all there was, was heat! And it was just this raw, animal, sexual...
Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, (hands him a lasagna) but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
Paolo: (something Italian)
Paolo: (something in Italian)
(Rachel walks away from Paolo, laughing.)
Paolo: (something romantic in Italian about Rachel and the stars)
Paolo: Ross!
Paolo: Thing?
Ross: Paolo. Hi.
Paolo: Bed?
Paolo: Oh!
Paolo: Ah, you... have the sex?
Paolo: No.
Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters)
Paolo: Si.
Paolo: (pointing at game) Monopoly!
(Rachel opens the door to Paolo)
Ross: (mocking Paolo) Blah blah blah, blah blah blah... blah blaaaaaah....
Chandler: I can't believe it. Paolo kissed my mom?
(Paolo speaks Italian)
Phoebe: All right, you know Paolo?
(Rachel enters with Paolo, speaking Italian. Ross looks annoyed)
Paolo: Buon Giorno, Bella Phoebe!
Paolo: No, that's cold, that's cold, that's...
Paolo: Uh, Racquela tell me you massage, eh?
Paolo: Grazie.
Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, to say good-bye.
Rachel: Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy.
Rachel: Ah, Paolo, this is Phoebe.
(The flashback resumes with Paolo grabbing her butt.)
Joey, Chandler, and Ross: (sitting in living room, imitating Paolo) Mma, Mma, Mmaah
(Monica and Rachel's door opens and Rachel and Paolo emerge)
Paolo: Ah, poke (Paolo touches Rachel's nose) a (touches nose again) nose, mmm (they rub noses, then kisses her)
Monica: Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome.
(Rachel feeds something to Paolo. He eats it and licks her hand)
(Enter Rachel and Paolo. They are both somewhat flustered)
RACHEL: God, Ross, look, what you and I have is special, all Paolo and I ever had was...
(The lights come back on, and Rachel and Paolo are making out. Ross clutches his chest.)
Paolo: Poco... a leetle.
Rachel: No...oh, I feel so stupid! Oh, I think about the other day with you guys and I was all "Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel so..." Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed!
Rachel: Oh no! My new Paolo shoes!
(Paolo enters. Ross, Phoebe, and Monica scatter)
Phoebe: Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo.
Ross: (jealous) So, um... where did Paolo come from?
Chandler: Nothing for you, you have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday: desperate scramble to find anything with lips just so you can have someone to kiss when the ball drops!! Man, I'm talking loud!
Ross: Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... (shuts door in his face and walks away)
(She and Paolo walk a little way down the hall)
Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?
Rachel: Well, for your information, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year, so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.
RACHEL: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo? Oh, c'mon, I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him.
Paolo: Ah! Nora Bing!
RACHEL: Ross, Ross, please listen to me. Ross, you are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. I mean you care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh.
Ross: I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-
(Ross notices that Paolo is standing on a step, which makes him taller. Ross gets up on the same step so he can look down at Paolo.)
Phoebe: Oh yeah, I'm sure. (Flashback resumes with Phoebe doing a voiceover.) And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore. (Flashback continues: Paolo rolls over, Phoebe looks down, then quickly looks up, bites lip, shakes her head)
RACHEL: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.
[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]
RACHEL: Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, ya know, meaningless animal sex. Ok, ya know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.
Paolo: Bona sera.
Mrs. Bing: No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages for a Paolo. C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know, complication you eventually kill off.
Joey: Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not! You're like, like the anti-Paolo!
Monica: Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey.. are you okay? Where-where's Paolo?
Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, being naked?
Paolo: (something in Italian, he is apparently attracted to Phoebe)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Paolo are at the window. Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly.]
Phoebe: Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until. (A flashback starts Paolo, lying on massage table, moving his hands up Phoebe's legs.)
RACHEL: Ok, Ross, try to hear me. Ok, I, hey, I'm not gonna lie to you. Ok, it was good with Paolo.
Phoebe: Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here?
Rachel: (entering with Paolo, arm in arm) Everybody, this is Paolo. Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica.
Paolo: Ciao, bela.
Phoebe: Paolo made a pass at me.