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Joey: Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got... man, oh man, it was like a ticker tape parade!
Chandler: Yes, I know, as it happens my room is very very close to the parade route.
Phoebe: It's ok. I thought of the perfect lie for you. It's easy to remember and doesn't invite a lot of questions. You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.
Joey groans and gets off the phone: The producer from Days left a message on my machine asking why I wasn't at the parade. They said everybody's pissed off at me.. <whiny voice> And they all got to meet Santa!
Phoebe: You dont have to do that, Ross and Joey arent here, you can watch the parade if you want.
Chandler: It's a tradition, like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay, moved out, and abandoned its entire family.
[Cut to later, the gang, minus Joey, is watching the Thanksgiving Day parade.]
Phoebe: Oh, Pervert Parade?
Joey: Oh, I like that, yeah. Wasn't at the parade because I had a family emergency.
Chandler: I think its the dying cat parade.
Joey: wow, the parade is really good this year. Man those horses can crap.