words in movies
Rachel: see I cant decide whether it would go better next to the new wicker dining chair, the Sahara desk, or the Parker console table.
Parker: What are they like? Ive never had one.
Parker: Rachel, you have life growing inside you. Is there anything in this world more miraculous thanOh a picture of a dog! Whose is this?
Parker: I must say this apartment, its, its, There are no words
Phoebe: Wrong? Really? You know the word wrong. Everything isnt perfect? Everything isnt magical? Everything isnt a glow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker!
Joey: Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. Parkers a nice guy and Id like to get to know him.
Parker: Aces!
Ross: (imitating Parker) This room! This night! That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture! (He backs into someone.) Ooh sorry (He looks behind him then notices its Phoebe then stops his impression.)
Phoebe: Well, his name is Parker and I met him at the drycleaners.
Parker: Its a haven. A third-floor paradise. A modern-day Eden in the midst
Parker: So what do you want me to do, you want me to be more negative, less happy?
Parker: (laughs) Classic Ross. Rachel, Rachel, oh how you glow. May I? (Puts hand on her stomach)
Chandler: Peter Parker.
Parker: Dahaaa! (Punches Chandler in the arm and he makes a face of pain.) Im going to find the mens room, be right back.
Parker: Come on!
Phoebe: Everybody, this is Parker, Parker this is
Parker: Were driving!?
Parker: Please.
Parker: That sounds great. (Sits down) My God this is the most comfortable couch Ive ever sat on in my entire life. (Bounces on couch)
Rachel: Oh, I dont know, I guess, Chris ODonnel, John F. Kennedy, Jr., Daniel Day Lewis, Sting, and Parker Stevenson.
(Phoebe and Parker enter)
Phoebe: Were you guys making fun of Parker?
Parker: You do?!
Parker: I wont quit until you try.
(Cut to Phoebe and Parker)
Parker: Look! Its the bunny hop!
Phoebe: Oh look its Parker!
Parker: No, they look too weird.
Parker: Are you okay? You seem kind of quiet.
[Scene: Phoebes apartment, Parker and her are entering.]
Parker: Is something wrong?
Parker: I love games!
Parker: Im sorry thats who I am. Im a positive person.
Parker: Or Jenga.
(The rest of the gang arrives including Parker.)
Parker: I lose, now Jenga.
Parker: Why dont all of you tell me a little about your self?
Parker: No, no, no wait! Dont tell me. Let me guess. (Points as he says their names) Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel and, Im sorry Phoebe didnt mention you. (Chandler makes a face) Chandler, Im kidding all ready youre my favorite!
Parker: My God what a fantastically well lit hallway!
Parker: And Im with you! What a great time to be alive! Look at this plate-bouncy thing. (Bounces the plates) What an inspired solution to mans plate dispensing problems.
Phoebe: Youre right. Youre right, hes just embracing life. We could all stand to be a little more like Parker. You know what? I am like him! Im a sunny, positive person.
Parker: Oh well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow old friend, bow-wow. So wheres the party?
Parker: Maaaassapequa, sounds like a magical place. Tell me about Massapequa, is it steep in Native American history? {Transcribers Note: Interestingly Alec Baldwin was born in Massapequa.}
Parker: Well, excuse me for putting a good spin on a traffic jam!
Parker: Ah! Oysters! Let me feed you one.
Parker: Isnt this the most incredible fight youve ever had in your entire life?
Rachel: What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it, Ross is doing it, Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!
Parker: What a beautiful place. What a great night! I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C I feel so lucky. I think of all the good times that have happened here. The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs both bar and bat, but none of them will compare with tonight! My God, I dont want to forget this moment! Its like I want to take a mental picture of you all! Click! (He takes a mental picture of them all.)
Parker: Fine! Well then to quote Ross, "Id better be going."