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Ross: so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.
Chandler: (To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's having his party, only he's the only guest. He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it. So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr. Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr. Geller one. Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall.]
Party Guests: (chanting) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! (Ross goes to investigate the noise) Howard! Howard! Howard! (They're holding Howard above their heads.) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! (He sees Phoebe chanting along with them.) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Yay!!
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
[Scene: Howard's party, Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers. Ross isn't happy about it.]
CHANDLER: Oooh, Rich is goin' to the party too, huh?
MONICA: Ok, the first person's most embarassing memory is, 'Monica, your party sucks.' Very funny.
Chandler: Well, come on, Ive been saving this money for six years and I kinda had some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandlers bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey (wearing a gold paper top hat) and Chandler (wearing what appears to be a Burger King paper crown) enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice.]
Rachel: whhh wait, you're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party. The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches.]
Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister... (The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Monica: Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?
Ross: (answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahons party. I played you one of my songs, yknow Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.
(The party falls flat. Chandler tries to think of a witticism, but even he can't help...)
Phoebe: Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
Monica: Oh, I can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.
Monica: I think so. Se, he-he's not inviting you to his party because he likes you.
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Chandler: Oh, we had a lot of liquor left over from the Christmas party.
Chandler: No-no, I dont think you heard me. Are you ready to party?!
Phoebe: Hey, that’s not fair! A person’s wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn’t have a graduation party! And I didn’t go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.( She storms out)
Joey: (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.
Joey: Well, at the Christmas party him and Santa did some definitely gay stuff!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are setting up for the party.]
Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
Rachel: Okay. Okay. All right, you take care of that. And meanwhile, the party is tomorrow and we still dont have a guest list.
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Rosss bachelor party. Ross is thanking Joey for the party.]
Chandler: This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we never party anymore!
Ross: Well, as much as Id like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I arent going to be here. All right? I mean, shes going to come by first to say good-bye, and then Ive got a whole special evening planned. So Im sorry, no party.
Chandler: Oh, sure, she was probably up all night, excited about the party she knows is happening.
Chandler: Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the slumber party continues.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, The Halloween party has started. Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters.]
Ross: Look, its just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I werent here?"
[Cut to later, the party is in full swing. Rachel is in the kitchen and Chandler goes over to talk to her.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Monica: All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!
Rachel: Monica, yknow what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!
Monica: What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!
Emily: Oh, but the partys only just getting started!
Chandler: Oh, y'know what, Im gonna be okay, you dont have to throw a party for me.
Ross: There you go! Good enough for your party, huh?
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Joey: Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
Phoebe: What surprise party?
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
Monica: My surprise party!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the party has started.]
Ross: Youre gonna be a party person! Those guys rock the most!
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Joey: This is so unfair! The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party, but no, I wasnt allowed to. All I got was a stupid steak dinner!
Monica: I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
The Whole Party: (Jumping up) SURPRISE!!!
Rachel: Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wifeThey-they cant have children. So umm, and thatwe were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Rachel: OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... (gets up to leave)
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Janice: Barley? What kind of party serves barley?
(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)
RACHEL: What party?
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
Monica: I know its last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.
[Scene: Rachel's party, Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also]
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
RACH: So, how was the party?
Monica: So dont think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a a two month anniversary present.
MONICA: You know, a party, or--
Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, partys over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parents basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Rachel: (yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
Ross: I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
MONICA: Just some stuff for the party.
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
[Back in Monica's party]
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
Janice: Who's party is it?
[Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
CHANDLER: Our next cocktail party?
[Back at Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
Janice: Where is this party?
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.