words in movies
Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul.
Joey: Who's Paul?
Ross: Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)
Monica: Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.
All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!
Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
Monica: Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds.
Joey: Hey, Paul!
Paul: Yeah?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her-
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you.
Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]
Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...
Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.
Paul: Isn't there?
Paul: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually.
Paul: It's okay...
Paul: Two years.
Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?
Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
Joey: Morning, Paul.
Rachel: Hello, Paul.
Chandler: Hi, Paul, is it?
(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)
Paul: Thank you! Thank you so much!
Paul: No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.
Paul: Yeah. (They kiss) Thank you. (Exits)
Monica: You know Paul?
Frannie: Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul.
Monica: You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
Rachel: No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!
(Ross frantically starts to open the window as Paul enters and traps him halfway out the window.)
Ross: And I too am just a love machine. (Hums a little bit and mimics Pauls flexing.)
[Scene: Pauls Cabin, continued from earlier.]
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Paul: (laughs then checking his watch) 1 minute 50 seconds.
Paul: Okay look, Ross, just so you know that since Lizzie likes you so much, Ive decided to accept the fact that youre going out with her.
Paul: A surfer.
Paul: Good. Bye! (Starts to leave.)
Paul: A part of him did yes.
Rachel: Oh, wait yes, but I cant eat too much. Paul is taking me out to dinner tonight, he said he has a big surprise planned.
Paul: Ross. You and I are going to have to have a little talk.
Paul: No, unfortunately Lizzies mom passed away shortly after she was born. I raised her by myself.
Joey: Yes, its in my In in my pocket. (Paul hasnt dropped him yet.) (Chandler starts to reach for his front pocket.) My back pocket! My back pocket!
Rachel: Thats-thats great! See? I already feel like I know you a little better! Thank you. Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Lets go. (Gets up to leave, but Paul doesnt move.)
Chandler: No. How are ya Paul? (Starts to look for his credit card.)
Paul: Ill call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
PHOEBE: Paul.
Paul: (whispering) Okay. (Starts for the car.)
Paul: Neither of us like Ross!
Paul: Ill be right back. (He goes to get the ice.)
Paul: Cant complain.
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
Paul: Oh Rachel, Im so sorry. I didnt mean to overwhelm you. Its just that, when those gates open, you (Starts to breakdown.) Hard to close em. But they are closed now. Believe me.
Paul: So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.
(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Paul: Well, this is fun. So Ross, did you kill any of these wives?
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to (He taps his index fingers together.)
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Paul: Okay.
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Paul: Im Irish.
Paul: I get that a lot.
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: No.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: Hi Ross.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: You have a son?
Paul: Then we agree?
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: Yes it does.
Paul: Okay.
Rachel: I came with Paul!
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Paul: What do you need from the car?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Youre next!!
Paul: (To Ross) Hey!
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Paul: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: Hi Paul!
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Paul: Good to see you too!
Paul: Ross!
Paul: (whispering) Come on.
Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)
Paul: Okay.
Paul: It was fine.
Paul: Nope.
Paul: Normal.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: When I was six years old.
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Paul: It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.
Paul: Oh, I couldnt eat now.
Paul: Chicken? (Pointing to himself.) Chicken boy!
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Paul: Rachel?
Paul: Hey Chandler?
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
Paul: Would you .Would you hug me?
Paul: Five more seconds.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.