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Monica: (sees someone) Paul!
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Im Irish.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: I get that a lot.
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: No.
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: Hi Ross.
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: You have a son?
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: Then we agree?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Yes it does.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Rachel: I came with Paul!
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Youre next!!
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Paul: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Phoebe: Hi Paul!
Paul: (To Ross) Hey!
Paul: (whispering) Come on.
Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Paul: Good to see you too!
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Paul: Ross!
Paul: It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: It was fine.
Paul: Nope.
Paul: Normal.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: When I was six years old.
Paul: Oh, I couldnt eat now.
Paul: Chicken? (Pointing to himself.) Chicken boy!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Paul: Rachel?
Paul: Would you .Would you hug me?
Paul: Hey Chandler?
Paul: Five more seconds.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Paul: Fine! Two minutes. Go.
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Ross: Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Paul and Rachel are recovering.]
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Paul: I wanted to be one with the waves, yknow?
Paul: I know. I like it up here.
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
Paul: Really?! (She nods in the affirmative.)
Paul: I beg your pardon?
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Paul: Im just me, my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
Paul: I had a sister.
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Rachel: Yeah thats great Paul, but yknow I wanna know what(Puts her hands on his shoulders)Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Yknow they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Paul: (panicked) What?
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
Paul: Yeah Ross its okay, its me, Mr. Stevens.
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
[Time Lapse, Paul is now weeping uncontrollably in Rachels arms.]
Paul: Wait! Wait! Listen! Listen to this! (Flips a couple pages and points to something.) Yknow what I wanted to be when I was that age?
Paul: Joey! (Goes over and hugs Joey and picks him off of his feet.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
Joey: Come on! Itll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and Paul probably
Paul: Okay. Ill be right back. (Gets up and heads for the kitchen.)
Chandler: But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story (He starts laughing then notices that Paul isnt happy.) Youre roommate in college died didnt he?
[Scene: Pauls Cabin, Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking.]
Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.