words in movies
Chandler: Its not just their marriage! I mean, look at yours. Look at everybodys! The only person that can make marriage work is Paul Newman! And Ive met me; I am not Paul Newman. I dont race cars! I dont make popcorn! None of my proceeds go to charity.
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to (He taps his index fingers together.)
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Im Irish.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: No.
Paul: I get that a lot.
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: Hi Ross.
Paul: Yes it does.
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: You have a son?
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: Then we agree?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Paul: Okay.
Rachel: I came with Paul!
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Youre next!!
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Paul: (To Ross) Hey!
Paul: (whispering) Come on.
Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)
Paul: It was fine.
Paul: Nope.
Paul: Normal.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: When I was six years old.
Paul: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: Hi Paul!
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Paul: Good to see you too!
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Oh, I couldnt eat now.
Paul: Chicken? (Pointing to himself.) Chicken boy!
Paul: Would you .Would you hug me?
Paul: Five more seconds.
Paul: It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Paul: Rachel?
Paul: Hey Chandler?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Paul and Rachel are recovering.]
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Ross: Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Paul: Fine! Two minutes. Go.
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Paul: I know. I like it up here.
Paul: I wanted to be one with the waves, yknow?
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
Paul: Really?! (She nods in the affirmative.)
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Paul: Im just me, my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
Rachel: Yeah thats great Paul, but yknow I wanna know what(Puts her hands on his shoulders)Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Yknow they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Paul: I had a sister.
Monica: (sees someone) Paul!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
Paul: (panicked) What?
Paul: Joey! (Goes over and hugs Joey and picks him off of his feet.)
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Paul: I beg your pardon?
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]