words in movies
Chandler: Its not just their marriage! I mean, look at yours. Look at everybodys! The only person that can make marriage work is Paul Newman! And Ive met me; I am not Paul Newman. I dont race cars! I dont make popcorn! None of my proceeds go to charity.
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to (He taps his index fingers together.)
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Im Irish.
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Paul: I get that a lot.
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: No.
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Paul: Hi Ross.
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: You have a son?
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: Then we agree?
Paul: Yes it does.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Paul: Okay.
Rachel: I came with Paul!
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Youre next!!
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!
Paul: (To Ross) Hey!
Paul: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: Hi Paul!
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Paul: Good to see you too!
Paul: Ross!
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Paul: It was fine.
Paul: (whispering) Come on.
Paul: Nope.
Paul: Normal.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: When I was six years old.
Paul: It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.
Paul: Would you .Would you hug me?
Paul: Five more seconds.
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Oh, I couldnt eat now.
Paul: Chicken? (Pointing to himself.) Chicken boy!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Paul: Rachel?
Paul: Hey Chandler?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Paul and Rachel are recovering.]
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Paul: Fine! Two minutes. Go.
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Ross: Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Paul: I know. I like it up here.
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Paul: I wanted to be one with the waves, yknow?
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Rachel: Yeah thats great Paul, but yknow I wanna know what(Puts her hands on his shoulders)Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Yknow they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
Paul: Really?! (She nods in the affirmative.)
Paul: Im just me, my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Monica: (sees someone) Paul!
Paul: I beg your pardon?
Paul: I had a sister.
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Paul: (panicked) What?
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]