words in movies
Chandler: Its not just their marriage! I mean, look at yours. Look at everybodys! The only person that can make marriage work is Paul Newman! And Ive met me; I am not Paul Newman. I dont race cars! I dont make popcorn! None of my proceeds go to charity.
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Paul: I get that a lot.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: No.
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Im Irish.
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Paul: Hi Ross.
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: You have a son?
Paul: Then we agree?
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Paul: Okay.
Rachel: I came with Paul!
Paul: Yes it does.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Youre next!!
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!
Paul: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Phoebe: Hi Paul!
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Paul: Good to see you too!
Paul: (To Ross) Hey!
Paul: (whispering) Come on.
Paul: It was fine.
Paul: Nope.
Paul: Normal.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: When I was six years old.
Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)
Paul: Ross!
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Oh, I couldnt eat now.
Paul: Chicken? (Pointing to himself.) Chicken boy!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Paul: Rachel?
Paul: Hey Chandler?
Paul: It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.
Paul: Would you .Would you hug me?
Paul: Five more seconds.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Paul and Rachel are recovering.]
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
Ross: Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Paul: Fine! Two minutes. Go.
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Paul: I wanted to be one with the waves, yknow?
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Paul: I know. I like it up here.
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Paul: Really?! (She nods in the affirmative.)
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Rachel: Yeah thats great Paul, but yknow I wanna know what(Puts her hands on his shoulders)Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Yknow they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Paul: Im just me, my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
Monica: (sees someone) Paul!
Paul: I had a sister.
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
Paul: (panicked) What?
Paul: I beg your pardon?
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
Paul: Yeah Ross its okay, its me, Mr. Stevens.
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
Paul: Joey! (Goes over and hugs Joey and picks him off of his feet.)
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
[Time Lapse, Paul is now weeping uncontrollably in Rachels arms.]
Paul: Wait! Wait! Listen! Listen to this! (Flips a couple pages and points to something.) Yknow what I wanted to be when I was that age?
Paul: Okay. Ill be right back. (Gets up and heads for the kitchen.)
Chandler: But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story (He starts laughing then notices that Paul isnt happy.) Youre roommate in college died didnt he?
Joey: Come on! Itll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and Paul probably
[Scene: Pauls Cabin, Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking.]