words in movies
Chandler: Its not just their marriage! I mean, look at yours. Look at everybodys! The only person that can make marriage work is Paul Newman! And Ive met me; I am not Paul Newman. I dont race cars! I dont make popcorn! None of my proceeds go to charity.
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to (He taps his index fingers together.)
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Im Irish.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: I get that a lot.
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: No.
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Paul: Hi Ross.
Paul: You have a son?
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: Then we agree?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: Yes it does.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Paul: Okay.
Rachel: I came with Paul!
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Paul: Youre next!!
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Paul: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: Hi Paul!
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Paul: Good to see you too!
Paul: Ross!
Paul: It was fine.
Paul: Nope.
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Paul: (To Ross) Hey!
Paul: (whispering) Come on.
Paul: Normal.
Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)
Paul: Okay.
Paul: When I was six years old.
Paul: It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Paul: Rachel?
Paul: Hey Chandler?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Oh, I couldnt eat now.
Paul: Chicken? (Pointing to himself.) Chicken boy!
Paul: Would you .Would you hug me?
Paul: Five more seconds.
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Paul: I know. I like it up here.
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Ross: Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain
Paul: Fine! Two minutes. Go.
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Paul and Rachel are recovering.]
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
Paul: I wanted to be one with the waves, yknow?
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Paul: Really?! (She nods in the affirmative.)
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Rachel: Yeah thats great Paul, but yknow I wanna know what(Puts her hands on his shoulders)Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Yknow they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Paul: Im just me, my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
Monica: (sees someone) Paul!
Paul: I had a sister.
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Paul: (panicked) What?
Paul: I beg your pardon?
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Paul: Joey! (Goes over and hugs Joey and picks him off of his feet.)
[Time Lapse, Paul is now weeping uncontrollably in Rachels arms.]